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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

berth ell pup posted:

An autistic manchild in a fedora who is struggling to breathe probably

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Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

dpush posted:

In every sci-fi movie or TV show ever made, when somebody wants to talk to a computer they say "computer". I won't use any of these services until I can say "computer" to turn them on.

I agree 100% on this. I refuse to walk around talking to stupid brand names like a living ad for their lovely software

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tighclops posted:

I agree 100% on this. I refuse to walk around talking to stupid brand names like a living ad for their lovely software

Google lets you do this

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Echo devices let you set “computer” as the wake word.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You fools!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

To make aure it doesn't activate accidentally you can set it to saying computer in an accent. Or a similar sounding word like "compooter"

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
back in my day we touched our computer with our fingers and liked it! :bahgawd:

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



amusinginquiry posted:

If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be?

Slippy from Starfox.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

amusinginquiry posted:

If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be?

Link. If you can't grunt it, its not worth saying.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

amusinginquiry posted:

If Nintendo had an OS who would their AI be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Hey Cortana, how come Microsoft totally missed the smart speaker boon, rendering you an obnoxious dinosaur?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Blazing Ownager posted:

Hey Cortana, how come Microsoft totally missed the smart speaker boon, rendering you an obnoxious dinosaur?

the heck is a smart speaker?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Cortana, create an opponent capable of defeating Data

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

DamnCanadian posted:

Open the pod bay doors

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Colonel Cancer posted:

Link. If you can't grunt it, its not worth saying.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

berth ell pup posted:

An autistic manchild in a fedora who is struggling to breathe probably

The ultimate example of why nobody should sign their posts

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