NHL Feb NV: Nutted but Sens still sucking

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

How many top ten picks do the Pens have playing for them now? I can think of Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, and Brassard off the top of my head.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:29

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Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

It�s just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha won�t get it. He went 14th OV.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:41

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Jordan7hm posted:

It�s just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha won�t get it. He went 14th OV.

I was going to guess 1st Round Pick All-Star Riley Sheahan but he�s a little bit later, apparently.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:48

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jordan7hm posted:

It’s just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha won’t get it. He went 14th OV.

14th implies it was either a pick Pittsburgh made when they missed the playoffs or it's someone they traded for.

Jultz? Or was he a college free agent signing?

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:56

GoonGPT: May 26, 2006; Posting for a better future, today!

Has anyone said benningcoin yet?

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:56

Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

Rangers are terrible and really committing to the tank

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:01

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Jordan7hm posted:

It�s just those four.

Guess the next best draft pick. Betcha won�t get it. He went 14th OV.

Yeah I'd be surprised if someone gets this. It's not obvious at all.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:01

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

Guentzel-Brassard-Kessel is probably gonna be the Penguins 3rd line lmao

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:11

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

4 isnt a crazy number...

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:12

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Ginette Reno posted:

Yeah I'd be surprised if someone gets this. It's not obvious at all.

I didn't even realize this guy had been traded to the Pens.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:15

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

CBJSprague24 posted:

14th implies it was either a pick Pittsburgh made when they missed the playoffs or it's someone they traded for.

Jultz? Or was he a college free agent signing?

Schultz was a second round pick by Anaheim that went to free agency instead of signing with the Ducks.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:16

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NHL Feb NV: Gutted but Sens still sucking

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:22

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

Zodijackylite posted:

I didn't even realize this guy had been traded to the Pens.

it helps that he doesn't really do anything noteworthy other than be really freaking tall. not bad, not good, just kinda quietly there on the bottom pairing.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:24

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Zodijackylite posted:

I didn't even realize this guy had been traded to the Pens.

He's actually been pretty good here. Well by the eye test anyways I dunno what the all mighty charts say.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:25

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

I like that the Pens have two players who can be known as "the brother of olympic champion XXXX"

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:27

Mage_Boy: Dec 18, 2003; This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Jordan7hm posted:

I like that the Pens have two players who can be known as "the brother of olympic champion XXXX"

Every goal by Phil tonight, the Pens Twitter said was by "brother of Olympic Gold Medalist Amanda Kessel" instead of Phil.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:48

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

Jordan7hm posted:

I like that the Pens have two players who can be known as "the brother of olympic champion XXXX"

Wait, kessel and who?

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:55

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Duckman2008 posted:

Wait, kessel and who?

Oleksiak

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:57

a false: Mar 5, 2009; I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Levitate posted:

Rangers are terrible and really committing to the tank

this is good, and i hope that they can get down to bottom 5 before the season ends

# ? Feb 24, 2018 04:59

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Duckman2008 posted:

Wait, kessel and who?

Penny's brother, also the guy picked 14th overall.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 05:00

Wonderllama: Mar 15, 2003; anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Good fans root for the tank. Great fans root for the rank every four years.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 05:01

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/967228479812067329

Ow, my heart.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 05:01

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Love Always,
The Captain

vegas is #1 in the league standings again and willian karlsson is tied for second in goals

V
G
K

# ? Feb 24, 2018 07:21

Mike_V: Jul 31, 2004; 3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

It feels like the Blues are crashing pretty hard. Not sure if they're going to make the playoffs, but this year was always a step back until new blood arrives/returns next year.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 07:42

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

n: https://twitter.com/CanucksArmy/status/967259462510698496
v: 3 years, 12 million dollars

# ? Feb 24, 2018 10:07

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009

JawKnee posted:

n: https://twitter.com/CanucksArmy/status/967259462510698496
v: 3 years, 12 million dollars

lmfao

like how

# ? Feb 24, 2018 10:15

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

JawKnee posted:

n: https://twitter.com/CanucksArmy/status/967259462510698496
v: 3 years, 12 million dollars

I can safely say, in all my beer league terribleness, I've never come close to doing that.

I mean, just... :stare:

# ? Feb 24, 2018 13:05

Slappy Pappy: Oct 15, 2003; Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!; Dinosaur Gum

Can we try and get Orpik on a pairing with Gudbranson somehow? Just to see if they kill a goalie or somehow cancel each other out.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 13:13

St. Dogbert: Mar 17, 2011

A Pittsburgh/Tampa ECF looks inevitable and tantalizing at this point. So much skill... And that's assuming Tampa doesn't end up with Karlsson.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:17

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

Spelling Mitsake posted:

Move the Senators to Quebec already.

Or Hamilton

The Hamilton Sheila Copps

# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:20

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

The Hamilton Bullfrogs

# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:25

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Stretch Marx posted:

The Hamilton Bullfrogs

With mascot "Jeremiah"!

# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:27

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

The Hamilton Hortons, with the logo being a DeTomaso Pantera driving through the hole of a giant flaming donut.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:34

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

VGK = Vegas Gets Karlsson?

# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:57

Krime: Jul 30, 2003; Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

St. Dogbert posted:

A Pittsburgh/Tampa ECF looks inevitable and tantalizing at this point. So much skill... And that's assuming Tampa doesn't end up with Karlsson.

You mean Ryan and Karlsson. :v:

Also, what would Tampa have to give up to get EK?
He's not going for peanuts.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 17:18

Deus Ex Macklemore: Jul 2, 2004; Zelensky's Zealots

Is it time for Playoff posters yet? I'm asking for myself.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 17:19

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

https://twitter.com/treed1919/status/967081478294208512

why yes this totally makes sense

# ? Feb 24, 2018 17:35

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Summer hockey would be dope.

# ? Feb 24, 2018 17:41

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Going to the Olympics has zero value to the NHL besides as a bargaining chip against the players, they are always going to publicly say it's not happening and they need to be convinced

# ? Feb 24, 2018 17:41

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glynnenstein: Feb 18, 2014

ElwoodCuse posted:

Going to the Olympics has zero value to the NHL besides as a bargaining chip against the players, they are always going to publicly say it's not happening and they need to be convinced

quote:

....I have the Olympics in HD and that's made all the difference. It's quickly becoming my second favourite sport (after rugby, which is what I mostly watch.) I'm thinking of picking up the $20 subscription to nhl.tv ....

# ? Feb 24, 2018 17:56

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