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I Dunno posted:

Well this is a land with sentient eggs so who knows maybe the horses were amazing puzzle masters.

Sorry, but nowhere do the rhyme say egg, my dude.


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Hugh Malone posted:

Making glue is hard especially if you have dumb hooves for hands, that's why they couldn't fix ol' humpy. Really poor delegation of responsibilities imo

That's the problem with monarchy, IMO. If this king had had a proper background in management, maybe in the C suite of a Fortune 500 company, he could of had Humpty together again with half the armed forces and would have come under budget.


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Eggs crack. Crack cocaine. Something about the CIA.

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canyoneer posted:

This post works really well if you read it in Werner Herzog's voice

canyoneer posted:

This post works really well if you read it in Werner Herzog's voice

canyoneer posted:

This post works really well if you read it in Werner Herzog's voice

canyoneer posted:

This post works really well if you read it in Werner Herzog's voice

canyoneer posted:

This post works really well if you read it in Werner Herzog's voice

canyoneer posted:

This post works really well if you read it in Werner Herzog's voice

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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

You couldn't eat Humpty Dumpty he broke on the ground. It is impossible to reclaim an egg you broke anywhere but directly into the pan or bowl, I've tried.

What if we construct a solar oven around him where he lays, let the sun do the cooking and wipe the dirt off the cooked egg?

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Cubone posted:

oh wait I see, like a poached egg lol

Lol

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