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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > why did the king in humpty dumpty think sending all his horses would help?
 
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Can you imagine writing something and then later finding out that people had assumed it was about giant eggs even though that was never your intent? Like you crack a copy of your life's work and the characters have all been inexplicably rendered as egg people, you inquire around and the response is always "well you didn't specify they weren't egg people, so..."

Call me Ishmael, and I am a human being by the way, not a sentient talking egg with legs.

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2018 19:13
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 For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? Well, first and foremost, he's not a giant ambulatory ovum, so put that out of your mind right now.

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2018 19:17
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Oh poo poo Humpty Dumpty was a giant cannon!?

Soldier #1: So we nicknamed our cannon The Parliamentarian Destroyer 9000. How about you guys?

Soldier #2: ...

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2018 23:49
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alnilam posted:

Sentient eggman sits on a wall and some people slide a big bowl up to the bottom and humptys like uhh what are you doing and they're like umm nothing???

The king's men whisked him off to the hospital right away. I've never seen a whisk that big. (waggles eyebrows)

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