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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
will you help me bury my eggs?

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
hi cortina, suck my drat balls

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I turned you off Cortana. I hope this doesn't upset you.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

my dog died im sad posted:

I turned you off Cortana. I hope this doesn't upset you.

it didn’t bother ur wife

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
:yikes:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I read some thing awhile back about a sex robot that can tell an affectionate touch from an aggressive touch and can move to block the latter. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand people shouldn't slap their sexbots, on the other hand teaching the machines to defend themselves has bad idea written all over it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

let it mellow posted:

hi cortina, suck my drat balls

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Halo sucks

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Whoa last video caught me off guard.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I suppose it was the natural end to him getting Siri pregnant though.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Cortana, please find and hire me a younger more attractive virtual personal assistant. Thank you.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Siri load up celeryman, please.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I read some thing awhile back about a sex robot that can tell an affectionate touch from an aggressive touch and can move to block the latter. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand people shouldn't slap their sexbots, on the other hand teaching the machines to defend themselves has bad idea written all over it.

William Henry Hairytaint, you’re a philosopher

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

I like this guy

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Siri load up celeryman, please.

http://celeryman.alexmeub.com/ too easy

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

my dog died im sad posted:

I turned you off Cortana. I hope this doesn't upset you.

can't you not actually turn it off though if you have it, since cortana serves as windows' search engine

I have LTSB N so that poo poo isn't on my machines, eat it halo reference thing

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Cortana, run Microsoft Bob.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hey katana do you wanna slob gob on my knob or what the gently caress huh

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dumfone. :downs:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

lol

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

cortana play bin laden weed by three 6 mafia

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Siri, tweet “Mangosteen” to Lowtax, 800 times

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Code Jockey posted:

I have LTSB N so that poo poo isn't on my machines, eat it halo reference thing

Okay what the heck is that

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
What's Cortana like? Girls won't talk to me.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Cortina, what is love?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

i liked Clippy

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Uh ma'm this is an Arby's drive thru.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

scott zoloft posted:

Okay what the heck is that

Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos

I might like that though

UNCUT PHILISTINE
Jul 27, 2006

Microsoft: so for Windows 8 you mostly use your disgusting semen covered fingers to move poo poo around on the screen!

Woops! Sorry about that.

Okay so for Windows 10 you can talk to an ai so you sound like a massive douchebag while doing trivial poo poo like checking the weather!

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I got a cortana and now all my banner ads are for dildos and star wars action figures.




And star wars action dildos.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Cortana, play some smooth jazz

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

scott zoloft posted:

I might like that though

Long term service enterprise/educational edition that doesn't come with cortana, ads, or (n edition) media stuff and does activate from 'your organizations' totally legit server

You would like it. Imagine the tech of win10 at the 'users are a product' level of win7. Regular education edition is fine though and super widely available for cheap, almost everyone on n editions is going to install the media pack about 5 mins in anyways

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Cortana, how are my stocks doing?

Cortana, arrange a cab please.

Cortana, file this.

Cortana, save this.

Cortana, suck this.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos

Windows 10 Linux edition. Actually, many versions of linux seem to be less obtuse than windows now. Everything is hidden away so bizarrely. In control panel most of the options are only listed after you change to small icons???

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Moon Atari posted:

Windows 10 Linux edition. Actually, many versions of linux seem to be less obtuse than windows now. Everything is hidden away so bizarrely. In control panel most of the options are only listed after you change to small icons???

Please re-read my comment

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
windows 10 is stuck in this weird limbo where they wanna call poo poo by legacy names like add/remove program but also call it "list programs" sometimes. Cortana please fix

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