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will you help me bury my eggs?
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:19 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 10:24 |
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hi cortina, suck my drat balls
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:20 |
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I turned you off Cortana. I hope this doesn't upset you.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:22 |
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my dog died im sad posted:I turned you off Cortana. I hope this doesn't upset you. it didn’t bother ur wife
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:22 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:23 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:24 |
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I read some thing awhile back about a sex robot that can tell an affectionate touch from an aggressive touch and can move to block the latter. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand people shouldn't slap their sexbots, on the other hand teaching the machines to defend themselves has bad idea written all over it.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:25 |
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let it mellow posted:hi cortina, suck my drat balls
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:27 |
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Halo sucks
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:29 |
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Whoa last video caught me off guard.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:33 |
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I suppose it was the natural end to him getting Siri pregnant though.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:33 |
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Cortana, please find and hire me a younger more attractive virtual personal assistant. Thank you.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:35 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:37 |
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Siri load up celeryman, please.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:48 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Halo sucks
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:51 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I read some thing awhile back about a sex robot that can tell an affectionate touch from an aggressive touch and can move to block the latter. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand people shouldn't slap their sexbots, on the other hand teaching the machines to defend themselves has bad idea written all over it. William Henry Hairytaint, you’re a philosopher
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 05:51 |
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I like this guy
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 06:39 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Siri load up celeryman, please. http://celeryman.alexmeub.com/ too easy
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 06:45 |
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my dog died im sad posted:I turned you off Cortana. I hope this doesn't upset you. can't you not actually turn it off though if you have it, since cortana serves as windows' search engine I have LTSB N so that poo poo isn't on my machines, eat it halo reference thing
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 07:11 |
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Cortana, run Microsoft Bob.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 07:18 |
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hey katana do you wanna slob gob on my knob or what the gently caress huh
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 07:19 |
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Dumfone.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 08:51 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 08:52 |
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cortana play bin laden weed by three 6 mafia
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 08:54 |
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Siri, tweet “Mangosteen” to Lowtax, 800 times
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 09:16 |
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Code Jockey posted:I have LTSB N so that poo poo isn't on my machines, eat it halo reference thing Okay what the heck is that
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 14:24 |
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What's Cortana like? Girls won't talk to me.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 14:33 |
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Cortina, what is love?
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 14:44 |
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i liked Clippy
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 14:50 |
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Uh ma'm this is an Arby's drive thru.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 14:56 |
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scott zoloft posted:Okay what the heck is that Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:06 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos I might like that though
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:18 |
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Microsoft: so for Windows 8 you mostly use your disgusting semen covered fingers to move poo poo around on the screen! Woops! Sorry about that. Okay so for Windows 10 you can talk to an ai so you sound like a massive douchebag while doing trivial poo poo like checking the weather!
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:35 |
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I got a cortana and now all my banner ads are for dildos and star wars action figures. And star wars action dildos.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:41 |
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Cortana, play some smooth jazz
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:42 |
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scott zoloft posted:I might like that though Long term service enterprise/educational edition that doesn't come with cortana, ads, or (n edition) media stuff and does activate from 'your organizations' totally legit server You would like it. Imagine the tech of win10 at the 'users are a product' level of win7. Regular education edition is fine though and super widely available for cheap, almost everyone on n editions is going to install the media pack about 5 mins in anyways
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:44 |
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Cortana, how are my stocks doing? Cortana, arrange a cab please. Cortana, file this. Cortana, save this. Cortana, suck this.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:46 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos Windows 10 Linux edition. Actually, many versions of linux seem to be less obtuse than windows now. Everything is hidden away so bizarrely. In control panel most of the options are only listed after you change to small icons???
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 15:47 |
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Moon Atari posted:Windows 10 Linux edition. Actually, many versions of linux seem to be less obtuse than windows now. Everything is hidden away so bizarrely. In control panel most of the options are only listed after you change to small icons??? Please re-read my comment
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:03 |
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windows 10 is stuck in this weird limbo where they wanna call poo poo by legacy names like add/remove program but also call it "list programs" sometimes. Cortana please fix
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:11 |