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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



So I now have the power to choose an embryo's gender.
Fear me!

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


It's all about the seemingly custom-made ones. Like, I get 'huge cock tight pussy', all the kinks and illegal poo poo or a random well known celebrity. But 'tomorrow never dies sex'? 'matisse large reclining nude'? 'macintosh the naked truth'? Where is it sourcing this from?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

so I was googling my username to find my UserID and I found this... you need to use the google cache

https://westbrobm.tk/


did I find the sexy version of Something Awful??

edit: url is hosed using tinyurl

edit; edit: ??? working now without cache

Yay!!! Finally I get an invitation to the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"!!! :D

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Palpek posted:

It's all about the seemingly custom-made ones. Like, I get 'huge cock tight pussy', all the kinks and illegal poo poo or a random well known celebrity. But 'tomorrow never dies sex'? 'matisse large reclining nude'? 'macintosh the naked truth'? Where is it sourcing this from?

tomorrow never dies has sex in it, matisse was known for painting large reclinging nudes, and macintosh the naked truth is a real book title

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Palpek posted:

It's all about the seemingly custom-made ones. Like, I get 'huge cock tight pussy', all the kinks and illegal poo poo or a random well known celebrity. But 'tomorrow never dies sex'? 'matisse large reclining nude'? 'macintosh the naked truth'? Where is it sourcing this from?

It may be a generic line, but chubby smiling Jeb! going "right in the pussy" kills me

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
How the gently caress do all of my thread pics refer to older women????!!!!!

Hold me I'm frightened

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh man "The legend of sex" is my favourite bedtime story.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

tomorrow never dies has sex in it, matisse was known for painting large reclinging nudes, and macintosh the naked truth is a real book title
I know they are real things but it seemed it's pulling phrases from some porn search database and those break the pattern.

Unless somebody's furiously searching pornhub for this every day:

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I just can't stop laughing and it should have started to feel old by now.

I think it's because the posts are so serious and a lot still make sense with the filters. Games seems to be the best place for this, as they bold/italics their posts a lot.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I have discovered something!!!
maybe you all already know this, they change every time you change a page or anything.

The phrases I mean.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
[quote="Spinster" post="481015216"]
How the gently caress do all of my thread pics refer to older women????!!!!!

Hold me I'm frightened

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Palpek posted:

I know they are real things but it seemed it's pulling phrases from some porn search database and those break the pattern.

Unless somebody's furiously searching pornhub for this every day:



hubba hubba. got any more of this photo shoot :wiggle:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


This one is insane, buckle up:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Spinster posted:

I have discovered something!!!
maybe you all already know this, they change every time you change a page or anything.

The phrases I mean.

Edit: I think I'm wrong^^^^^^ I saw a pic quoted not posted and it was different. Sorry.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I lost it at "how sex works." I wonder if it's plugging in things people search for on the internet involving certain keywords?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I checked 3 times. FYAD is missing from the main home screen of the After Dark version.


??????

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Spinster posted:

I checked 3 times. FYAD is missing from the main home screen.


??????

I think FYAD is hidden if you're not logged in so it doesn't show up. Same goes for CCCC and QCS and probably others.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

bloom posted:

I think FYAD is hidden if you're not logged in so it doesn't show up. Same goes for CCCC and QCS and probably others.

Thanks. I'm always logged in so I didn't know.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Here's a couple I like

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
(Movie Mr Hands shot I guess)

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Famine Poodle
Jul 16, 2011

I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all.


uhhh ahhh woooooo

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
:smaug:

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

:perfect:

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I get a kick out of how it never changes the Rap Sheet after the other two buttons
It's almost like it's intentionally keeping the comedic rule of three

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



:stare:

So have we discovered some odd adsense scam or just some spam site to draw misclicks for malware install?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

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the OP here is pretty insane: https://westbrobm.tk/showthread.php?threadid=3841568

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Zil posted:

:stare:

So have we discovered some odd adsense scam or just some spam site to draw misclicks for malware install?

I love thinking that the person who made this was like: "I know! I'll lure people in with the promise of porn, and they'll stay for the quality shitposts". Also how come no one has asked how the op manage to find this site?

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That might be the best/worst one yet.

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timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
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Nude posted:

I love thinking that the person who made this was like: "I know! I'll lure people in with the promise of porn, and they'll stay for the quality shitposts". Also how come no one has asked how the op manage to find this site?

Cause they already said?

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

so I was googling my username to find my UserID and I found this

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

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Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

timp posted:

Cause they already said?

yeah I wanted to make fun of the weenie in one of the threads I post in who thinks that playing games on the hardest difficulty is Toxic Masculinity, so i needed to search them for a reply I wrote.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀





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Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

So what this thing does to red texts is magical

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