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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/964158657096224769

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Jeb could run in 2020 and get a good amount of votes as the irony candidate.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

JEB!@GEB!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jeb could run in 2020 and get a good amount of votes as the irony candidate.

v excited for 2020 to be Jeb! vs Biden
are we the country of irony or the onion?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jeb could run in 2020 and get a good amount of votes as the irony candidate.

Irony? Where we're going, we don't need...irony.

*flips down guac shades, writes in Jeb!*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

WampaLord posted:

Irony? Where we're going, we don't need...irony.

*flips down guac shades, writes in Jeb!*

JEB! is the PATH!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


If I had a time machine, I'd change my vote to this.

Bless you for including the !

it connotes excitement

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Jeb! 2020: You'll Forget We Even Have a President

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




wasnt mcmuffin's running mate some business lady

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Shear Modulus posted:

wasnt mcmuffin's running mate some business lady

pls don't insult my wife Nathan

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Shear Modulus posted:

wasnt mcmuffin's running mate some business lady

What a MESS!



Jeb!/McMuffin 2020!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Remember when Ted Cruz announced a VP pick before the primary was over and then he ended up not winning the primary?

Bonus schadenfreude - the failed hand holding and elbowing her in the face.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

WampaLord posted:

Remember when Ted Cruz announced a VP pick before the primary was over and then he ended up not winning the primary?

Bonus schadenfreude - the failed hand holding and elbowing her in the face.

ted ooze is a waste

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

WampaLord posted:

Remember when Ted Cruz announced a VP pick before the primary was over and then he ended up not winning the primary?

Bonus schadenfreude - the failed hand holding and elbowing her in the face.

He also lost Hoosier hell to Trump and got trolled by the MAGA legions.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

etalian posted:

He also lost Hoosier hell to Trump and got trolled by the MAGA legions.

watching ted Cruz trying to earnestly engage with magamen while they screamed “Lyin ted” at him, was an incredible thing and makes me lol thinkin bout it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

really queer Christmas posted:

watching ted Cruz trying to earnestly engage with magamen while they screamed “Lyin ted” at him, was an incredible thing and makes me lol thinkin bout it.

lol that moment owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkCifM0kDd0

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



etalian posted:

He also lost Hoosier hell to Trump and got trolled by the MAGA legions.

lyin ted went to the gym where they filmed the basketball scenes for the movie hoosiers and called the hoop a "basketball ring" lmao

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

lyin ted went to the gym where they filmed the basketball scenes for the movie hoosiers and called the hoop a "basketball ring" lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrxxnBWPdI

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I’m now remembering that Cruz started Indiana up by like 20 and lost by 20 lmao

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

lyin ted went to the gym where they filmed the basketball scenes for the movie hoosiers and called the hoop a "basketball ring" lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_cjgtmIz2k&t=29s

I'm the girl just to the right of his head that realizes what he just said.

It's like :chloe: but all grown up:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
ˇYeb!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Cruz got so fuckin stomped that he pulled the zodiac mask back on an started killin again. shame about that school in florida

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im wearin my hoodie

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i've hopefully got a surprise for everyone itt. sheng-ji yang has seen it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The thread for clapping experts

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Shear Modulus posted:

lyin ted went to the gym where they filmed the basketball scenes for the movie hoosiers and called the hoop a "basketball ring" lmao

This is great news...


...for Ted!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/659521661637632000

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jeb! Repetition posted:

This thread is only for experienced leaders with a proven conservative record. Please leave.

i thought you said it was the jeb! thred! :thunk:

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
what's up my fellow jeb!heads?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Shark Sandwich posted:

what's up my fellow jeb!heads?

are you too wearing your hoodie?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

im wearin my hoodie

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Did anyone save their Jeb! DVD mailers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvpNa1-jIUo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Lol I forgot about "Right to Rise"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Lol I forgot about "Right to Rise"

Imagine working for a PAC and getting paid thousands of dollars in consulting fees to find inspiring Jeb! moments!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

Imagine working for a PAC and getting paid thousands of dollars in consulting fees to find inspiring Jeb! moments!

FYI those mailers are used by marketing companies as a gimmick they sell to desperate rubes as a way to impress ceos who sales people can’t pester with an elevator pitch

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

FYI those mailers are used by marketing companies as a gimmick they sell to desperate rubes as a way to impress ceos who sales people can’t pester with an elevator pitch

Jeb! should have mailed people glass turtles with a handwritten note

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

Jeb! should have mailed people glass turtles with a handwritten note

Slow and steady wins the race!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Top City Homo posted:

Slow and steady wins the race!

Cuck Yeah!

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Why'd the gifmaker skip the rest of the crotchchop

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