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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Rutibex posted:

then why didn't they vote for communism? russia is a representative democracy and the communist party only holds 42 out of 450 seat in their legislature

:thunk:

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Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

incorrect, communism discourages the overconsumption of material goods and delusional idea that you will attain untold riches if you work yourself to death for your capitalist masters. You will have control over what you produce and decide what to do with it, alienation from your work will fade away and you will instead use your productive power to create a better society. This feeling of purpose and direction in your life will satisfy you better than any amount of opiods, video games or sex robots. You will be connected to your community and as a whole we will build towards a better future. however in capitalism you can buy a new iphone, but not insulin sorry

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Just liking capitalism don't make a boy a capitalist, he gotta be able to live off the return of his investments; ie. his ownership of capital.

Mordor She Wrote posted:

Which ideology led to the conquering of the new world again and the exploitation of Africa and Asia?

Mercantilism basically, which held that the amount of wealth in the world was in some way fixed and had to be literally stolen from elsewhere. Capitalism isn't an ideology, it's a social system where one section of society owns and control the means of producing wealth, and the rest is employed for producing that wealth, and the amount they produce beyond that needed to sustain them and the owners is reinvested into expanding said means of production to produce even more.

Incidentally this was also the social system of the Soviet union, it's just that Stalin said "this is it guys, we did it!" and western propaganda seized the moment to say "YEP!" and here we are now, arguing what specific form of capitalism is the coolest.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I love that the iPhone is the epitome of capitalist consumerism in every communist example. They’re right, not because the iPhone is something unnecessary in their view, but because there would have been no mobile networks because the government wouldn’t have built any and no semiconductor industry to make the chips needed to construct a mobile phone or the computers that route their data or lithium polymer batteries or flash memory.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot
the primary motivation of first-world communists is social permission to brutalize and murder people with slightly nicer cars than them

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

the primary motivation of first-world communists is social permission to brutalize and murder people with slightly nicer cars than them

I mean, even if that was true, that's not a bad motivation.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

the primary motivation of first-world communists is social permission to brutalize and murder people with slightly nicer cars than them

i fail to see the problem

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Mordor She Wrote posted:

I mean, even if that was true, that's not a bad motivation.

Pelosi de Bundi posted:

i fail to see the problem

so do either of you have incomes above the poverty line?

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

so do either of you have incomes above the poverty line?

yeah, I get to work in a big office and poo poo post all day at work while installing software and reimaging poo poo.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Mordor She Wrote posted:

yeah, I get to work in a big office and poo poo post all day at work while installing software and reimaging poo poo.

oh right, so you're a social failure

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Pound_Coin posted:

"Hey guys maybe we shouldn't let rich people treat the rest of us like playthings to die in the dirt while they pull billions out of the public purse? maybe we should look after the weak, sick and old?" -an evil commie socialist, and their filthy communisms


"BUT STALIN" - a well reasoned rebuttal

Every loving time.

Or "Haha. You're poor."
Or "Haha. You're Lonely."
Or "You have a comfortable life and don't deserve to "complain" for a second."

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

oh right, so you're a social failure

Our company even gave us a 1000$ bonus which is basically just a slap in the face.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
*starving under communism* 'yes well you see it's because it's a flawed ideology and can never work'
*starving under capitalism* 'well you know winner and losers and all that'

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot
do you think you'd be any more of a success under communism

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

My friend told me she's a Marxist. She things grammar is elitist. That's all I got.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Communism has the harder job, it has to provide for 100% of the populace or its failed whereas with Capitalism it can exterminate all but one individual and it still "working" as long as that individual lives.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

All these mofos would be cannon fodder or shipped to a work camp on the first day.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
The politburo will ban mobas and the people will cheer

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i think we should have digital communism first, just to try it out and see how it goes. eliminate all copyright laws and allow people to publish doom mods and harry potter fan fiction freely. also make bittorrent legal and let anyone upload TV shows to youtube. this is the bare minimum what communism should be able to accomplish. if we can handle that we can move on to physical goods

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Rutibex posted:

i think we should have digital communism first, just to try it out and see how it goes. eliminate all copyright laws and allow people to publish doom mods and harry potter fan fiction freely. also make bittorrent legal and let anyone upload TV shows to youtube. this is the bare minimum what communism should be able to accomplish. if we can handle that we can move on to physical goods

if we made it illegal for businesses to spoil food on purpose to protect profits we could easily achieve physical communism wrt food overnight and if we only reoriented our existing food subsidies we could make it healthy too

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Rutibex posted:

i think we should have digital communism first, just to try it out and see how it goes. eliminate all copyright laws and allow people to publish doom mods and harry potter fan fiction freely. also make bittorrent legal and let anyone upload TV shows to youtube. this is the bare minimum what communism should be able to accomplish. if we can handle that we can move on to physical goods

Wouldn't copyright actually be communist? Like you own your labour?

I think only when you are able to sell copyright would it become capitalist.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

autogestion is laboring for one's self, socialism is the economic act of owning ones labor writ large, and communism is the economic achievement of utopia

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Former DILF posted:

if we made it illegal for businesses to spoil food on purpose to protect profits we could easily achieve physical communism wrt food overnight and if we only reoriented our existing food subsidies we could make it healthy too

*food prices plummet, farmers sell farms to housing developers*

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

It's almost like survival necessities shouldn't be subject to the whims of the market

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Former DILF posted:

if we made it illegal for businesses to spoil food on purpose to protect profits we could easily achieve physical communism wrt food overnight and if we only reoriented our existing food subsidies we could make it healthy too

if there is one thing communism is bad at it is producing food. leave the farms alone please, you people have a very bad reputation with farming. baby steps!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You plebeians will take your government issued loaf of bread for the month and be thankful for the utopia you live in! Want more than that? Well maybe talk your kid into volunteering as tribute.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
we can just eat the rich

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

imagine poor people waiting in line for bread instead of just starving in the gutter like a proper civilized nation

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

imagine poor people waiting in line for bread instead of just starving in the gutter like a proper civilized nation

Venezuela has both of these!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Soup du Journey posted:

we can just eat the rich

but there isn’t enough of them for all of us 😞

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

*food prices plummet, farmers sell farms to housing developers*

no because then i'd nationalize it and buy out the farmers

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Former DILF posted:

no because then i'd nationalize it and buy out the farmers

is "buy out" slang for murder?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

is "buy out" slang for murder?

aahaha why is it so important for you that people die or starve in this scenario

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Former DILF posted:

aahaha why is it so important for you that people die or starve in this scenario

most communist solutions revolve around murder :shrug:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

he said atop a pile of skulls labeled 'status quo'

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Communism?? ha ha looks here little bucko that didn’t work for Stalin and it won’t work for you sorry buddy no free poo poo for you guess you should go out and try working hard and maybe some day you’ll end up with a job like mine making six figures and working in an office just remember that as your working two jobs over a hot fryer that if you work hard enough and educate yourself you’ll make it to the nice cozy office job and house on the beach and just remember don’t hate other for their success it’s not their fault they’re talented and you aren’t welp see you later *faaaaaaaaaaart*

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

eric posted:

All these mofos would be cannon fodder or shipped to a work camp on the first day.

And it would be great.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





My Linux Rig posted:

Communism?? ha ha looks here little bucko that didn’t work for Stalin and it won’t work for you sorry buddy no free poo poo for you guess you should go out and try working hard and maybe some day you’ll end up with a job like mine making six figures and working in an office just remember that as your working two jobs over a hot fryer that if you work hard enough and educate yourself you’ll make it to the nice cozy office job and house on the beach and just remember don’t hate other for their success it’s not their fault they’re talented and you aren’t welp see you later *faaaaaaaaaaart*

Says the person working over a fryer who wants a cushy office job and someone else to work over the fryer to make their food. :thunk:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i vote we switch to the 4 day weekend and put a smartfryer in every home, soon everything will be automated and we can make the weekend all 7 days

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pawn 17 posted:

Says the person working over a fryer who wants a cushy office job and someone else to work over the fryer to make their food. :thunk:

Yes, indeed, there is no way people could make their own food, not forcing other people to spend their lives in miserable drudgery. ALso it's not possible to pay the people working lovely, hard and unhealthy jobs decent wages to make up for their misery.

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