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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard


Marcus Davis wasn't a lot of things. He wasn't very good at fighting, he wasn't a very good person, he wasn't very Irish. But he was certainly a real welterweight.

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Fentry
Mar 7, 2003

ain't no bitch

Cyborg is defending against yet another bantamweight with 0 UFC fights, shocking

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

Man, you'd think the UFC could pull someone else from their rankings up on short notice instead of go



oh, right

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Embedded for 221, ep 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YOBZbYpfU

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



It's cool how Conor McGregor made me think this was a normal person sport now but in reality is still a carni operation catering specifically to the 'pantastic body' Asian dude but for a steroid-augmented Brazilian woman and there's thousands of them

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.


conor macgregor ripped off the thin michael jordan, professional sportsman-veneer that gsp painted over the sport and showed us what it really was all along

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Wild Horses posted:

conor macgregor ripped off the thin michael jordan, professional sportsman-veneer that gsp painted over the sport and showed us what it really was all along

Read all about it in my upcoming blog post "Conor MacGregor: The Donald Trump of MMA"

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



Seriously, what's the deal with Megan Anderson. Injury, mental health, visa problems or what

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.


DoombatINC posted:

Read all about it in my upcoming blog post "Conor MacGregor: The Donald Trump of MMA"

what if the inverse was true

donald trump is the magiga of politics

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


I can't believe Megan Anderson wasn't even approached to take that Cyborg fight. What the gently caress are they even doing.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009



I doubt anyone else was itching for it, but I have got the GDT covered for UFC 221. I came up with an idea for it and thought it would take forever since I had never heard of half the guys on the main card, but I've got it 95% done already. I'll put it up Friday evening or Saturday morning.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003

ain't no bitch

Somehow it appears Josh Burkman has another UFC fight lined up despite going 1-7 since his UFC return

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Stealth Tiger posted:

I doubt anyone else was itching for it, but I have got the GDT covered for UFC 221. I came up with an idea for it and thought it would take forever since I had never heard of half the guys on the main card, but I've got it 95% done already. I'll put it up Friday evening or Saturday morning.

Knock yourself out, my guy

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

Rigel posted:

As a hardcore UFC fan, I have never just outright skipped 2 consecutive PPV's since I started seriously watching the sport. The UFC is going to test me next month.

do it

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Touchbutt in the park -- not looking good for Rockhold's chances:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlj8CJslrPw
"I wanted to get back with him, what they call the law of attraction, right?"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009






I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


CommonShore posted:

Woodley has no business fighting any Diaz.

you dont wanna see it? i think it'll be a good fight

red19fire
May 26, 2010


Stealth Tiger posted:

I doubt anyone else was itching for it, but I have got the GDT covered for UFC 221. I came up with an idea for it and thought it would take forever since I had never heard of half the guys on the main card, but I've got it 95% done already. I'll put it up Friday evening or Saturday morning.

I am excited for this because the GDT's lately have been more thoughtful and entertaining than most of these cards. Which I don't watch.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





what the gently caress is a yana kunitskaya

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





If Cyborg loses this fuckin' thing then Old Musky's mate in his Tesla car currently rocketing towards Mars will be able to hear my laughter.

C'mon MMA gods prove this is the funniest timeline.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


I've only ever seen Israel Adesanya fight and never heard him speak, but I just watched this interview and he's got the right combination of confidence and extreme computer guy style personal uncoolness to make it big. It starts off with him talking about how he gave himself a nickname based on a children's cartoon and later he shows off his enormous Deadpool tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsA6TVTtyM

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

I.N.R.I posted:

you dont wanna see it? i think it'll be a good fight

It's a potentially hilarious fight.

Woodley is tailor-made to beat Diazes: Strong wrestler, solid chin, super-hard leg kicks, ability to stick to a boring gameplan despite mind games

but he's also brutally addicted to backing into the cage and waiting for opponents to attack him, which could get him liver-punched to death by giraffepeople who don't have higher brain functions to spark out

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Woodley needs to win a few more fights before he deserves a fight with Nate.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




I.N.R.I posted:

you dont wanna see it? i think it'll be a good fight

I'm an RDA fan this year.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



Dana White and Tyron Woodley calling each other full of poo poo is entertaining

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

Fentry posted:

Cyborg is defending against yet another bantamweight with 0 UFC fights, shocking

Now let me explain why she's actually the greatest fighter to ever live...

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Josuke Higashikata posted:

what the gently caress is a yana kunitskaya

Is that like a josuke higashikata?

Stabbing Spork
Apr 9, 2006



Hello new avatar

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Woodley is a giant 170, Nate struggled terribly at 170 due to size and strength issues and only found success after returning to 155, stupid matchup of no interest to anyone. Woodley is welcome to fight Nick when he’s unbanned in (checks newspaper) four hundred years.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Triticum Guzzler posted:

I've only ever seen Israel Adesanya fight and never heard him speak, but I just watched this interview and he's got the right combination of confidence and extreme computer guy style personal uncoolness to make it big. It starts off with him talking about how he gave himself a nickname based on a children's cartoon and later he shows off his enormous Deadpool tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsA6TVTtyM


Stabbing Spork posted:

Hello new avatar

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Work Friend Keven posted:

Woodley is a giant 170, Nate struggled terribly at 170 due to size and strength issues and only found success after returning to 155, stupid matchup of no interest to anyone. Woodley is welcome to fight Nick when he’s unbanned in (checks newspaper) four hundred years.

397 years with a credit for the 3 years it took them to decide how long to ban him for

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016





The UFC just made Cyborg-Kunitskaya and Edgar-Ortega for 222 official. Cyborg opened up as a -1000 favorite.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Wonder which ref will get blamed for an extremely non competitive women’s fight that never should have happened this time

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016





Work Friend Keven posted:

Wonder which ref will get blamed for an extremely non competitive women’s fight that never should have happened this time

That won't be a problem unless Yamasaki is literally the ref again.

The people who blamed the UFC matchmaking for the Shevchenko debacle are loving idiots because anyone else would have stopped it quickly.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


I would hope this one is stopped before 200+ strikes land

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Rigel posted:

The people who blamed the UFC matchmaking for the Shevchenko debacle are loving idiots because anyone else would have stopped it quickly.

lol

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Chris James 2 posted:

I would hope this one is stopped before 200+ strikes land

kinda feels like both were bad in hindsight

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


CommonShore posted:

Well Cyborg beat Evinger decisively so the logical step is to have her fight a woman who got loving crushed by Evinger. (and whose first GIS result is Laura Sanko, who Evinger kissed in the ring).

They don't actually want her to lose.

TheKingslayer posted:

Now let me explain why she's actually the greatest fighter to ever live...

She actually is the best Woman's Featherweight, the same way I am the best fighter who's name starts with J who lives in my house.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Jerkoff

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



Yana Kunitskaya sounds like the name of a prodigious figure skater and she will probably look like one while fighting Cyborg.

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