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That Robot posted:daikatana Kurisai-gama
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Frankenstyle posted:Think about where you are. That plan ends in goons getting sidelined while the dildo gets it on with the fleshlight. That's not only intended, it's critical
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Feb 5, 2018 05:44
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A whistle only autists hear.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:51
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Thinking about it seriously, I'm totally stumped trying to decide which star wars action figures get a spot in my Go-Bag.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:52
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1000 yards of duct tape.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:53
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Frankenstyle posted:Thinking about it seriously, I'm totally stumped trying to decide which star wars action figures get a spot in my Go-Bag. Han, stormtrooper, maybe C3PO?
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Feb 5, 2018 05:58
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wait. wait WAIT A SECOND GUY what are we going to be surviving? is mcdonalds still open?
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Feb 5, 2018 05:59
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Well you're going to want to bring Darth Vader, and he's going to need someone to fight so ya gotta brink Luke. It doesn't make sense to bring Luke without R2D2 and C3PO is definitely going to have to tag along. You don't want anyone accusing you of sexism so you gotta bring Princess Leia, but since you're doing that no one will judge you for bringing slave Leia like you secretly wanted. Two Leias mean you're gonna have to bring Han AND Lando. So now you're going to seriously have to consider adding Chewbacca and Wedge into the mix at this point.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:59
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Sounding rods
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Feb 5, 2018 05:59
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my kinda ape posted:Sounding rods Just use a stick
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Feb 5, 2018 06:00
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When society collapses, the value of $2 bills will skyrocket.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:11
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Tactical condom Strategic condom (for deterrence)
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Feb 5, 2018 06:16
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Nerses IV posted:Han, stormtrooper, maybe C3PO? Don't be silly. I can fit at least thirty or forty of them. I just can't fit all of them. I need to leave room for the Ambiios and some insulin.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:18
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I plan to rent all the gear I'll need right before the apocalypse kicks off. It's frugal but the success is all in the timing. It's embarrassing to bring it all back a week later when I realize I'm still getting letters from the homeowners association. That "unsightly mound of concrete" is the sweet bunker you losers wish you had.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:21
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Vid overhearing my .22 attachment in action: https://twitter.com/newnewspage/status/960362073757806592
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Feb 5, 2018 06:24
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weg posted:I plan to rent all the gear I'll need right before the apocalypse kicks off. I'm pretty sure you can rent a rascal scooter, but you'll probably have to craft your own fanny pack bandolier.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:30
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A fat woman, 3 cats and a case of fentanyl patches have kept me going til now, so I'll trust them to keep me safe and content in the future whatever it may bring. The fat woman in question is not my mother, as my mother is a different fat woman.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:44
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Frankenstyle posted:I'm pretty sure you can rent a rascal scooter, but you'll probably have to craft your own fanny pack bandolier. The rascal is paid off and I just ordered this on Amazon: 
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Feb 5, 2018 06:50
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weg posted:The rascal is paid off and I just ordered this on Amazon: Why would anyone want that many Diet Cokes
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Feb 5, 2018 06:53
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A $20 note can buy just about anything at the grocery store
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Feb 5, 2018 06:55
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Isaac posted:A $20 note can buy just about anything at the grocery store It's basically like a wish Robbing a bank is like wishing for more wishes
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Feb 5, 2018 07:23
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Why would anyone want that many Diet Cokes It's actually for holding fleshlights.
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Feb 5, 2018 07:39
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Are only 12 fleshlights really going to cut it? Are we supposed to somehow pick only 12 porn stars to immortalize via plastic moldings of their vaginas and anuses, after the genuine articles have surely been incinerated in a nuclear holocaust? Why even bother living though the hellfire....
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Feb 5, 2018 07:48
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-shaving kit. When everyone is sporting the "horrible caveman" look, a clean shaven guy really stands out. -sign saying "WARNING: This property protected by spear & flame" -pretty rocks. Since the economy will be mostly rock based, some cool pebbles will buy you the hovel of your dreams.
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Feb 5, 2018 14:09
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Twat McTwatterson posted:I'm thinking of becoming a prepper. Things I should get include these things: Fleshlight, bro.
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Feb 5, 2018 14:10
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Seriously though if you don't own a solid titanium-alloy flashlight that can both blind a man wearing sunglasses and subsequently bludgeon him to death then your weekend LARPing rear end can just gently caress off.
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Feb 5, 2018 14:44
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Fat lot of good your AR15 and authentic Bear Gryyls Survival Kit are gonna do you when I vaporize your retinas, idiot!
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Feb 5, 2018 14:46
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Just call me Tienshinhan because I will Solar Flare your rear end
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Feb 5, 2018 14:49
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has anyone said fleshlight yet
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Feb 5, 2018 15:00
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A grappling hook. That could be pretty fun and amusing for a while
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Feb 5, 2018 15:07
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I didn't know you could use gold bond that way
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Feb 5, 2018 15:13
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I will carve out my niche in the nuclear wasteland by cornering the market on lovely-looking football/hockey pads and leather assless chaps come on down to Big Ronaldo's Postapocalyptic Gimp Gear Warehouse!!!! I will not be undersold!!!!
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Feb 5, 2018 16:23
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Monkey Fracas posted:I will carve out my niche in the nuclear wasteland by cornering the market on lovely-looking football/hockey pads and leather assless chaps Im gonna make an identical shop next to you and undersell everything
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Feb 5, 2018 16:28
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Lots of gold. Sell all your possessions and buy as much gold as you can possible get.
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Feb 5, 2018 16:35
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Tens of thousands of crossword puzzles to get a crypto currency going.
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Feb 5, 2018 16:40
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Everyone should have MagLight SR72-7, which has a 30,000 lumen rating, is made of a carbon-fiber shell that is airtight and waterproof, and can be recharged by inserting the handle into your butt and using farts to power an advanced internal turbine-charger.
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Feb 5, 2018 16:41
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Who What Now posted:Im gonna make an identical shop next to you and undersell everything actually my prices are quite high it's just that I flay my competitors alive and turn their skin into yet more assless chaps "I will NOT be undersold!!" is more of a warning than an advertisement I guess
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Feb 5, 2018 16:43
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:has anyone said fleshlight yet
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buy civilian MREs, it’s like soylent but for conservatives prepping for a walking dead scenario
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