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Kevin or Sami?
This poll is closed.
Kevin! 0 0%
Sami! 3 18.75%
THE BIG DOG! 13 81.25%
Total: 16 votes
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Baron Corbin posted:

whoever came up with this gimmick should be hanged bludgeoned.

FTFY

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Baron Corbin posted:

whoever came up with this gimmick should be bludgeoned

there we go

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Baron Corbin posted:

Xavier Woods was wearing an Aaron Burr shirt



drat that's cool

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

Did I miss anything cool

Shane opened the show and insisted that Bryan is the heel.

So... no.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

LET'S GO JOBBERS

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
God drat that double team power bomb sounded really painful

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
The Revival just can't catch a break

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol jobber couldn't get into position for the terrible finisher.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
that tag finisher is so loving stupid

like legit one of the worst in modern wwe history.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

CBJSprague24 posted:

LET'S GO JOBBERS

LO-CAL TALENT
clap clap clap-cl-oh, the match is over already

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hell yeah The Usos

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Jerusalem posted:

Shane opened the show and insisted that Bryan is the heel.

So... no.



Oh wait that's not cool

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope there's a Romeo and Juliet storyline here where Rowan falls in love with Jey.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Wait...do the Usos rap their own theme? :psyduck:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Dango Bango posted:

Wait...do the Usos rap their own theme? :psyduck:

:yeah:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If I deserve it then gimme the stuff for free, WWE.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
in the future, everything will be free, in exchange for the use of your brain's processing power to mine bitcoins through the use of an implant

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Give me more jail door closing gifs please WWE.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm talking about anal rape

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"trust me, i know"

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"Trust me, I know." lol I trust you, dude.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Wait. When did the Usos go from Samoan Haka dudes to black 80s gangsta rappers from the street in a serious vein of Cryme Tyme?

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

DarkstarIV posted:

the bludgeon brothers gimmick is real dumb

i wish they would go away forever.

Let's not go crazy here. Maybe we can get a good match with the Brothers Uce here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Usos own and this promo is cool too.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do you think Naomi would be able to tell them apart if she were blindfolded and having sex with one of them

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

purple stuff

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The Usos are creepin on me.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Jerusalem posted:

The Usos own and this promo is cool too.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why is puffy vest Uso wearing a grille in 2018?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

The Usos own and this promo is cool too.

The Usos do indeed own but I feel like these promos are wearing on me

They're always extremely well-delivered but they don't have a lot of variance and "we are the Usos and we beat people and are underestimated" isn't doing it for me like it did half a year ago.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I don't quite know what they said but I'd like to see the Bludgeon Bros take on Sheamus and Cesaro, might be a good hoss off.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That was way better than last week.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Tye at #10 :lol:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lmao that little kid with the aj gloves. i identify with you, kid.

ooh here it comes, the letterman top ten

these arent jokes, hm

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Fandango is #1.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
so is this list a shoot or what

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You think everyone giggled when they made Tye #10? :allears:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Wait what? This list makes no sense

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

VJeff posted:

"Trust me, I know." lol I trust you, dude.

He knows all about spending the night at the Uso County Detention Center.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

The Usos own and this promo is cool too.

That promo was drat good.

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