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they'll fry just about anything, I think to myself while eating the fried souls
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*me, incredulously* God there's barely anything there, and I think you burned it. You're charging 7 bucks...for this?
*carny* Listen you didn't give me much to work with okay buddy?
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Feb 5, 2018 16:39
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*disappointed* No, it's fine, I just... when you said we're eating souls I thought you meant like soul f... nevermind
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Feb 5, 2018 18:03
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They're OK with some ranch
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Feb 6, 2018 01:23
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Ordered the fried Dark Souls but I died
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Feb 6, 2018 01:24
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Um, sir... Your sign says you are selling "foals"? Its illegal to sell horse meat at...
Oh its short for "Fried Souls"?
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Feb 6, 2018 01:28
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These fried souls are making me thirsty!
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Feb 6, 2018 01:41
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They're OK with some ranch
What isn't? (at least at the State Fair)
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 6, 2018 04:04
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"Father Mulhaney! Good to see you, enjoying the fair?", I queried.
"I'm here on business, my son," said Mulhaney, clutching a greasy brown bag from which emanated an eerie glow.
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Feb 6, 2018 04:11
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What the hell? All I got was a paper tray full of batter crunchies. They don't even taste like ginger.
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Feb 6, 2018 04:57
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"I shouldn't I really shouldn't, I just got down to 190, but what's the point of going to the fair right?"
"1 fried soul please"
*I take a bite, light shoots out of my eyes and all of my skin slides off my arms, my legs melt into a puddle of flesh with my gaping torso jutting out at a slight angle, through what's left of my mouth I rasp
"... I'm so bad"
Chasterson fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Feb 6, 2018
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Feb 6, 2018 06:21
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"I shouldn't I really shouldn't, I just got down to 190, but what's the point of going to the fair right?"
"1 fried soul please"
*I take a bite, light shoots out of my eyes and all of my skin slides off my arms, my legs melt into a puddle of flesh with my gaping torso jutting out at a slight angle, through what's left of my mouth I rasp
"... I'm so bad"
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Feb 6, 2018 12:05
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Rural Farmers competing for the blue ribbon prize for the biggest soul
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Feb 6, 2018 12:06
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Message in a spiderweb: SOME SOUL
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Feb 6, 2018 12:07
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This sucks because the fair isn't til September and now I'm craving fried souls so bad I've spent too much on a fryer and a cursed tome THANKS
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Feb 7, 2018 01:06
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Tried the air fryer I bought from TV on these souls... the light came on but they just went into it
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Feb 7, 2018 02:59
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This sucks because the fair isn't til September and now I'm craving fried souls so bad I've spent too much on a fryer and a cursed tome THANKS
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Feb 7, 2018 03:01
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Cuisinart Cursed Tome
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Feb 7, 2018 03:02
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1st edition Joy of Cooking bathed in the blood of innocents
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Feb 7, 2018 03:02
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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1st edition Joy of Cooking bathed in the blood of innocents
then deep fried a page at a time.
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Feb 7, 2018 04:31
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then deep fried a page at a time.
As long as it's served with Ranch Dipping Sauce, you know I'll buy an order!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 7, 2018 04:32
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The devil: I'll wager this golden fiddle for your soul.
Me: Dude, just get your own, they're right over there and they're like five bucks.
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Feb 7, 2018 18:39
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Tried the air fryer I bought from TV on these souls... the light came on but they just went into it
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Feb 7, 2018 18:39
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I knew a guy who had a soul food truck in South Korea. One time he acquired an extremely rare soul, that of a fish's shoe, which was in torment because fish don't have feet. But he let a customer have it, not realizing its value.
He sold the sole sole sole soul in Seoul.
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Feb 7, 2018 18:47
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I knew a guy who had a soul food truck in South Korea. One time he acquired an extremely rare soul, that of a fish's shoe, which was in torment because fish don't have feet. But he let a customer have it, not realizing its value.
He sold the sole sole sole soul in Seoul.
Hahaha 
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Feb 7, 2018 19:54
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I knew a guy who had a soul food truck in South Korea. One time he acquired an extremely rare soul, that of a fish's shoe, which was in torment because fish don't have feet. But he let a customer have it, not realizing its value.
He sold the sole sole sole soul in Seoul.
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Feb 7, 2018 21:17
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Carnie burnt my soul and now it's all hard and shriveled and condemned to hell for infinity. How hard is it to use a timer? Smdh.
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Feb 7, 2018 21:40
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Carnie burnt my soul and now it's all hard and shriveled and condemned to hell for infinity. How hard is it to use a timer? Smdh.
Wait. Your soul wasn't hard and shriveled and conemned to hell for infinity before?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 8, 2018 00:20
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Wait. Your soul wasn't hard and shriveled and conemned to hell for infinity before?
Yeah but now it smells like burnt shrimp and the other damned are gonna make fun of me. 
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Feb 8, 2018 01:58
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After the Advent of Fire, the three lords found the great souls within the flame. But your progenitor discovered a fourth, unique soul... the Fried Soul.
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Feb 8, 2018 14:40
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After the Advent of Fire, the three lords found the great souls within the flame. But your progenitor discovered a fourth, unique soul... the Fried Soul.
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Feb 8, 2018 14:45
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In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of gray crags, Archtrees and Everlasting Dragons. But then there was the State Fair, and with the Fair came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, HDL and LDL.
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Feb 8, 2018 17:12
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In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of gray crags, Archtrees and Everlasting Dragons. But then there was the State Fair, and with the Fair came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, HDL and LDL.
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Feb 9, 2018 00:06
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eating a fried soul with a glass of spirits while smoking an American Spirit
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Apr 24, 2024 23:23
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snuck under the roller coaster to grab up all the souls that fell out of peoples pockets
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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