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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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https://twitter.com/jmcdonald_saen/...222049268011008
Now just learn to shoot dude

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CRISPYBABY posted:

Wow. Tough crowd.

Contract the Raptors.
I like "The Vegas Raptors"

Punkin Spunkin
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I remember when I used to dream of tim Duncan recruiting Roy Hibbert for the Spurs
It's funny how quickly the league changes

Punkin Spunkin
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He still has to hit the T Mac Spurs part of his career by joining the Spurs

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Paul Zuvella posted:

For some reason, Greg Monroe just seems like an extremely Celtics player.
Rude.

Punkin Spunkin
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They're prolly the ones that stole it in the first place
Classic KD yearning to be loved

Punkin Spunkin
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hey you can more easily make LeBron the Red Panda than you can make the Red Panda become LeBron. have some respect

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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as everyone always likes to say, what makes the Golden State Warriors the best team in the league isn't their jumpshots, it's their generosity

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Dejan Bimble posted:


Even if this is artisinally machined titanium that unscrews into segments for storage there's no way it should cost 25,000. Red Panda is scamming the Warriors
She's no Tanya Harding

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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The New Orleans Pelicans: stealing from china

Punkin Spunkin
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I'm worried for the warriors because I believe in basketball hell

Punkin Spunkin
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I dunno what's going on but I'd just like to say that Spurs team is more about how good that Spurs team was and not lebron
That buzzsaw would've destroyed every warriors team and every team in history that will ever appear
Vince staples knows Kawhi survived an attempted assassination

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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Don't worry once they got a bunch of rings liking manu more than Timmy becomes defensible

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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

Personally, I would vote for Manu to become supreme leader of my country.
Yeah he's my all time favorite spur. He was still making my day as recently as Laaaaast yeaaaaaar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUgDgcAIXY
That's even more profound than Christian and scooby

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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Kyrie being iverson for kids these days is depressing, he just likes show tunes and trolling people where's the attitude man
Don't tell me kids these days like to practice. Don't play for Tyronn lue, step over Tyronn lue. That's the only way to live.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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Dexo posted:

It we fetishize lovely living conditions
I posted knowing it would lead to the goons attempting to quantify "hardness" derail, which is always the worst. Just as planned.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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Which teams would survive an infusion of Dwight rn? The Spurs, the warriors ? Not the thunder
As good as the rockets are bringing back the Fartmaster would instantly give both Pringles and Harden crippling cases of basketball ptsd

Punkin Spunkin
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Cool Buff Man posted:

Football stinks, keep it out of the pure thread or I'll vomit. Don't even mention hock-h-...huhh.... I can't even type that


My stomach + head shouldn't be killing me this bad on a Monday morning. It's not my fault I took the party part of the Super Bowl party more seriously than the Super Bowl that's the super bowl's fault
Time to brew some ginger tea and reflect on basketball

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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*sips tea*
Ahhhhhh
https://streamable.com/7dyb
Now this is sportball. There wasn't even one dunk during the super bowl. Not even one. Crazy I know.

Punkin Spunkin
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chunkles posted:

Here's some random ESPN guy I've never heard of before with a rumor for ya

https://twitter.com/kellyikonba/sta...598612416884737

get pumped guys
http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8x4gfdv
Now everyone's happy

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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Apparently the Spurs are interested in Willy hernangomez too
I'm sure there's posting record of me wanting them to acquire Stanley pull the trigger RC

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Maybe they could actually be Dion Waiters and Derek Fisher again

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Watch out LMA

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Two Latvian tragedies in one day
https://twitter.com/wojespnbot/stat...616880095617027

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I believe the proper term is automaton American

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xbilkis posted:

I'm the guy making fake Woj accounts to tweet out fake Davis Bertans trades
Some of these are pretty good
https://twitter.com/wojespnbot/stat...043439789002752
https://twitter.com/wojespnbot/stat...001915822870528
Robo Colangelo go go go

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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What if the warriors don't ever fall until the lakers unseat them and then it's just lakers domination replacing them

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Ghost Dog posted:

brolander join me and aggressivelystupid on bandwagoning lebrons new team next year thanks in advance
I'd like to take this chance to welcome you all to the Spurs fanbase
#gsg
We have the best healthy Latvian player in the league and he's only got like nine-ish fingers

Punkin Spunkin
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zoux posted:

Sounds good to me
I'm in.
The Spurs aren't known to trade their first rounders often but I'm down. Danny Green and Avery Bradley is mean.
Especially when Rudy and Kawhi are healthy.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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Do you want Avery Bradley or Chimezie Metu
I dunno

Punkin Spunkin
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I won't be happy if the big moves from this deadline are just the cavs trades everyone predicted in the last two weeks
MORE! MOOOORE!

Punkin Spunkin
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Time for Vlade to take Bruno to the next level

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We've got Slo Mo Bobo now so I'm good
https://youtu.be/9wG5rEoLScg

Punkin Spunkin
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As bad as bill Simmons is it's not as annoying as zach Harper spending (adding em up) hours in film critique and such. I don't care if you said you were gonna do it in the podcast description dude I'm not listening to you for the completely fresh and uncrossed territory of "lol nick Cage is great!!!"
The Basketball Friends and other pods can be guilty of this too and it's like, cmon guys you're entertaining and charismatic for basketball journalists not in a general sense. Of course bill Simmons is super guilty of this too, it's just more excusable cuz I don't expect good content from Simmons anyway...like why in the goddamn world would you think anyone is interested in what your favorite films of 2017 are?? You can barely give good sports takes!!!
But then the other side of the spectrum is Dunc'd On's robotics. I just want a drat healthy middle ground.
/Endrant

Punkin Spunkin
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And you know what I know movies, maybe sometimes we could have like 20 minutes where we shoot the poo poo about what's in thea-ohh ohh noo. I've becomes exactly what I despised. I'll excuse myself to cocaine mountain.

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MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Wow Grizzles are definitely the reincarnation of 90s basketball, right down to the cognitively dissonant, cowboy GM
You beat the Spurs you get the curse.

Punkin Spunkin
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I wonder where Cedi sits in the whole Hedo/Erdo----Kanter/Gulen beef.
On one hand, Erdogan is decimating Turkish democracy and Kurdish enclaves...on the other hand, Enes Kanter is and has always been lame af and Hedo is that dude.

it's a hard one

Punkin Spunkin
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Quizzlefish posted:

Portland has 2 guys who scored fifty in less than 30 mins this month. Why does our offense suck so much balls?

figured this one out, punkin the basketball whiz did

Quizzlefish posted:

Portland has 2 guys

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

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I think the album cover's nice 🤷‍♀️ it's cute

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"Your top two scorers are lamarcus aldridge and Kyle Anderson"
*screams silently, awakening from the nightmare*

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