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I'm torn between cheering for a fresh face at the top of a division, or between seeing Machida get one more cool karate KO. Both are cool things.
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Feb 4, 2018 06:50
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Does Mario hate Brazil because Jesus Christ that was brutal. Eleven years since Lyoto debuted in the UFC what the hell?
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Feb 4, 2018 06:51
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Did he just call him Stevie Wonderboy Thompson?
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Feb 4, 2018 06:52
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It's going to be extremely funny when Machida dies and the crowd goes quiet
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Feb 4, 2018 06:52
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kensei posted:Does Mario hate Brazil because Jesus Christ that was brutal. he's actually brazilian, but I think he hates all sentient life
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Feb 4, 2018 06:52
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extremely promising that machida was constantly being stalked back to the fence while seemingly having no idea where abouts he is in the octagon before miraculously buckling anders' legs. keep it up lyoto.
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Soothing Vapors posted:he's actually brazilian, but I think he hates all sentient life I know, I was kidding
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Marching Powder posted:extremely promising that machida was constantly being stalked back to the fence while seemingly having no idea where abouts he is in the octagon before miraculously buckling anders' legs. keep it up lyoto. Lyoto Machida
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kensei posted:I know, I was kidding look it's 2 am, no jokes please Gay Horney posted:Lyoto Machida lol
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Feb 4, 2018 06:55
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That low kick is a nice weapon for Lyoto. I'm still expecting him to just keel over dead at any moment though. 
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Feb 4, 2018 06:56
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Lyoto butters his bread by skirting around with his back to the fence cracking dummies who shuffle in after him
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Feb 4, 2018 06:56
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Feb 4, 2018 06:56
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ffs Anders what are you doing
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Feb 4, 2018 07:01
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anders' footwork is only just not good enough for him to be able to steamroll machida.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:01
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Machida's escapes from death getting narrower and narrower
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Feb 4, 2018 07:02
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I'm the screaming lady.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:03
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lol as soon as Machida gets touched his face explodes
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Feb 4, 2018 07:03
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Tezcatlipoca posted:I'm the screaming lady. Came to post the same thing
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Feb 4, 2018 07:04
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Machida seems a bit wobbly. This is looking like a foregone conclusion.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:04
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Someone needs to give Anders the "footwork is a thing" talk.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:06
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machida's style ages at least as well as anderson's.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:06
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Fighters are a lot more disciplined now than when machida was champ. a decade ago the anders equivalent here would have gotten frisky and charged in chin up
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Someone needs to give Anders the "footwork is a thing" talk. he's got the talent but yeah. it needs to be a focus if he's to fight anyone more serious than a 400 year old machida
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Feb 4, 2018 07:07
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Feb 4, 2018 07:07
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anders, stop going for a takedown after you've most of the way killed him. it allows him to recover, forcing him to take more punishment eventually.
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Marching Powder posted:he's got the talent but yeah. it needs to be a focus if he's to fight anyone more serious than a 400 year old machida It looks like he still has to think about it all the time. Jesus that woman sounds like a parrot.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:11
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The screaming lady is amazing
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Feb 4, 2018 07:11
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The banshee in the audience is an Eryk Anders fan
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Feb 4, 2018 07:11
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No chance. She's screaming for Lyoto not to die
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Feb 4, 2018 07:12
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Mixing that screaming lady into my "Sounds of the Amazon" sleep aid track.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:12
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Right. I forgot about this kind of Machida fight. He hasn't had one of these since (checks Wikipedia) woah 2013.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:13
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Hoping we see fifth round Machida here.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:14
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"what neck?" lmao
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Feb 4, 2018 07:14
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anders is so loving set on these takedowns but when he gets them after expending tons of energy he is completely ineffective
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Feb 4, 2018 07:14
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Feb 4, 2018 07:15
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Was Anders' corner man encouraging him to headbutt? He said "when you clinch, give him a bump" and moved his head forward on the word bump in a headbutt-y motion.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:16
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Anders should win, but this is still within reach of bullshit Brazil judging so he needs to fight with more urgency than this.
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