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A space detective has to solve a space mystery, but it's all very similar to the 1940s for some reason.

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A group of people are travelling on a spaceship, but something goes wrong. The spaceship... is broken.

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If you a struggling for a moral for your plotline, try this one: Genocide is bad.

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In the future, people jogging with swords is still very dangerous. So we then send special cops to charge at them with swords for some reason. Fight fire with fire. We call them, "Blade Runners"

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A species of sentient swords that can only be killed by being drenched in human blood. Thus, the most powerful sword is the one who can find the most inept human wielder. They are all vying to be held by Phil, the clumsiest man in the galaxy, who is also comically cowardly and doesn't want to be stabbed. Hijinks ensue, but in the end humans and swords alike learn a profound and important lesson: genocide is bad.

Memorable quote:

Sword: Don't get me wrong, I'm still planning to use your delicate carbon-based flesh to vanquish one of my rivals, but I've come to an incredible realization: genocide is bad.

Phil: What about regicide?

Sword: Now you're talkin'!

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