*looks at cow* im going to wear that thing's skin *looks at plant* im going

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cda: by Hand Knit

to wear that, too

# ? Feb 5, 2018 11:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:20

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

*looking at a pile of bones* yup, wearin those

# ? Feb 5, 2018 12:07

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

*opening up the fridge* lotta good wearables in here

# ? Feb 5, 2018 12:08

El Generico: Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

*looks at raccoon* that's a hat right there

# ? Feb 5, 2018 12:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Sire! We have done it! We have unlocked the mysteries of alchemy and converted lead into pure gold!"

*the king wears whatever it is on his head regardless of whether or not it's "kingly"*

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# ? Feb 5, 2018 13:50

cda: by Hand Knit

El Generico posted:

*looks at raccoon* that's a hat right there

# ? Feb 5, 2018 14:15

cda: by Hand Knit

The creature pawing through my trash? I want to put it on my head

# ? Feb 5, 2018 14:15

alnilam

naked cartoon character is really colfd and looks at his friend who happens to be a cotton bush and he hallucinates the cotton bush morphing into a t shirt and his friend is like hey buddy why are you looking at me like that

# ? Feb 5, 2018 14:35

cda: by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

naked cartoon character is really colfd and looks at his friend who happens to be a cotton bush and he hallucinates the cotton bush morphing into a t shirt and his friend is like hey buddy why are you looking at me like that

that's my favorite gag

# ? Feb 5, 2018 14:38

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

This vat of plastic goop? Gonna be my pjs

*fun fact polyester is made from plastic goop

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# ? Feb 5, 2018 14:58

kalel

Olive! posted:

wearables

Gotta get myself an Apple Watch

# ? Feb 5, 2018 15:47

FreshCutFries

it is man kinds right to use the natural resources he has before him, i scream at the dmv lady making fun of my salad pants

# ? Feb 5, 2018 15:49

FreshCutFries

the most effective legwear (pants) on the planet is the common bush because you can duck down into it to hide from predators (chuck from accounting)

# ? Feb 5, 2018 15:53

FreshCutFries

i came, i saw, i turned it into a sick sweater vest

# ? Feb 5, 2018 15:55

FreshCutFries

Thingyman posted:

i came, i saw, i turned it into a sick sweater vest

veni, vidi, vesti

# ? Feb 5, 2018 16:03

City of Glompton

Thingyman posted:

i came, i saw, i turned it into a sick sweater vest

# ? Feb 5, 2018 16:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Thingyman posted:

i came, i saw, i turned it into a sick sweater vest

Thingyman posted:

veni, vidi, vesti

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# ? Feb 5, 2018 16:43

Twenty Four

just lmao at wool

# ? Feb 5, 2018 17:04

Coolguye: Required by his programming!

Twenty Four posted:

just lmao at wool

the only fiber that torments you more than the cold it prevents

# ? Feb 5, 2018 17:13

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Manivest Vestiny

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# ? Feb 5, 2018 18:00

wearing a lampshade

*looking at an urchin* wearing a human would be wrong.

*looking at a sea urchin* nah, I'm done with my punk phase.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 18:02

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

*looks at a jellyfish* A hat, maybe? A weird purse? umbrella?

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# ? Feb 5, 2018 18:28

I Dunno

Humans wear everything as clothes but you make one measly human-skin suit and that's toooooo faaaaarrrr! loving hypocrites.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 18:59

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Ralph Lauren leading a group of fashionistas into the cellar at Jack Daniels, motioning at row after row of barrels:

"Ladies and gentleman, I present our new Men's Spring Line."

# ? Feb 5, 2018 20:42

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Ralph Lauren booting up Star Fox 64, "I got the inspiration from a character in this game named Peppy. He's in the original snes game, but this is the first game where he is fully voiced. He's kinda the wise character of the group that the rest of the group looks up to, that's what we want to do but with men's fashion" *General Andross says good luck* "Thanks Andross, we're gonna need it"

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Feb 5, 2018 20:45

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

RL boots up Donkey Kong Country, "Ok ok ok... you see, Diddy is in the barrel here, Donkey Kong is breaking Diddy out of this barrel and he's being joined by the youthful Diddy. It's an old meets new thing, Diddy represents the kids of today, Donkey is the old school icon. Later on Diddy has a gun, you see, we want to just do that, but with men's fashion. This'll become more clear after I get more of the letters to spell K O N G."

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Feb 5, 2018 20:48

kalel

Jolo posted:

Ralph Lauren booting up Star Fox 64, "I got the inspiration from a character in this game named Peppy. He's in the original snes game, but this is the first game where he is fully voiced. He's kinda the wise character of the group that the rest of the group looks up to, that's what we want to do but with men's fashion" *General Andross says good luck* "Thanks Andross, we're gonna need it"

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:42

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

"Sir, sir, worms are making GBS threads up our mulberry bushes."

"...hmmm, I could really use a new shirt. Weave it up!"

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:48

google THIS

What is the DEAL with clothing? Oh, 30% off storewide? That IS a deal!

# ? Feb 6, 2018 01:49

Dads Dip Cup

*meticulously disarms trapped treasure chest containing tens of thousands of GP worth of precious gems only to haphazardly affix them to my clothing at random locations*

# ? Feb 6, 2018 03:27

City of Glompton

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

"Sir, sir, worms are making GBS threads up our mulberry bushes."

"...hmmm, I could really use a new shirt. Weave it up!"

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 6, 2018 04:25

City of Glompton

aol_cd_bikini.jpg

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 6, 2018 04:25

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Clams?? More like my jams!!

# ? Feb 6, 2018 04:35

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

*Crushes snail and sees purple goop* I'm going to cover that racoon with this.

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# ? Feb 6, 2018 04:39

Petr

*sees a tree* I'm gonna mash u up and turn u into paper *sees charcoal and oil* I'm gonna make ink outta you and draw furry porn on that tree

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# ? Feb 6, 2018 04:46

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

"Sees a cow." I'm going to suck that giant titty.

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# ? Feb 6, 2018 05:56

Dads Dip Cup

*gesturing towards coworker's half-full plate of food near the end of lunch break* "you gonna wear the rest of that?"

# ? Feb 6, 2018 06:27

cda: by Hand Knit

drilldo squirt posted:

*Crushes snail and sees purple goop* I'm going to cover that racoon with this.

It will make me look regal

# ? Feb 6, 2018 12:02

cda: by Hand Knit

*walking around world and pointing at things* Clothes. Clothes. Paper. Soap. Clothes. Makeup. Dye. Football. Pen. Wife. Clothes. Clothes. More clothes.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 12:05

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:20

Dads Dip Cup

"can you spot the hidden article of clothing in this picture?" *draws a circle around entire picture*

# ? Feb 6, 2018 12:28

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