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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

fappenmeister posted:

Hey cunts, I just read Pizza Hut all you can eat is being reintroduced.

Praise be. Next we need Sizzler to be revitalised.

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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
all of tfabs rap sheet, lost like tears in the rain

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

better than a tear in the taint

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

Megabound posted:

Praise be. Next we need Sizzler to be revitalised.

Pumpkin soup, croutons, potato skins and those frogs in a pond. And of course, the cheese bread.

The steaks were pretty good too.

Now I'm hungry. :boonie:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Vladimir Poutine posted:

all of tfabs rap sheet, lost like tears in the rain

All of tfabs adventures have been immortalised

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

fappenmeister posted:

The steaks were pretty good too.

I got a problem with this

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
You can hack back into the thread on the phone app if you go through the leper colony.

Obviously you shouldn’t, though

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I'm babysitting a 12 ft hole for Sydney water

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

Inkfish posted:

I got a problem with this


I was 7 or something. It was ambrosia.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Inkfish posted:

Does anyone have the just post southern cross?

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Could get up to 40 degrees tomorrow fffffffffffffffffff

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Oh, and I've finally stopped leaking! It's now just sort of a thick pink ooze.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Could get up to 40 degrees tomorrow fffffffffffffffffff

How are you healing up?

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015


Thank you friend

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

iRend posted:

Smokin darts and breaking hearts

Smokin poles and lickin holes?

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Smoking cigs and smashing rigs

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

It's now just sort of a thick pink ooze.

Jose, do the needful and make this the new thread title.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Inkfish posted:

How are you healing up?

When I was in hospital 3 weeks ago, the surgeon told me "5-6 weeks until you're fully healed". So half way there!
Of course she was talking about, like, the muscle and layers they sliced thru. The hole on my tummy is just a few inches of fat+skin that came apart instead of staying stapled together. Apparently that wound will take another month to heal "from the bottom up"
I'm assuming it opened because I'm 35kg overweight

Woden
May 6, 2006
Should have got some lipo done while they were in there.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

When I was in hospital 3 weeks ago, the surgeon told me "5-6 weeks until you're fully healed". So half way there!
Of course she was talking about, like, the muscle and layers they sliced thru. The hole on my tummy is just a few inches of fat+skin that came apart instead of staying stapled together. Apparently that wound will take another month to heal "from the bottom up"
I'm assuming it opened because I'm 35kg overweight

How have you been spending your time now that can't do butt stuff for a while?

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
At work again

So bored

When I get home I’m gonna do a little bit of drugs and play some PUBG.

Smoking cones and getting owned

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Inkfish posted:

How have you been spending your time now that can't do butt stuff for a while?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/289070/Sid_Meiers_Civilization_VI/

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

Have you tried the new expansion? They finally put the Mongols back in the game.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

I had a $1,200 stockpile of Phenibut, which I binned after getting home from hospital :v:
(It was a special bin behind the Caboolture hospital, for anonymously getting rid of unwanted drugs)

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
Bulk Nutrients were flogging off 1kg and 2kg bags of phenibut a few days before it got banned. Whole lotta people gonna be getting the horrors in a few months/years when their stockpiles run out

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

Smashing a 3 Ravens Juicy IPA right now. lovely wind has passed.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Dropped a can of wild turkey premix out the back and it exploded in such a way that the can spun around twice, deploying its contents all over the floor, my legs, and anything that was around leg height out the back

gently caress premixes man they loving stink

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

Schneider Inside Her posted:

Dropped a can of wild turkey premix out the back and it exploded in such a way that the can spun around twice, deploying its contents all over the floor, my legs, and anything that was around leg height out the back

gently caress premixes man they loving stink

When you smell it on someone’s breath mixed with Horizons. gently caress.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

tardwrangler posted:

Can you buy Coffee Boss in melbourne ?
We are on our way to Tassie in a week and need a quality camping coffee solution

Are u in Melbs as well? Goon meet at the franga train station lol

Visible Stink posted:

Fair call. Hudson Corner in Albion is also pretty great for ribs

Take me there or the smoke next time I'm up oval office


I'm having a feed at shark fin inn chinese in Keysborough it's nice. So far so good. The Chinese waitress looks like she fucks

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Also did some bubble injector tests at work now my breathing is hampered bc we were doing 10ppm ozonation. That ends up with 36ppm oxygen residual (ozone generator produces around 20% ozone from pure oxygen). On the plus side me pluggers are clean thanks to the ozone. Ozone gets total kill in 10 min at 10ppm or 1h at 2ppm

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

McSpergin posted:

Are u in Melbs as well? Goon meet at the franga train station lol


Take me there or the smoke next time I'm up oval office


I'm having a feed at shark fin inn chinese in Keysborough it's nice. So far so good. The Chinese waitress looks like she fucks

Does her mum gently caress? If so, gently caress the mother

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

McSpergin posted:

Are u in Melbs as well?

Passing through on way to Tassy
I'll probably get destroyed by a tramonly thing I know about Melbourne is "what's brown, steaming and comes out of Cowes?

A: The Phillip island ferry

anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

fappenmeister posted:

When you smell it on someone’s breath mixed with Horizons. gently caress.

If you smell that in her breath, you're in Rocko and about to get the clap.

Day 8 of my business trip. Tired, bored and can't have booze. Would not recommend.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

anti-magic posted:

If you smell that in her breath, you're in Rocko and about to get the clap.

Day 8 of my business trip. Tired, bored and can't have booze. Would not recommend.

Do you work for alcoholics anonymous?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

DumbparameciuM posted:

Does her mum gently caress? If so, gently caress the mother

Only if her mum is in a mental hospital and i have to break her out my kink is very specific

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Bulk Nutrients were flogging off 1kg and 2kg bags of phenibut a few days before it got banned. Whole lotta people gonna be getting the horrors in a few months/years when their stockpiles run out

its extremely not fun ime

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Chinese was good probably ate enough for 2 people bc i was v fuckin hungry. Was gonna check out a brewery just up the road from work but some dumb broad ruined my plans by having it booked out for her 21st. Gonna smash a few at Boatrocker tomorrow with another Toowoomba mate who's working down here


Had a 4 dollar banh mi for smoko. loving good. Rubbish customer service but good banh mi and for 4 bucks ill be back

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
i need meat

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Kookaburra fell out of a tree stone dead this arvo when I was out walking. Heart attack or something I suppose.

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anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you work for alcoholics anonymous?

What would the people working for AA even do at their Christmas party? What a nightmare.

I am on site and the places you can drink are extremely limited. I gained access to one as of this morning but not really in the mood for a beer just now.

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