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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Suspicious Dish posted:

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/publicly-listed-zoom-video-communications-traders-buying-zoom-technologies-2019-4-1028122561 lol

the amazing thing will be how many people don't sell it back even after they realize the mistake

there's so much dumb money in the stock market

# ? Apr 18, 2019 17:23

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:13

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

qirex posted:

the amazing thing will be how many people don't sell it back even after they realize the mistake

there's so much dumb money in the stock market

as long as other people keep making that mistake holding is profitable

# ? Apr 18, 2019 17:27

mystes: May 31, 2006

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

lol poo poo I had a Zoom 56k mode way back in the day. good for them still kicking around

Neither of these companies is Zoom Telephonics, which somehow still seems to be around some form and apparently has now licensed the Motorola name to use for cable modems (not to be confused with the previously Motorola-branded cable modems which were produced by Motorola Mobility which was bought out by Arris).

# ? Apr 18, 2019 17:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

My mom used to say that she and her sister were "Irish twins" which apparently is a term for two siblings born less than a year apart.

whoa hey easy with the racism there buddy

# ? Apr 18, 2019 17:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/histoftech/status/1116184596717211648

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:03

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/histoftech/status/1116184596717211648

lmao that looks nothing like him

but still also :wow:

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:11

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/minimaxir/status/1118264520479129600

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

...but they already do

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:30

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

flakeloaf posted:

so it's whatsapp with a subscription fee

Whatsapp had a subscription fee before facebook bought it

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:32

BMan: Oct 31, 2015; KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK

Chris Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/minimaxir/status/1118264520479129600

this is good for buttcoin

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:37

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Celexi posted:

Whatsapp had a subscription fee before facebook bought it

hm, i did not know this

# ? Apr 18, 2019 18:38

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

yeah zucks funny because somehow, unlike a lot of valley oligarchs, after he got a stylist and everything he somehow made himself look worse

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

it's because he's a bugeyed freak

he's gonna get plastic surgery in a few years and become a complete alien, just watch

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:02

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

hey now tone down the antisemitism

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:03

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lancemantis posted:

hey now tone down the antisemitism

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lancemantis posted:

hey now tone down the antisemitism

lol remember when the zucc was born again during his totally not a presidential candidacy campaign

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:21

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

also remember when he testified before congress on top of a super thick cushion so he could sit up straight like a big boy

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:22

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

was that before or after he voiced his support for holocaust denial

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:24

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

lancemantis posted:

hey now tone down the antisemitism

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:29

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I didn't know zucc was a zionist

# ? Apr 18, 2019 19:47

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

nobody picking up on the adam-is-a-bug-jokes comon folks

# ? Apr 18, 2019 20:11

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol remember when the zucc was born again during his totally not a presidential candidacy campaign

remember how he just completely quit that whole thing cold turkey when the board told him he couldn't be in charge of facebook if he was holding a public office

# ? Apr 18, 2019 21:51

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

lancemantis posted:

nobody picking up on the adam-is-a-bug-jokes comon folks

what?

# ? Apr 18, 2019 23:31

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's because he's a bugeyed freak

he's gonna get plastic surgery in a few years and become a complete alien, just watch

you cant really become something you already are

# ? Apr 19, 2019 07:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's 2019 and soylent still exists for some reason

the ceo continues to be exactly as stupid as you remember

quote:

�When we first started coming up with this idea of portioned, chewable nutrition, we were like, �Oh it should be a cube,�� said Bryan Crowley, the chief executive of Soylent. They tried it. Turns out, he said, �Cubes are really difficult to do.�

# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:10

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

infernal machines posted:

it's 2019 and soylent still exists for some reason

its like something out of a 1970s scifi dystopia - "here is your nutrition cube, citizen! the computer is your friend!"

then again the company is branded as a 1970s scifi dystopia so uhhh points for consistency i guess

FMguru fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Apr 19, 2019

# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:22

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

infernal machines posted:

it's 2019 and soylent still exists for some reason

the ceo continues to be exactly as stupid as you remember

"cubes are really difficult to do" sounds like a weird punchline to a joke about physicists

# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:25

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

a cube of soylent
the san francisco treat?

# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:27

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Krankenstyle posted:

I didn't know zucc was a zionist

# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shame Boy posted:

"cubes are really difficult to do" sounds like a weird punchline to a joke about physicists

it is instead a joke about "inventing" meal bars, but worse.

taking an existing concept, making it worse in every possible respect, and then claiming innovation is extremely on brand for these chucklefucks.

# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:50

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

infernal machines posted:

it is instead a joke about "inventing" meal bars, but worse.

taking an existing concept, making it worse in every possible respect, and then claiming innovation is extremely on brand for these chucklefucks.

see also: soylent CEO�s shipping container/urine trough of a house

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:01

BMan: Oct 31, 2015; KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

holy gently caress, the zucc may be personally facing penalties from the FTC over facebook's very casual stance towards user data and privacy

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:15

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

infernal machines posted:

holy gently caress, the zucc may be personally facing penalties from the FTC over facebook's very casual stance towards user data and privacy

start loving jailing SV execs

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

graph posted:

start loving jailing SV execs

lol. i like to dream too

more like "start fining SV execs and maybe place some compliance and oversight restrictions on their admin"

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:24

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Agile Vector posted:

a cube of soylent
the san francisco treat?

i'd like to teach the world to poo poo
in perfect harmony
i'd like to buy the world a cube
except for canada cause it's banned there for not being food

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:27

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

more than anything i'm annoyed that this idiot thinks he just invented the MRE bar

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:31

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/1119058283866853376

someone needs to pitch this idea to trump as �sv execs are all libtards who hate winning�

# ? Apr 19, 2019 16:41

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:13

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

infernal machines posted:

holy gently caress, the zucc may be personally facing penalties from the FTC over facebook's very casual stance towards user data and privacy

oh no but if he goes to prison his wife will be left all alone to care for their two children, how will they make ends meet

# ? Apr 19, 2019 17:13

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