Security Fuckup Megathread - v15.1 - Stop!!! I Kill You Researcher

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Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

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PATCH NOTES FOR 15.0
* Thread now has a 30% slowdown

PATCH NOTES FOR 14.0
* New thread because I was tired of seeing my old forums name in the bookmarks
* True origins of DEFCON have been made clear

PATCH NOTES FOR 13.0
* Avoids slamming car doors into genitals
* Removed conversation that belongs in D&D

PATCH NOTES FOR 12.0
* A whole new version to reflect the ever-changing threat landscape
* Official HTTPS support--it only took Lowtax like a decade to get it to work properly

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.4
* Added details at end of OP for why the thread is called "You're busted, dude"

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.3
* POP POP of unsigned ints

PATCH NOTES FOR 11.0
* new version with less bloat
* all anime removed and hopefully forever

PATCH NOTES FOR v10.1
* no patch notes required

PATCH NOTES FOR v10.0

* decided that 8 and 9 were bad numbers and skipping to '10' would make us look cooler.
* js crypto added in for the sake of an internet argument

PATCH NOTES FOR v7.69

* Added 1.2 billion passwords from Russian hacker forums

PATCH NOTES FOR v7.2 "BoringSFM"

* The name is aspirational and not yet a promise

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.0.1g

* changed version number

PATCH NOTES FOR V0.9.8

* once again removed LF and Fishmech corruption from the last thread
* added a new feature that enables the mods/admins to go ahead and probate/ban as necessary if LF'n poo poo happens
* added heartbeat feature to non-existent SSL layer on the forums

PATCH NOTES FOR V69

* removed LF and Fishmech corruption from last thread
* new "hello" service for conference attendees
* blocking of js crypto through message relay services like twitter

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.2

* made more efficient for version 1.2 after having removed fishmeching and talk about credit card contracts

PATCH NOTES FOR V1.1

* don't loving use any of these goddamn exploits you dumbshits

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here are some old threads that haven't been archived:

Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order? (jun 2017-jan 2018)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v13.69 - plugins may violate privacy (jan-jun 2017)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v12.2 - you have slammed your dick in the car door (apr 2016-jan 2017)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v11.4 - who u gonna snitch to pussy bitch gently caress u (apr 2015-apr 2016)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v10.1 (Hackers can turn your gas station into a bomb) (nov 2014-apr 2015)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v7.69 (stay safe security ghost) (aug-nov 2014)
Security Fuckup Megathread - v7.2 "BoringSFM" (jun-aug 2014)

Alereon posted:

seriously though people dont post anything that would allow a lurker from gbs to gently caress with anything

Lain Iwakawa posted:

HERE IS A FORUM FOR YOU D&D WANNABES THAT WELCOMES CHAT ABOUT AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY AND ITS UTTER FAILURE

just a reminder: this is for sec gently caress ups. if you want to talk about telecoms, make a new thread

Lain Iwakura fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jan 30, 2018

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Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:23

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

gettin in on the ground floor for this one

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:24

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

i�m thinking of rolling my own crypto

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:25

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Soricidus posted:

i�m thinking of rolling my own crypto

Nice!

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:25

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

How often has this thread been closed due to being fishmeched?

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:26

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.

wapo: "Hawaii�s false missile alert sent by troubled worker who thought an attack was imminent, officials say"

e: apparently it was supposed to be a drill after all, until someone missed the "this is a drill" part of the drill and freaked out

that wapo article posted:

The Hawaii employee who sent out a false alarm earlier this month warning of an incoming missile attack had a troubled work history and said he misunderstood a drill and believed a ballistic missile was actually heading for the state, according to state and federal investigators.

The employee's work history was detailed by a state investigation made public Tuesday that found he had "been a source of concern ... for over 10 years" to his coworkers. On at least two other occasions, that probe found, this employee also "confused real life events and drills."

[...]

The employee, who was fired last week, has not been identified, and state officials said his name will only be officially released once he finishes appealing the disciplinary action.

Grace Baiting fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 30, 2018

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:26

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Schadenboner posted:

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:27

apseudonym: Feb 25, 2011

Thread v15.0: I still hate computers

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:27

burning swine: May 26, 2004

I was 1750 posts behind in the old thread did I miss anything

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:28

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

ground floor

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:28

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

spankmeister posted:

Security Fuckup Megathread - v15.0 - How often has this thread been closed due to being fishmeched?

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:29

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

I was 1750 posts behind in the old thread did I miss anything

hax

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:31

apseudonym: Feb 25, 2011

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

I was 1750 posts behind in the old thread did I miss anything

Don't speculate on speculation bugs

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:32

burning swine: May 26, 2004

spankmeister posted:

hax

I still plan to catch up, through the thick gaseous stench of the chamber

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:33

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

where can i get this, "Z80"

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:33

Evis: Feb 28, 2007; Flying Spaghetti Monster

Grace Baiting posted:

wapo: "Hawaii�s false missile alert sent by troubled worker who thought an attack was imminent, officials say"

e: apparently it was supposed to be a drill after all, until someone missed the "this is a drill" part of the drill and freaked out

I guess I shouldn�t find it surprising they�d fire someone for what is really an organizational issue.

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:35

Pikavangelist: Nov 9, 2016; There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

I was 1750 posts behind in the old thread did I miss anything

only in the sense that 1750 posts technically counts as "anything"

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:36

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Grace Baiting posted:

wapo: "Hawaii�s false missile alert sent by troubled worker who thought an attack was imminent, officials say"

e: apparently it was supposed to be a drill after all, until someone missed the "this is a drill" part of the drill and freaked out

lmao

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

let�s all love lain

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:37

Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

If you don't build any security you can't gently caress it up either.

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:42

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

anthonypants posted:

where can i get this, "Z80"

i don�t know but once you do, oracle probably still sells software for it

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:46

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

i don�t know but once you do, oracle probably still sells software for it

is it anything like an M80

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:47

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

anthonypants posted:

where can i get this, "Z80"

original game boy

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:48

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

original game boy

doesn't use a z80, sorry. try a graphing calculator instead.

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:49

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

the well known unhackable texas instruments

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:50

Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

if the z80 is the most secure, does that make galaga the triple most secure

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:54

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

what's a computer

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:55

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

hello yospos

this is you are computer

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:56

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

the mill cpu is the most securest, actually

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:56

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

what if instead of a central processing unit, a decentral processing unit? :2bong:

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:57

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

oh-day post

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:58

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

behold the cyber security industry panopticon

https://twitter.com/ibmsecurity/status/958261278807609344

# ? Jan 30, 2018 23:59

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

deduping is a powerful tool

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:00

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

spankmeister posted:

what if instead of a central processing unit, a decentral processing unit?

great idea, I�m going to put all my passwords and private keys on a blockchain right now

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:00

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Evis posted:

I guess I shouldn�t find it surprising they�d fire someone for what is really an organizational issue.

sounds like the guy had previous instances of mixing up reality and drills and might actually not be the most mentally stable individual

not that they should be fired for it but sounds like they've got some undiagnosed somethingrather goin' on there

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:01

Arcsech: Aug 5, 2008

AggressivelyStupid posted:

what's a computer

a miserable little pile of vulnerabilities

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:01

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

Soricidus posted:

great idea, I�m going to put all my passwords and private keys on a blockchain right now

this will be a new keybase marketing pitch within the month

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:02

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/adrianzenz/status/957879611513278464

but if it�s free why does it have a price tag?

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:03

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

the most secure processor:

features:
- high end materials that consumers crave
- one time pad functionality?
- lots of different fonts to choose from
- doesn't support javascript so no driveby cryptocurrency miners

# ? Jan 31, 2018 00:03

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