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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > why did the king in humpty dumpty think sending all his horses would help?
 
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
:confused:

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2018 12:51
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:15
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Twenty Four posted:

It was the combination that was the problem. The kings men might have pulled it off, but those horses were just trotting and galloping all over that egg shell.

I like this answer the best

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2018 04:13
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

drilldo squirt posted:

What was going to hatch from him? What kind of life is that?

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Can you imagine writing something and then later finding out that people had assumed it was about giant eggs even though that was never your intent? Like you crack a copy of your life's work and the characters have all been inexplicably rendered as egg people, you inquire around and the response is always "well you didn't specify they weren't egg people, so..."
seriously loling

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2018 21:22
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

The king should have sent his game warden instead. That's the proper official to prevent...

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...poaching.
though humpty dumpty was sentient, bipedal, and well-loved, when he died, in the eyes of a man he was still less than a man. troubling, yet rich with meaning. very true to life

* # ¿ Feb 15, 2018 19:00
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
oh wait I see, like a poached egg lol

* # ¿ Feb 15, 2018 19:01
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