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I still use Windows 7 Not Genuine Edition
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:13 |
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cortana bring me back to my childhood
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:15 |
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420 SWAGLORD posted:Long term service enterprise/educational edition that doesn't come with cortana, ads, or (n edition) media stuff and does activate from 'your organizations' totally legit server I work for a school and we install Windows 10 enterprise without turning off any of the ads, store, store search, or Cortana poo poo cause we're an unapologetic waste of public funds.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:16 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:cortana bring me back to my childhood Cortana downloads nesticle and a megaman 3 rom. Cortana has notified the police.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:17 |
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scott zoloft posted:I work for a school and we install Windows 10 enterprise without turning off any of the ads, store, store search, or Cortana poo poo cause we're an unapologetic waste of public funds.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:19 |
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wow how did cortana know that i served hard time?
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:19 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:wow how did cortana know that i served hard time? probably should not address cortana as "Cortana, you cheekbustin' motherfucker..." if you don't want her to know you did time.
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:24 |
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but thats what i called my mother :[
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 16:55 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Windows 10 for pedants, dweebs, and Autismos exactly scott zoloft posted:I might like that though it's pretty good, no forced feature updates, but still has forced security updates which is fine by me, no store, no ads in my god drat OS I really wish I didn't have to use my MSDN access to get it, I wish windows "pro" still actually meant something. this should be what you get at the consumer "pro" level, let grandma have her built in games and media editing or whatever
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 11:28 |
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Can't believe they named it after a Halo character.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 12:01 |
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Cortana show me gunt
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 13:10 |
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show bob and vegen. e: Cortana,*
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 13:36 |
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I will never leave Windows 7
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 14:06 |
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TheMostFrench posted:show bob and vegen. Cortana: "want FAQ ?"
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 15:02 |
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Code Jockey posted:exactly hook me up with an iso and some of your vol license! Or can I get it myself?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 17:47 |
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Cortana, I cant find my keys
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 17:57 |
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"Cortana, kde je najbližšia krčma ?" "Sorry, I didn't understood that."
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 18:31 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 18:33 |
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In every sci-fi movie or TV show ever made, when somebody wants to talk to a computer they say "computer". I won't use any of these services until I can say "computer" to turn them on.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 18:37 |
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Open the pod bay doors
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 18:58 |
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dpush posted:In every sci-fi movie or TV show ever made, when somebody wants to talk to a computer they say "computer". I won't use any of these services until I can say "computer" to turn them on. That's dangerous though because you might use the word computer at some other time and then it perks up and is listening to what you say. "Bitch if you don't get off the computer I'm going to have to call you an ambulance cuz you're taking a fast trip down the stairs" and then boom an ambulance shows up when you don't want it because your computer was like "oh poo poo 911". You gotta think of it like a safe word during rough sex, pick something that's not likely to come up. AppleBananaTaco please order Pizza Hut. Large, extra pepperoni. DIET coke.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 19:15 |
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Cortana kill yourself to show me that you really love me.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 19:24 |
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Clippy is also a mask. Underneath is Microsoft B.O.B.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 19:55 |
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Me : Cortana show me the weather Cortana : *Bing* ok, here's Facebook photos of your exgirlfriend Heather. Me : that's not... Well... I mean... Jesus, she had a baby last year?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:21 |
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Cortana please search for Minecraft sex porn bobs and verginas. I have that stuff turned off on my main machine. Surprisingly setting up a local account (instead of a ms one) makes it a whole lot easier to keep it from activating too.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:34 |
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the students at my school use Cortana to search for Minecraft, Roblox, and asmr slime poo poo mostly
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:55 |
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scott zoloft posted:the students at my school use Cortana to search for Minecraft, Roblox, and asmr slime poo poo mostly What age bracket are we talking here ?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:57 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:What age bracket are we talking here ? K-12
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:58 |
minecraft was a mistake
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:02 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:I will never leave Windows 7 ive had the same install of win 7 since the free beta before release. windows 8 and 10 are garbage.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:02 |
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The Dennis System posted:Can't believe they named it after a Halo character. It actually makes perfect sense. Siri is a pretty normal name in Scandinavia so it causes a bunch of problems for people with iPhones.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:12 |
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"Cortana smash the cd tray into my retard face with incredible violence" "I'm afraid I can't do that. You retard."
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:20 |
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i thought cortana was a lovely font
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:23 |
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dpush posted:In every sci-fi movie or TV show ever made, when somebody wants to talk to a computer they say "computer". I won't use any of these services until I can say "computer" to turn them on. Same.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 22:14 |
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AI clippy would have been amazing. Cortana is a crappy attempt to cash in on a dead franchise. Also iirc she is the villian of the latest game so yeah that was smart microsoft.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 23:16 |
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If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be?
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 23:40 |
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amusinginquiry posted:If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be? An autistic manchild in a fedora who is struggling to breathe probably
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 23:52 |
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amusinginquiry posted:If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be? The same Siri/Cortana format, but she’d only be able to talk about contemporary nostalgia subjects and how much fun things used to be when you were a kid having Mario Party sleepovers with your friends.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 23:57 |
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amusinginquiry posted:If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be? I guess Toad except he doesn't talk so, uh, Maybe one of those second rate princesses. Not Pech, the other ones who show up in the back field of the biggee team sport games
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