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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I'm going to go see it with my friends and we're all probably going to enjoy it like all the other Star Wars movies in the past couple of years. :)

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

The trailer looked awesome and I am excited to see this movie. I love Star Wars.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

wonder if they are going to go with the (actually) problematic han and chewie expanded universe backstory.

"You rescued me from slavery! I'm so grateful that I will follow you around for the rest of your life because I am now YOUR slave owe you a lifedebt!"

It sounds like it would be a huge shame if they didnt and white washed this out. I kind of doubt it though because it seems extremely tame as gently caress and its easily believable that perhaps imposing your viewpoint on slavery and "life debt" would be incredibly rude to an entire culture and race that believes in it

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Chrs Gry posted:

...I declare whilst booking my tickets for opening night.

do any star wars superfans actually like star wars?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Hustle Hound posted:

do any star wars superfans actually like star wars?

Life long Star Wars fan and I am in love with the new movies.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I only would’ve seen it if they had cast Harrison Ford/Billy Dee Williams as the young Han Solo/Lando. And only if they played it straight, never acknowledging their ages or physical limitations.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

ArchNemesis posted:

can't wait for this 80s nostalgia wave to end, but oh look out it's the 90s turn next!

Can’t wait for the gritty new Fifth Element reboot

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
there really is too many wars going on around stars.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

facebook jihad posted:

Can’t wait for the gritty new Fifth Element reboot

I hate the Fifth Element so much.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

they should have just superimposed harrison fords face on a toddler in a diaper

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna wait for Mr. Plinkett to tell me what to think about this movie

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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I said come in! posted:

I hate the Fifth Element so much.

I don't think I've heard a person not like The Fifth Element before.

Do you hate The Princess Bride too? What about pizza?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i would rather watch filthy late-70s porn

Got a bad feeling about this

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

1gnoirents posted:

It sounds like it would be a huge shame if they didnt and white washed this out. I kind of doubt it though because it seems extremely tame as gently caress and its easily believable that perhaps imposing your viewpoint on slavery and "life debt" would be incredibly rude to an entire culture and race that believes in it

i apologize for my insensitivity to the well-established cultural traditions of the imaginary wookie race in the imaginary Disney's Star Wars universe

:sadpeanut:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Miserable Maid posted:

No, you're thinking of pedophiles

Proposed names for a pedo C3-PO:

P2-5
0-CE ("none-ce")
CHO-M0

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
8-FRSH

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

i apologize for my insensitivity to the well-established cultural traditions of the imaginary wookie race in the imaginary Disney's Star Wars universe

:sadpeanut:

You were incredibly rude to this fictional race and now must commit ritual suicide

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I said come in! posted:

I hate the Fifth Element so much.

Please ban this filth.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I still haven't watched the first new one all the way through lol

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
You deserve all the disappointment you get at this point, OP.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

guns for tits posted:

We all know the real reason the movie has a chance to be pretty good.


It's Lando

Zane
Nov 14, 2007
wheres abed in the movie can't he be like a slimy space creature

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Who the gently caress is Han Solar!!?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
to save on production costs the part of Jabba the Hutt will be played by OPs mom

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I think I'm gonna have to pretend it's about some other guy named Han Solo, but the trailer looks great and I'm probably gonna love it just slightly less than the OT just like all the new ones. And yes The Last Jedi was also pretty great.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I can't wait for Fight Club 2 when all the 90s nostalgia is here. Or perhaps a sequel to The Matrix?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
They should've just made a Lando movie.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I'll probably watch this on dvd when it comes out.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CharlestonJew posted:

to save on production costs the part of Jabba the Hutt will be played by OPs mom

Still more convincing than 90s CG Jabba in A New Hope

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I've seen exactly one star wars movie. it was the first one. meh was ok.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tailored Sauce posted:

You deserve all the disappointment you get at this point, OP.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Zorodius posted:

Star Trek is for the kind of people who loving Love Science

This is more offensive than the paedophile one

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Get ready for my review, which I will scream into the waiting news cameras as I'm dragged out of the theater for ripping up the seats and throwing feces at the screen

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm done with Star Wars i'm not gonna watch this stupid movie.


gently caress Star Wars it was cool for like 40 years which is pretty good but now it sucks.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Here lies Star Wars. It scored continually until everyone was tired of it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
F

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tx5cR6VTg

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


:negative: I just don't care about Star Wars anymore :negative:

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I was ambivalent at best about the new star wars movies and probs won't bother with the spin-offs because theaters are too expensive nowadays

get off my lawn

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