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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



How many top ten picks do the Pens have playing for them now? I can think of Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, and Brassard off the top of my head.

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

Itís just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha wonít get it. He went 14th OV.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS


Jordan7hm posted:

Itís just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha wonít get it. He went 14th OV.

I was going to guess 1st Round Pick All-Star Riley Sheahan but heís a little bit later, apparently.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Jordan7hm posted:

It’s just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha won’t get it. He went 14th OV.

14th implies it was either a pick Pittsburgh made when they missed the playoffs or it's someone they traded for.

Jultz? Or was he a college free agent signing?

nature6pk
May 26, 2006
Left Coast Lame-o

Has anyone said benningcoin yet?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

HEY LITTLE SIDNEY WANT TO SEE MY CORSI?


Rangers are terrible and really committing to the tank

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Jordan7hm posted:

Itís just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha wonít get it. He went 14th OV.

Yeah I'd be surprised if someone gets this. It's not obvious at all.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008


Guentzel-Brassard-Kessel is probably gonna be the Penguins 3rd line lmao

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


4 isnt a crazy number...

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

i'm so fuckkin pumped now arty i'm seein these big numbers next to my name it's like i outscored the guy we got traded for... whoa nasher you look like you had a rough season, you could use a vacation, i bet cally's got a lot of free time down in tampa.

Ginette Reno posted:

Yeah I'd be surprised if someone gets this. It's not obvious at all.

I didn't even realize this guy had been traded to the Pens.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


CBJSprague24 posted:

14th implies it was either a pick Pittsburgh made when they missed the playoffs or it's someone they traded for.

Jultz? Or was he a college free agent signing?

Schultz was a second round pick by Anaheim that went to free agency instead of signing with the Ducks.

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

We are all Phil Kessel now.


quote:

NHL Feb NV: Gutted but Sens still sucking

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008


Zodijackylite posted:

I didn't even realize this guy had been traded to the Pens.

it helps that he doesn't really do anything noteworthy other than be really freaking tall. not bad, not good, just kinda quietly there on the bottom pairing.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Zodijackylite posted:

I didn't even realize this guy had been traded to the Pens.

He's actually been pretty good here. Well by the eye test anyways I dunno what the all mighty charts say.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

I like that the Pens have two players who can be known as "the brother of olympic champion XXXX"

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Jordan7hm posted:

I like that the Pens have two players who can be known as "the brother of olympic champion XXXX"

Every goal by Phil tonight, the Pens Twitter said was by "brother of Olympic Gold Medalist Amanda Kessel" instead of Phil.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

Don't you know there ain't no devil, its just God when he's drunk.


Jordan7hm posted:

I like that the Pens have two players who can be known as "the brother of olympic champion XXXX"

Wait, kessel and who?

stab
Feb 12, 2003
Logic dictates over "human rights".

If any of my staff ever dared to have a bottle of water at their register I'd kill them


- A Fuckwit


Duckman2008 posted:

Wait, kessel and who?

Oleksiak

a false
Mar 5, 2009



Levitate posted:

Rangers are terrible and really committing to the tank

this is good, and i hope that they can get down to bottom 5 before the season ends

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

Duckman2008 posted:

Wait, kessel and who?

Penny's brother, also the guy picked 14th overall.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003



Good fans root for the tank. Great fans root for the rank every four years.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

JEG VILLE KLEMME DEG


https://twitter.com/penguins/status/967228479812067329

Ow, my heart.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


vegas is #1 in the league standings again and willian karlsson is tied for second in goals

V
G
K

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

It feels like the Blues are crashing pretty hard. Not sure if they're going to make the playoffs, but this year was always a step back until new blood arrives/returns next year.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007

It's the arrogance of the subtext: The province of human affairs is a field best left to dilettantes' extraordinary gift for the feigning of paralysis. For saying nothing at all. For daydreams of black-tie affairs at Rideau Hall. An acceptance speech. Sustained applause.

n: https://twitter.com/CanucksArmy/sta...259462510698496
v: 3 years, 12 million dollars

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

You're just lucky my jaw is broken!



lmfao


like how

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -



I can safely say, in all my beer league terribleness, I've never come close to doing that.

I mean, just...

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

The Washington Capitals will never defeat the Pittsburgh Penguins. Sidney Crosby is better than Alex Ovechkin.

I HATE HOCKEY.

Dinosaur Gum

Can we try and get Orpik on a pairing with Gudbranson somehow? Just to see if they kill a goalie or somehow cancel each other out.

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011


A Pittsburgh/Tampa ECF looks inevitable and tantalizing at this point. So much skill... And that's assuming Tampa doesn't end up with Karlsson.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




Spelling Mitsake posted:

Move the Senators to Quebec already.

Or Hamilton

The Hamilton Sheila Copps

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

The Hamilton Bullfrogs

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


Stretch Marx posted:

The Hamilton Bullfrogs

With mascot "Jeremiah"!

eXXon
Aug 19, 2002



The Hamilton Hortons, with the logo being a DeTomaso Pantera driving through the hole of a giant flaming donut.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

I'm here to kiss tittiess and win football games!


VGK = Vegas Gets Karlsson?

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.


St. Dogbert posted:

A Pittsburgh/Tampa ECF looks inevitable and tantalizing at this point. So much skill... And that's assuming Tampa doesn't end up with Karlsson.

You mean Ryan and Karlsson.

Also, what would Tampa have to give up to get EK?
He's not going for peanuts.

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Flyinglemur
Jul 2, 2004

Oh Lucy, I do apologize, I been so terribly busy. Honestly, I barely have the time to drink deep and descend.


Is it time for Playoff posters yet? I'm asking for myself.

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