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Petr

ok it's the start of a new season and we've really gotta train hard if we're gonna take down Dumbledore as gay wizard pope. Did everyone remember their wands? And batteries for the wands?

# ? Feb 6, 2018 06:33

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Darkman Fanpage

yeah hello i am a gay wizard but the only spells i know are ones that involve glitter. its pretty good defensively because it distracts my enemies but offensively its useless.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 07:42

Vlonald Prump: Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!

Erecto Patronus

# ? Feb 6, 2018 08:02

Petr

Darkman Fanpage posted:

yeah hello i am a gay wizard but the only spells i know are ones that involve glitter. its pretty good defensively because it distracts my enemies but offensively its useless.

ugh have you tried being less of a stereotype

TURGIDUM MUTINIUM

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# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:12

take the moon: by sebmojo

i put on my robe and wizard hat every day when i post in byob

# ? Feb 6, 2018 19:41

Petr

spectres of autism posted:

i put on my robe and wizard hat every day when i post in byob

Is it an assless robe

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# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:48

eonwe

they can shoot from their wands but they need 10-15 minutes to recharge afterward

# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:49

Scaly Haylie

there's a reason they all have beards

# ? Feb 6, 2018 22:56

Robot Made of Meat

eonwe posted:

they can shoot from their wands but they need 10-15 minutes to recharge afterward

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:01

Petr

Lizard Wizard posted:

there's a reason they all have beards

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# ? Feb 6, 2018 23:07

take the moon: by sebmojo

Petr posted:

Is it an assless robe

im assless irl

# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:01

Robot Made of Meat

spectres of autism posted:

im assless irl

Poor ghosts. No asses.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:22

Sing Along: by Athanatos

what brands are everybody's magic wands? hitachi is a classic, but its a little mainstream for my tastes

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# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:45

Scaly Haylie

whatever makes your monster grow, sweetie

# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:05

eonwe

Socks4Hands posted:

what brands are everybody's magic wands? hitachi is a classic, but its a little mainstream for my tastes

not sure of the brand, but mine has a certain girthiness to it

# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:15

Robot Made of Meat

eonwe posted:

not sure of the brand, but mine has a certain girthiness to it

Don't worry, Hun. Length isn't everything.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:18

eonwe

you know what the say, its the not the size, its the power of the spell

# ? Feb 7, 2018 04:22

Macnult

Good luck with your duels OP because I�m fighting for Dumbledore.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 05:26

Papa Was A Video Toaster

My wand is a rope!

# ? Feb 7, 2018 05:48

Darkman Fanpage

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now in my mouth

# ? Feb 7, 2018 07:31

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

*two wizards fight to the death from top of a tower on top of the tallest mountain to the lowest cave with magic and loving dragons and poo poo* *also they are gay*

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# ? Feb 7, 2018 10:15

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

snape, spinning dumbledore by the wand and throwing him out the tower: so long, gay wizard

# ? Feb 7, 2018 11:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

At the end of a magnificent display of arcane prowess the defeated foe looks up at his vanquisher and in a surprised tone says, "So wait, you're gay?"

The crowd cheers wildly in approval!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 16:25

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/coreRulebook/spells/colorSpray.html

Literal gay wizard spell that lets you be fabulous at enemies and reap great rewards.

"Flash the fash, young enchanter" - Gravidus the Third, before the final assault on the Orc Patriarchy

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 16:44

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Feb 7, 2018 17:03

Petr

The wizard scowls and peers into his crystal ball, which distorts and reflects the gem-studded cavern around him. On the side of the crystal ball,a short piece of string juts out, connected to another, smaller crystal ball. To the side of that, the chain continues, a series of crystal balls in decreasing size, down to as wide as a grape, all connected by waterproof vinyl string.

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# ? Feb 7, 2018 18:21

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

eonwe posted:

they can shoot from their wands but they need 10-15 minutes to recharge afterward

this made my pupils roll to the back of my brain and throw up

# ? Feb 7, 2018 19:26

Duckbox

I told my dad I was a gay wizard and he shouted that this was a druid house and I was gonna learn how to become a bear whether I liked it or not. I broke down crying and said I didn't want to be a bear I was more of an otter and he threw me out.

Worst day of my life, but it feels amazing to be out and proud and learning spells to make my balls glow.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 21:47

poverty goat

Socks4Hands posted:

what brands are everybody's magic wands? hitachi is a classic, but its a little mainstream for my tastes

if you;re handy with lightning all you need is a polished quartz dong

# ? Feb 7, 2018 21:49

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

book of ghastly, dastardly, genital related spells

# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:33

eonwe

lmbo calrissian posted:

this made my pupils roll to the back of my brain and throw up

is that good or bad

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:57

Scaly Haylie

Olive! posted:

snape, spinning dumbledore by the wand and throwing him out the tower: so long, gay wizard

# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:44

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

eonwe posted:

is that good or bad

heh, i forgot to say. i also came

# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:50

Death Bot: Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Poor ghosts. No asses.

Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim

It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick

# ? Feb 8, 2018 17:04

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Death Bot posted:

Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim

It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick

# ? Feb 8, 2018 17:11

poverty goat

Not sure if this is ok to post here, but does anyone know where I can find a legit wand of pozzing? The cheap Chinese ones keep giving us bird flu

# ? Feb 8, 2018 19:17

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Funny how Google won't show you any 'gay wizard costumes' on image search.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 19:24

I Dunno

Searching far and wide for dudes to help me charge my jo crystal so I can cast the most powerful of gay wizard spells

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:59

Petr

Death Bot posted:

Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim

It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick

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# ? Feb 9, 2018 16:07

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:16

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Death Bot posted:

Oh yeah, that reminds me, if anyone wants to join me and Nearly-Assless Nick were gonna get to work on a pack of Horny Hots Every Flavor Condoms on Friday night iykwim

It's always such a relief when they taste like something nice, like lavender, or dick

yum..

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:18

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