Thread for Laughing at the Patriots.

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Chalupa Picada: Jan 13, 2009

sexpig by night posted:

Yea it's unfair that this loss had to come from a genuinely great game, because all the non bonkers fans are just being normal human beings and going 'aw sucks we didn't get it but hey hell of a game right' and I'm not here for respectful acknowledgement of the sport we all enjoy I'm here for meltdowns damnit.

here we go, 98.5 stream caller throwing belichick under the bus lmao

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:58

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:55

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Vertical Lime posted:

the very angry patriots postgame show

https://tunein.com/985thesportshub/

Has a drunken Cris Collinsworth called in yet

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:59

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

iospace posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:59

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

iospace posted:

Just want to let you know you're my favorite Pats poster, and I seriously mean that.

betrayal!!! :negative:

i guess i dont post enough around here anymore

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:00

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

lollin' irl

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:00

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

im grateful we can give you so much joy though, rest of the world

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:01

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTyk5dG9fSk

:roflolmao:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:02

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

its like that comic that got made fun of about the dude stealing his bike and going well the net happiness in the world went up :unsmith:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:02

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Gronk talking about retirement, DO IT

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:03

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

Zyla posted:

its like that comic that got made fun of about the dude stealing his bike and going well the net happiness in the world went up

in a similar vein to any patriots fan dying i guess

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:05

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

So what the hell did Malcolm Butler do to make himself unworthy to play with the elite superstars of the New England Patriots defense

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:05

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/960361010904338432

look at dis guy

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:06

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Eric the Mauve posted:

So what the hell did Malcolm Butler do to make himself unworthy to play with the elite superstars of the New England Patriots defense

It was known that he had to go to the hospital early this week for �flu like symptoms� and didn�t fly out with the team. My conspiracy theory is that he got sooo loving hammered during the weekend that he ended up in the hospital and missed the team flight.

I know Belichick said that he wasn�t benched for disciplinary reasons but It�s the only thing that makes loving sense.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:08

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/960348691465932800

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:08

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Zyla posted:

betrayal!!!

i guess i dont post enough around here anymore

Hey yo PM me jerk. I promise not to troll you about this. I wanna know how you're doing with stuff. <3

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:09

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

fsif posted:

Gronk talking about retirement, DO IT

That concussion must have been really fuckin serious

((

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:09

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Zyla posted:

betrayal!!!

i guess i dont post enough around here anymore

It's largely that. :glomp:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:10

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It was known that he had to go to the hospital early this week for �flu like symptoms� and didn�t fly out with the team. My conspiracy theory is that he got sooo loving hammered during the weekend that he ended up in the hospital and missed the team flight.

I know Belichick said that he wasn�t benched for disciplinary reasons but It�s the only thing that makes loving sense.

Yeah, "flulike symptoms" has been sports code for "drunk off his rear end/too hung over to get out of bed" since Curly Lambeau's days and beyond

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:10

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

iospace posted:

It's largely that.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

is still around :toot:

and we're still cool as heck

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:10

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Zyla posted:

That concussion must have been really fuckin serious ((

it's not even the concussion how many loving back surgeries has that dude had

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:10

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hey yo PM me jerk. I promise not to troll you about this. I wanna know how you're doing with stuff. <3

ugh real fuckin bad, my car's transmission gave out yesterday on the way to a huge gathering of friends, and then i slipped and got a concussion walking out of the mechanic's and was in the ER for a couple hours praying my brain wasnt bleeding

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

corn on the cop posted:

it's not even the concussion how many loving back surgeries has that dude had

he didnt get cleared for a whole fuckin week, for the superbowl, that must be real bad

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:11

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/960361010904338432

look at dis guy

Aw man, why'd he have to go and ruin it?

fsif posted:

Gronk talking about retirement, DO IT

C'mon boys, melt it down. Gronk goes to a life of full-time partying, Brady and Belichick hate and discontent...

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:12

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

The Patriots started the season by losing and ended it losing and I am glad of it. Here�s to 0-16 and Brady being locked up for being a pedophile.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:12

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Everyone being interviewed is avoiding the questions about Butler. There is SERIOUS resentment simmering among the Patriots players about his benching. Something loving happened.

He better have loving killed a guy last weekend or his benching is inexcusable.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:12

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Gronk's going to publish the greatest autobiography of all time, if I could preorder it 10 years in advance I would

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:13

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/JerryFalwellJr/status/960353008625373185

lol what

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:13

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Eric the Mauve posted:

Gronk's going to publish the greatest autobiography of all time, if I could preorder it 10 years in advance I would

i wouldnt count on him being able to remember much of any of his time :smith:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:13

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

its incredible a polar bear can play football and use the spoken word asking him to write in our language seems a bit much

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:15

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Zyla posted:

ugh real fuckin bad, my car's transmission gave out yesterday on the way to a huge gathering of friends, and then i slipped and got a concussion walking out of the mechanic's and was in the ER for a couple hours praying my brain wasnt bleeding

Goddamn. Can I drop you a line about something else? I remembered another piece of advice.