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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
ufc machida

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
drat that was sick

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
drat. clinic.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

JaySB posted:

I feel like this card is completely mismatched in favor of the Brazilians.

Also, Yamasaki didn't throw up the heart hands :wow:

it's reflected in the betting lines

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Le Saboteur posted:

Hahaha what the gently caress, this was supposed to be a lightweight fight. https://twitter.com/benfowlkesMMA/status/959975839205961733

whoa. gently caress that guy.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol moraes is gassed. means should finish him.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

JaySB posted:

Should be 1-1 but Means is never gonna win a decision.

yeah pretty much

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CommonShore posted:

Why the christ is Means's corner telling him that he's up 2-0

so he backs off the gas and loses 30-27 in a fight that he should have lost 29-28 with fair judging

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that should be 29-28 means but he'll probably get hosed

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that double elbow holy gently caress lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
all of that was sick

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
middleweight needs a guy like santos.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
did they crib the fightpass we'll be back shortly music from the audio folder of goldeneye 64?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Just out of curiosity, will they put CM Punk on the Chicago card?

i'm going to guess no because it must cost the ufc a lot to televise his humiliation and i haven't heard about him being in camp or looking for an opponent yet

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
make lineker and that other mulleted stocky midget fight

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
observe today as the hate flows out of my keyboard

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that mustachioed pile of poo poo is winning

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
oh wait, no

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
isn't there a piece of sound equipment that automatically modulates the output if the user starts screaming? seems like something they should invent / use

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
tim johnson retains his official ranking of 14 at heavyweight. 13 of course is the huge baby.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
green is loving strong. michelle isn't usually handled like this

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

What happened with the stand-up there?

michelle smashed green blatantly in the back of the head and the ref thought it was so egregious he made him forfeit the position (i think)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
it's cool that this generation has a tibau.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

JaySB posted:

Didn't realize Green beat Emmett

it wasn't a significant achievement when he did it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
green should get with mark henry and work that standup. his wrestling is incredible but he really needs to become a threat on the feet

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Her corner is to blame as well. I wouldn't have let my fighter out there after the first round.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

It's good to me when the no. 1 ranked fighter in a weight class above takes easy fights against unranked fighters making their promotional debut to pad their record.

darrel horcher is a formidable opponent

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
jesus christ machida don't lose in a sad fashion. please and thank you.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

'

Depends on the ref.

lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

El Roncho posted:

Reminiscent of a sobering high school experience, a karate nerd is about to get beaten up by a football player.

lol yeah probably

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

Deus Ex Machida.

the fan man killed himself. machida is going to die in there.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
extremely promising that machida was constantly being stalked back to the fence while seemingly having no idea where abouts he is in the octagon before miraculously buckling anders' legs. keep it up lyoto.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
anders' footwork is only just not good enough for him to be able to steamroll machida.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
machida's style ages at least as well as anderson's.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Someone needs to give Anders the "footwork is a thing" talk.

he's got the talent but yeah. it needs to be a focus if he's to fight anyone more serious than a 400 year old machida

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
anders, stop going for a takedown after you've most of the way killed him. it allows him to recover, forcing him to take more punishment eventually.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
anders is so loving set on these takedowns but when he gets them after expending tons of energy he is completely ineffective

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Rigel posted:

Anders should win, but this is still within reach of bullshit Brazil judging so he needs to fight with more urgency than this.

ehh i think he's pretty safely won this even accounting for judging incompetence, but honestly this is his upper limit until he tidies up his footwork.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
anyone who says machida won 3 of those rounds is wrong

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol

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