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A species of sentient swords that can only be killed by being drenched in human blood. Thus, the most powerful sword is the one who can find the most inept human wielder. They are all vying to be held by Phil, the clumsiest man in the galaxy, who is also comically cowardly and doesn't want to be stabbed. Hijinks ensue, but in the end humans and swords alike learn a profound and important lesson: genocide is bad. Memorable quote: Sword: Don't get me wrong, I'm still planning to use your delicate carbon-based flesh to vanquish one of my rivals, but I've come to an incredible realization: genocide is bad. Phil: What about regicide? Sword: Now you're talkin'! google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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It's the future. Something has been outlawed that is arguably intrinsic to the human experience and/or necessary to get past level 2 on Maslow's hierarchy, like art or sex or bacon. But someone (gasp) rediscovers it! In the end, the evil villain who was using the lack of this thing to control people is defeated nonviolently by the power of love, but maybe he makes one last attempt to kill the hero while his back is turned and ends up dying anyway. Memorable quote: Hero: This thing, that we've been taught our whole lives was bad. Maybe it's actually...good? Villain: Noooo! Stupid power of love, always loving my day up! google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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Nosfereefer posted:the hero is a nobody, but get this, somehow he's destined to save the galaxy. space stations blows up, space princesses are rescued, you name it. even the charming, but deadly rouge turns into a valiant knight. needs more punch. Maybe if the hero was also a blood relative of the primary antagonist? I mean, who would see that coming? |
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An adventurous but greedy group of explorers known as the Wightka Lonialists discover a new race of mystical, peaceful, nature-loving aliens who call themselves Na'Tiveamericans. I'd tell you what happens next but I'm trying to closely hold this completely original and non-allegorical story until I have a buyer. Let's just say that some of the Lonialists aren't as nice as they appear.
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Duckbox posted:OK, I like the culture clash angle, but is the message that genocide is bad, because I don't want to watch something political. The truth is somewhere in the middle. Genocide isn't ideal, but as long as a ragtag group survives, that includes almost all of the named characters except the wise old patriarch and the Lonialist protagonist's romantic rival, it all works out. I'd better watch it before I tip too much of my hand here. |
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