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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Triticum Guzzler posted:

anthony johnson cleared middleweight pretty quickly

Actually, this is correct.

exploded mummy posted:

does Stipe count

No, HW actually exists so it doesn't.

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exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

Josuke Higashikata posted:

No, HW actually exists so it doesn't.

then why is his next fight against someone out of the division

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




exploded mummy posted:

then why is his next fight against someone out of the division

DC has something like 13 more heavyweight fights than Cyborg's opponent has featherweight fights.

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008



what did marc godard tweet, i want the drama

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Cyber Dog posted:

what did marc godard tweet, i want the drama

that gender neutral language is for castrated wussies

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


It was like "I thought gender neutrality was a joke, but it's real and I'm disgusted." He definitely used "pussification"

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008



mr. goddard, please stick to referreeing FIGHTs and not Language

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

myup, miom... myup, miom... myup, miom... myup, miom...



I don't need marc goddard refereeing my balls OR my vagina. I don't need it and I don't want it.

spb
Nov 11, 2013



Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008



Southpaugh posted:

I don't need marc goddard refereeing my balls OR my vagina. I don't need it and I don't want it.

gr8 ref though, all aside

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


I'm really glad romero rockhold is happening

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


CommonShore posted:

that gender neutral language is for castrated wussies
hes right. thats how it stays so neutral

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Iím glad Drex Mambgota was able to take time away from being a character on season 4 of Fargo to have a ufc fight.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

YOSPOS


Aside from Hunt and the Rock, are there any compelling fights on this card? I don't know much about most of the other people I've seen mentioned.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again




the true face of non pussified manliness, suck it sjws

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Aside from Hunt and the Rock, are there any compelling fights on this card? I don't know much about most of the other people I've seen mentioned.

I like Jake Matthews vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtmOk7UFTME

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/xhkDqVS.jpg

Goons are trash and a putrid forum culture is the reason why nobody new registers. At best you're 30+ year old failed twitter "comedians" and tolerate this pig because he has the same normie sports hobby as you do.


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Aside from Hunt and the Rock, are there any compelling fights on this card? I don't know much about most of the other people I've seen mentioned.

Formiga vs Nguyen should be pretty good.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



Tai Tuivasa is back fresh off the fattest flying knee KO in UFC history.

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Do you like it? It's haunted.


El Roncho posted:

Tai Tuivasa is back fresh off the fattest flying knee KO in UFC history.

Mark Hunt's training partner and hopefully successor. He's a big ol' Samoan who is oddly spry on his feet. He's fighting Cyril "silverback" Asker. Should be a cool fight.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

YOSPOS



Tezcatlipoca posted:

Formiga vs Nguyen should be pretty good.

Thank you, thank you. I'm gonna watch, anyway, because I like Hunt, and I want to see the fight between the guy who definitely cheats, and the guy who looks like he cheats, but it's always good to have more fights to keep an eye on.

Anyone know what kind of money Hunt is on, these days? He can't have much of this left in him. He's obviously insane, but I like him, anyway, and I don't want to tune into Elite #1 Underground Cage Grudge Supreme on the Ocho and see a 56-year-old Hunt getting his brains scrambled.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009



Game day thread is up! Let me know if you like it, it's my first time posting one.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3848797

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!


Reminder that dong hyung kim is fighting, as is teruto ishihara sexmaster of the octagon, winner gets takeshima island in japan sea for the next month.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



I'm going to it tomorrow, got a feeling it's going to be one of those cards where the fights are awesome despite not knowing who 80% of the fighters are

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


CatelynIsAZombie posted:

Reminder that dong hyung kim is fighting, as is teruto ishihara sexmaster of the octagon, winner gets takeshima island in japan sea for the next month.

it's the other dong hyun kim, the og dong hyun kim is a reality tv guy now so he gets paid to go on dates with north korean detectors 15 years younger than him, or learn how to order from restaurants in english

Unfunny Poster
Apr 10, 2012


Brown Paper Bag posted:

I'm going to it tomorrow, got a feeling it's going to be one of those cards where the fights are awesome despite not knowing who 80% of the fighters are

Those are the best ones.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/xhkDqVS.jpg

Goons are trash and a putrid forum culture is the reason why nobody new registers. At best you're 30+ year old failed twitter "comedians" and tolerate this pig because he has the same normie sports hobby as you do.


Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's the other dong hyun kim, the og dong hyun kim is a reality tv guy now so he gets paid to go on dates with north korean detectors 15 years younger than him, or learn how to order from restaurants in english

You got a link or what?

reeg
Jul 5, 2002

Here's the thing though, about cancer; I don't have it.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's the other dong hyun kim, the og dong hyun kim is a reality tv guy now so he gets paid to go on dates with north korean detectors 15 years younger than him, or learn how to order from restaurants in english

the second dong hyun kim is more fun to watch than ol' donger these days, i'm afraid

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



Dong Hyun Kim 2: Electric Bugaloo had a ridiculous and brutal fight with one Marco Polo Reyes I suggest everyone watch if you haven't before.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


El Roncho posted:

Dong Hyun Kim 2: Electric Bugaloo had a ridiculous and brutal fight with one Marco Polo Reyes I suggest everyone watch if you haven't before.

That is, legit, one of the best UFC fights. And it's between two relative no names. It owns.

Unfunny Poster
Apr 10, 2012


Tezcatlipoca posted:

You got a link or what?

I live in Seoul. TG is right. He and Sexiyama are TV stars here now. Sexiyama because his daughter is uber cute (according to Koreans). They even use their Korean names (Sexiyama is ethnically Korean but born and raised as a Japanese citizen).

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



Romero missed weight by 3 pounds

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Brown Paper Bag posted:

Romero missed weight by 3 pounds

Beautiful

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



Has 2 hours to make weight

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Will they let the fight go on if he doesn't, but he can't win the title?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

YOSPOS


Brown Paper Bag posted:

Romero missed weight by 3 pounds

Man, if thereís one thing I expect elite wrestling cheats to be able to do, itís cut weight.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012



Yeah the fight will go on apparently but like Pettis v Holloway he can't win the interim

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

hurry up with my damn croissants


Lipstick Apathy

Unfunny Poster posted:

I live in Seoul. TG is right. He and Sexiyama are TV stars here now. Sexiyama because his daughter is uber cute (according to Koreans). They even use their Korean names (Sexiyama is ethnically Korean but born and raised as a Japanese citizen).

After reading Duncan's post I decided to read up on Stun Gun to see if he was pulling my leg. Apparently Dong the first starred in a K Pop video with Sexiyama in 2016. Hopefully it's good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzSAO8op0ow

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Brown Paper Bag posted:

Yeah the fight will go on apparently but like Pettis v Holloway he can't win the interim

"He cant win the interim" is the most depressing UFC slogan since Matt Hughes trains hard

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Eat This Glob posted:

After reading Duncan's post I decided to read up on Stun Gun to see if he was pulling my leg. Apparently Dong the first starred in a K Pop video with Sexiyama in 2016. Hopefully it's good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzSAO8op0ow

If you want to see a boy band get beaten to literal death by Big Dong, this video rules

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