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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Subby McSubface

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
It's kinda hosed up that they call the Hunter a monster right there on the box. Yeah she eats 25,000 calories a day and carries a 2 ton weapon and genocides species for fun, but who doesn't these days.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Jay Rust posted:

I’m going to celebrate Saint Valentine’s Day by reading and reliving the greatest love story ever told...

A witch and her gun and her gun and her gun and her 4th gun.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

DOUBLE CLICK HERE posted:

Isn't that just Akiba's Trip?

The kids in Akiba's Trip that get their clothes tore off are probably older tho

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Simple Geometry
*fires randomly at the floor, gets 7 headshots somehow*

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
What time does the Nintendo Electronic Shop release things? I don't think I've ever bought a digital title on launch from them.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Jay Rust posted:

Discussion prompt: what’s the worst game you kinda like?


Fallout 4


If I hit the Powerball we're getting a WET 2.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Phantasium posted:

Chocobot is the best Chocobo in anything that features a Chocobo.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
No Missile so who cares

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Bayonetta 2...at my finger tips....


Please do not use more than literally dozens of amiibos each day.


Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

In Training posted:

Can you use an NZap in Bayo2!????

Nope, I don't think there's anything new. Splatoon wasn't a thing when the game came out.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I just watched that this morning and the most uncomfortable part is when that talk show guy's lips, which have been surgically stitched to Billy Mitchell's rectum, began to heal and create 2/3rds of a human centipede.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The worst Mario enemy? Hmm probably that one sloping Par 5 with the sand traps on either side.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Unfortunately he was recently killed by beans. Rip Harris Bomberman.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I stole all your punctuation and I'm using it in my FF8 fan re-translation!


...

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The very contrary ideas of liking Bloodborne and Dark Souls, and not liking Fallout 3.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

SE gonna have to shut down their Play Arts Kai wing.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Is this twee(t)?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord


Aaaaaaa!!!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
"Taco Tuesday" is trademarked tell him you can't do it for legal reasons.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/966020395856904193


If they didn't maintain all the song licenses I say we riot.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Andrast posted:

It has the full original soundtrack

Phew.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Without the idea of hard shells we would not have the most authentic Mexican cuisine of all; the Choco Taco.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I changed my mind my favorite Mexican food is the Sheetz El Gringo

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Cowcaster posted:

it's not a guarantee but it's a pretty good chance that if an indian place you're eating at asks you how spicy you want your food on a scale of 1-10 it's a bad indian place

I went to a Chinese place once that had levels printed on the menu of "Hot, Hot!, and Hot!!" Yes, I'd like the Garlic Shrimp with uh, a single exclamation point please.

I think that was the same place where one menu item just read DON'T STEAK and I really thought about seeing just what that was.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I wish there was an option to play Jeanne with just the same mechanics as Bayonetta, because I'm okay at getting Moth Within but I'm not perfect with it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

haveblue posted:

I never tried playing as Jeanne, how does it handle the chapters where she's a boss?

https://i.imgur.com/jK4g948.mp4

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
CARRY FENCES WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO
You can easily manipulate enemies by building a fence. If you can’t manage to separate your enemies and give yourself some breathing room, you’re going to get overwhelmed. Luckily, you have plenty of ways to deal with this problem.

Metal Gear Survive is full of natural choke points. After you run through narrow passageways, you can build a fence behind you. The zombies will attack the fence. While they whale on your creation, you can poke them with spears or shoot them with arrows


What the gently caress am I even reading

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Cowcaster posted:

i thought final fantasy games had precooked characters since when do you get to play dressup with them

not counting that one side game where you play dressup with them

There's an online multiplayer mode that's like monster hunter ultra ultra ultra lite edition and you can make your own toon.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Rise and shine, Mister Caelum. Rise and... shine.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Snake, that's a fence.
A... fence?
It's Russian. The latest in military troop confinement and maneuvering.
Confinement, huh?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
You owe it to yourself to go back and watch every yuubisoft e3

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

homeless snail posted:

just have to read the giant bomb thread for an example of that

Last time I made a joke about that thread I peeked in for some material and they were discussing whether or not they thought game reviewers' penises worked based on what medications the thread imagines they're on.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

homeless snail posted:

well, do they?

Sorry, no. No games journalist has a working penis.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Coffee was great in college when I needed to stay up all night and for like 50 cents at some truck stop you could drink an infinite amount.


But now I'm an adult and I have my life together so I only drink PIBB XTRA

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Andrast posted:

Caffeine does nothing to me.

I still drink coffee because what else am I going to do at work during the coffee break?

Take up smoking like the cool kids.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Only slightly used, at an overclocked output for 10,000 hours.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Relationships can't blossom on a warground

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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