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Will Bayley beat Asuka?
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No. 3 8.57%
:lol: 18 51.43%
THE BIG DOG! 14 40.00%
Total: 35 votes
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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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What a way to start the show. Make Stephanie the guest ref to really make me want to turn this poo poo off immediately.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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stfu Roman

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DarkstarIV posted:

So matt harfy intereferes right?

*laughs Woken Mattishly*

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jiro posted:

Someone make a gif of Bray's face fading out to Roman's?

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/960680624934793216

Is the TDE account run by someone here?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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XeeD posted:

Can I bitch about Michael Cole for a second? His name is Seth, not Set. Had a buddy point it out during the rumble and now I can‘t unhear it, maggle.

Isn't Seth a derivative of Set anyway? Cole's not that wrong.

Also, cutting to Matt making dumb faces was pretty hilarious and a great way to remind people that Bray isn't remotely on Roman's level.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Le Saboteur posted:

Messaging seems like they want to put Roman and Wyatt back into a feud post Mania.

They're going to build the Roman/Brock Wrestlemania match with the John Cena "Worst Year of My Career" bullshit for The Big Dog and they wanted someone to cut a promo about Roman hitting rock bottom.

lol at Set's awesome Iowa shirt

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hahaha yeah that would be a laugh riot

glad you're on board, Foochs

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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what the gently caress is going on?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Erebus posted:

I just got here did I miss anything important

The Big Dog is going to Wrestlemania Elimination Chamber!!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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fart blood posted:

so if Finn Balor "proved last week" he could hang in the main event, why is he in this dead undercard match this week?

the company is dumb and bad

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Why does Bayley suck so bad?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Why is Spud Drake Maverick now and why is he the GM and why is it so bad?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SatansOnion posted:

Probably; I watched my first Puppy Bowl instead, which was every bit as good as I’d hoped :allears:

Who was your favorite pup? Mine was probably Bear or that one named Squeegee or something that just laid in the hallway instead of playing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Replace RAW with dogs is what I am hearing.


Or a tribute to Frasier's dad

Frasier's dad was a company member at Steppenwolf Theater here in Chicago for like four decades. Tonight they cancelled the opening night of their new show and opened the front bar for everyone to come drink and celebrate him.


In other news, that's a rough looking Chamber lineup.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Haha. Some hot-button poo poo here.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The audience is sexist as gently caress

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Time for some hilarious WWE Black History segments!!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I hope there are some more segments of The Big Dog learning about racism while wearing his Burberry scarf.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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nerdrum posted:

GOOD LORD THIS CROWD IS COLD

They had a really bad blizzard today.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Like to make Asuka look worse by having her shake Bayley's lovely hand

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I can't wait until the Bar implodes and leads to a best of 7 match to decide who was the best

I would legitimately enjoy this as an angle.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jiro posted:

Well why don't you go look at how Dabar was formed two years ago!

I know that angle!!! I think it would be funny to redo it as the breakup angle. They could even end it in another tie and I wouldn't be mad.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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They should have have The Bar get in a fight, break up, do a best of 7 series, tie again and then realize they were wrong to quarrel in the first place and get back together. It would extremely be some Chikara poo poo but so much more fun than anything that happens on Raw anyway.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I'm pretty sure that sixth shadow is also the Miz.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Angry that his partner has a terrible neck injury. What a babyface!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

On what planet is Salt "must watch"?

On the same planet Spider-Man 3 and two of the later Pirates of the Caribbean movies are?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jiro posted:

I see Seth still has Stevie Ray's old tights and still won't return them.

they're very good tights and i hope he keeps them

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Codependent Poster posted:

Seth's pants are so bad.

MODS!!!!



This episode of WWE Raw is very bad, tho

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Thank God Jason Jordan is here to save this Raw from complete boredom

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jason Jordan rules and he deserves better than the lovely former Shield idiots

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Doesn't Braun actually have a Twitter account? Why did they just put up @WWE?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Why is WWE so bad at making babyfaces likable?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Rhonne posted:

I think he was legit working hurt going into the Royal Rumble.

He was hurt and then they did further tests and found out his injuries are even worse than they thought.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Nia/Asuka stip is so dumb, especially in light of the Women's Rumble and Alexa's promo earlier about how unfair it is that she has to put her Title up in the Chamber while the men's is just a #1 contenders match.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This match is really getting me hyped for the first ever Women's Elimination Chamber match lol

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Oh look, Finn Balor will be in the Chamber.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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STAC Goat posted:

And while we're on it, how come Miz and Roman dont get a chance to be last in? Just because Kurt didn't book their qualifiers last week?

Pretty much, yeah.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this fuckin' company man

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jiro posted:

Whoever said that Elias will be playing guitar for the entire Elimination match? Cause that better happen now.

Braun is going to get annoyed by the guitar playing and bust into Elias' pod to stop him...after breaking out of his own pod, of course.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Elias is definitely over. He just feels like a midcard character to the core right now. It's funny the way they're pushing him so well and consistently while they mishandle the poo poo out of real potential main event guys like Balor and Rollins.

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