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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


good. it's My Main Man Tim Johnson's time

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


choose the sword, and you will join me in getting punched on the ground 200+ times. choose the ball, and you will join your mother in rizin. you don't understand my words, but second round come on let's go.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Brazil is taking to the athletic commission thing like a duck to water, they're rocketing through the phases and have now reached the making public statements that don't mean anything when people get mad enough stage

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Skip My Posts posted:

Cody vs Frankie would be cool

yeah, it also seems like the best case scenario right now too

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


people need to start suing over this ostarine poo poo, how many has this been now?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Adesanya is primarily a kickboxer but Wu Lin Feng, the promotion he fought under in China, also held MMA rules fights, and he's splattered a bunch of people there under MMA rules

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


The Korean Zombie's knee rehab has gotten to the point that he's going to start jiu jitsu classes again in a couple of weeks, but he's also having a third baby so if he's back this year I'd expect it to be late in the year

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


I've only ever seen Israel Adesanya fight and never heard him speak, but I just watched this interview and he's got the right combination of confidence and extreme computer guy style personal uncoolness to make it big. It starts off with him talking about how he gave himself a nickname based on a children's cartoon and later he shows off his enormous Deadpool tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsA6TVTtyM

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Josuke Higashikata posted:

Name a single fighter who cleared their division faster than Cyborg

anthony johnson cleared middleweight pretty quickly

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


CatelynIsAZombie posted:

Reminder that dong hyung kim is fighting, as is teruto ishihara sexmaster of the octagon, winner gets takeshima island in japan sea for the next month.

it's the other dong hyun kim, the og dong hyun kim is a reality tv guy now so he gets paid to go on dates with north korean detectors 15 years younger than him, or learn how to order from restaurants in english

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


reeg posted:

the second dong hyun kim is more fun to watch than ol' donger these days, i'm afraid

Big Dong has had a handful of really cool moments amongst a sea of blandness but ultimately his legacy is probably getting the UFC lots of publicity in Korea for smashing Jason Tan, paving the way for guys like the zombie. I can't blame the guy for picking a sustainable career in the lucrative doing random bullshit on TV industry, but it sucks a lot more than Akiyama because Dong is actually a good fighter.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Tai Tuivasa is the next generation of jiggly brawlers, long may he do weird poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


if one of your problems is that you think there's so much talent at heavyweight that there needs to be a way of having 50% of them disappear then yeah

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


looking forward to halo 6

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Skip My Posts posted:

theyre gonna have sex with him is what im saying

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBIM-gsQnq5/

comet ping pong top team

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


I'm grateful for Rin Nakai doing dumb poo poo so I didn't have to watch her

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Matt Lindland posted:

SPEAKINg of losing your way to a title

Good point, Matt "The Law" Lindland, you did lose to Keith Sieracki.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


I'd like to see Conor fight again. Just like old times.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


sage should be a backstage reporter for UFC on Nickelodeon

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


BlindSite posted:

I did too. He looked stupid easy to hit and was a bit chinny too. For a guy who's supposed to be an amazing karate specialist he didn't look great.

sage northcutt is like a feral child that was raised by the editorial staff of black belt magazine circa 1980. disregard anything about his accomplishments or background that didn't take place under mma rules because it exists in the parallel grey economy centered around trophy engraving shops.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Richard "The G Man" Goines: I am the Champ... Champô

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Foul Fowl posted:

it's crazy that jacare has basically 0 mma career accomplishments (aside from beating a shitload of good fighters) despite being so good. he couldn't even defend the strikeforce title.

he would've had ufc middleweight champion as an accomplishment if he got the title shot he deserved when weidman was champ imo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Foul Fowl posted:

mma is just such a weird sport where ultra talented guys are in the wrong place at the wrong time

ya. jacare's not one of those dudes who had it all but just couldn't put it all together, he more or less consistently put it all together and then it never happened for him because???

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


good luck to powerful r-word mike perry on successfully removing his opponent's clothes tonight after the disastrous dry run at the weigh ins

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Jacare might not have the most tools in his box on the feet, but he hits hard enough to cause Bisping problems and can pressure guys enough that I could imagine him forcing Bisping into bad habits. Jacare's not a Maia style guy and I don't think he'd dash himself upon the rocks of Bisping's takedown defense until he gassed, though it is of course a possibility. I think it'd be like the GSP fight where Bisping eventually absorbs a shot that leads to a finish on the ground, but with an actual middleweight and not a retired guy dying from rear end problems.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


the real what if is what if misaki never retired before he got folded into the ufc

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


yeah but imagine how good of a fight misaki losing to carlos condit could have been

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


you can't bring sponsors in the cage anymore but colby could make a killing if he solicited donations in exchange for shutting the gently caress up

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


a good compromise on the reebok deal would be that they still get paid like dog poo poo and have to wear this stupid crap, but reebok print stuff on their asses so you have something to read if you're watching for example a tyron woodley fight

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


they rented out a room in the hilton to let two guys in bow ties ask jon about his dick

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


howard jacobs is the official lawyer of losing appeals, so i don't see this going well for jon

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


maybe my stream skipped but did the doctor just spell his name "d a n i l"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


dr. scott sounds like a fuckin moron

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


i'm sorry dr. scott. you seem reasonable.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Define pool urine.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


watching lawyers remote control duelling doctors to have a megazord fight over a case where there's exactly one piece of research that they can argue over, for a panel of armando garcias who don't know what urine means, sucks rear end

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


howard jacobs is full on lionel hutz. stop hiring the guy. you will lose.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


oh good they have a doctor to remind them that it's possible to intentionally take small amounts of things. next they need a mathematician to ask about how many days it is between june and october.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


getting their money's worth from this guy

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


jon jones didn't read the book for the book report

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