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Kevin or Sami?
This poll is closed.
Kevin! 0 0%
Sami! 3 18.75%
THE BIG DOG! 13 81.25%
Total: 16 votes
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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



CarlCX posted:

The saddest part of being a Rusev fan is knowing it will never actually be Rusev Day, no matter how much of the work he does for them.

Creative has nothing for him.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Get rid of these loving text graphics, Jesus Christ

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Jerusalem posted:

Get rid of these loving text graphics, Jesus Christ

PUNCHLINES

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

zooooooom

PUNCHLINES

god its really bad, huh

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST


Randy Snoreton and Bobby Snooze for tag champs. WWE nap patrol.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

is WWE trying to understand memes

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Jerusalem posted:

Get rid of these loving text graphics, Jesus Christ

No kidding
How much are they being paid for this?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Why is there text on the screen during promos?

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013



this is the gently caress you for getting over smackdown I guess?

Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

the words on the screen completely break the illusion that these are the wrestler's thoughts and that they are not reciting from a script

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

wwe saw all the screenshots people took of EAT BALLS and didnt really get it but still went for it.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


PASS THE MASH posted:

this is the gently caress you for getting over smackdown I guess?

"all you have to do is get over with the crowd and then we'll just make you lose to some boring dudes a bunch"

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


So Gable and Benjamin are dead in the water now, huh.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Abroham Lincoln posted:

"all you have to do is get over with the crowd and then we'll just make you lose to some boring dudes a bunch"

It's their fault for getting over when they weren't supposed to (which is the DUMBEST way this company could view things).

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


happy birthday konnor

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Baron Corbin posted:

the words on the screen completely break the illusion that these are the wrestler's thoughts and that they are not reciting from a script

Seriously, it reminds me in a bizarre way of that old WCW show where they were having a hardcore match hitting each other with "metal plates" and the commentator (Schiavone) pipes in with,"Oh by the way those don't hurt!"

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Dango Bango posted:

It's their fault for getting over when they weren't supposed to (which is the DUMBEST way this company could view things).

Cornette had the best retort: he was talking about wrestlers that get released when creative has nothing for them, and he’s like “shouldn’t the creative person get fired instead of the wrestler, since this so called creative person can’t do their job?”

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Jerusalem posted:

Seriously, it reminds me in a bizarre way of that old WCW show where they were having a hardcore match hitting each other with "metal plates" and the commentator (Schiavone) pipes in with,"Oh by the way those don't hurt!"

What?

I mean, I remember the "this wasn't on the run sheet" and "HE'S SHOOTING" stuff. But never something that exposed the business this badly.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


fart blood posted:

Cornette had the best retort: he was talking about wrestlers that get released when creative has nothing for them, and he’s like “shouldn’t the creative person get fired instead of the wrestler, since this so called creative person can’t do their job?”

I heard him say this as well and 100% agree. WWE creative is so hosed.

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Apr 23, 2012

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PASS THE MASH posted:

this is the gently caress you for getting over smackdown I guess?
Have a good match and then be part of an angle that is probably setting up a multiman US Title Ladder match for mania?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


It's a shame the Ascension never really get a chance to do anything. They seem solid in the ring.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Le Saboteur posted:

It's a shame the Ascension never really get a chance to do anything. They seem solid in the ring.

They’re not that good really. And they’re too small to do the Road Warrior gimmick on the main roster.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Big E's shirt mysteriously having more holes each segment is great

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

lmao i love how xavier and big e are always stanning for kofi.

Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

i hope kofi gets a world title run one day

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Decades from now, Big E will be remembered not only as a pro wrestler but as the inventor of over a hundred new uses for the humble pancake

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Le Saboteur posted:

It's a shame the Ascension never really get a chance to do anything. They seem solid in the ring.

ehhh they're pretty bleh in ring. Nothing horrible but nothing notable either.
Still sucks how they got buried though. gently caress JBL.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Baron Corbin posted:

i hope kofi gets a world title run one day

They should have kept that push on him when he went after Orton and Legacy (holy poo poo that was a long time ago)

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

i hope sami wins, we've seen ko vs aj enough times already.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Are they really giving them like a 25 minute match to end the show?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/961062301813030912

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


shiksa posted:

i hope sami wins, we've seen ko vs aj enough times already.

Plus KO and AJ don't have the best chemistry (which is really unfortunate )

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn


would honestly 100% prefer a list of daniels top 10 things he saw this week

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my loving God Dolph Ziggler vs Baron Corbin

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


lmao

"btw ziggler's back"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Ahahahaha

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Just loving let Ziggler go already.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


dolph won the US title, vacated it, left for like a week, came back at #30 in the rumble, lost, left for like another two weeks, and now he's gonna lose to baron corbin

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


Le Saboteur posted:

Just loving let Ziggler go already.
Inexplicably, creative always has something for him.

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