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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
usada does not approve supplements

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
A cheater is something that I will never admit to............... Admit is not the word I want to use....

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
jon needed a dry run and a coach on how to answer questions my god. i want to see you fight again.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the iron clad "i don't think so"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Very healthy things that people should take

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

I cant believe his lawyer is not intervening even slightly over her bringing up all this motoring convictions and being on probation etc.

howard jacobs specialises in losing these cases by hiring guys that will defend lance armstrong for an hourly fee. he doesn't know poo poo.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
how did they not prepare him for questions about his past. jesus christ.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
DON'T ADMIT THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE CLASSES

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
DON'T ADMIT TO LYING ABOUT YOUR DRUG TESTING RESPONSIBILITIES DURING YOUR HEARING FOR FAILING A DRUG TEST. PLEASE.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
jon completely self destructs and howard jacobs pipes up to say uhhh hey what are we reading here

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
jon jones is never going to fight again, and that's terrible

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the image of alexander karelin grimacing and lifting a man off the floor but in the inspirational quotes image style and it says "Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
how long until he cries

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
JON YOU JUST BROKE YOUR NDA

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the zoom out to malki kawa when jon says his manager forged his signature. magnificent.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
jesus loving christ

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
he said he's been working hard to improve his image and got asked like 60 times for specific examples and just went uhhhh ahhh i can't think of anything but i don't think i'm that bad

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Professor of Racism at UCLA pipes up to have his 5 minutes

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
barry bonds is bad for boxing

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Lid posted:

Cycling has a whole lot more than just Armstrong Jones FYI

he should know because the doctor he paid $400 an hour to defended lance armstrong but was also the guy who floyd landis did his whistle blowing via

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
jon is for sure getting 4 years if he goes to arbitration again with usada

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Le Saboteur posted:

Yeah, how can Jon's arbitration with USADA possibly go any better than this?

especially after admitting that he didn't do the fuckin anti doping classes and had his manager forge his signature. it's insanely stupid. and he's going to hire howard jacobs again.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
didnt jon send this guy to get him a bottle of water earlier

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
to review:

jon jones admitted to not doing the online seminars for usada, and having malki kawa forge his signature
jon jones said he signed an nda that he could not disclose the amount he gave to the woman he crashed into. minutes later he says he gave her a million dollars.
jon jones brought somebody with him to give public comment and say he shouldn't get any punishment except a fine

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
bird lawyer won't shut the gently caress up about stephen a smith

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

mewse posted:

Length of suspension won't be decided until usada arbitration?

e: sorry not watching the hearing so I don't know what's going on

yeah they revoked his license and are leaving it up to usada. at first i thought he'd for sure get 4 years but after this i'm pretty sure he can talk his way into a lifetime ban.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I don't know if they've changed it, but when Barnett reapplied for his license in California the regulations mean you need to show evidence of "rehabilitation". Even if he managed to get through USADA with a shorter suspension than 4 years, he couldn't do that today when asked 6+ times.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the best fighter in the history of mma will never fight again because his first instinct when going into a room full of lawyers and video cameras is to try and get points for honesty by talking about all of his lies that haven't yet been uncovered

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
here's jon jones, who during this testimony talked about how he's careful not to put anything in his body that he's not sure about, accepting a bottle of liquid from a complete stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVP8DjqDlhQ&t=2835s

here's the complete stranger who is not being paid to be here saying jon jones should not be punished

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVP8DjqDlhQ&t=10252s

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

barboza / lee is confirmed

pretty good run for the fight nights between that and the werdum card

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[to the tune of chocolate rain] Blackface Sage

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