doing the soliloquy from hamlet but i keep tongue kissing the skull

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little munchkin

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:22

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:53

Duckbox

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him in the biblical sense.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:25

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Shredding my tongue to bloody pieces as I try to make out with the sharp teeth and bones of the skull from Hamlet. The audience claps, admiring such dedication to the artform.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:29

cda: by Hand Knit

I only look like I'm tongue kissing the skull, really it's just that I'm getting my tongue repeatedly stuck in its jaws

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:58

cda: by Hand Knit

Alath, Poo yawwick,

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:59

wearing a lampshade

You know Yorrick? I know Yorrick. I really know Yorrick, if you know what I mean.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 03:02

wearing a lampshade

Trying to tell Yorrick how I feel about him but he's playing hard to get and giving me the silent treatment.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 03:02

Duckbox

In a nod to the tradition of casting age-inappropriate actors as Hamlet and Jocasta, this production's Hamlet is played by a twelve-year-old girl and Yorick by a 1.5 myl australopithicine.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 03:15

little munchkin

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

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# ? Feb 10, 2018 03:59

cda: by Hand Knit

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

this has got to be an actual Rodney Dangerfield joke

# ? Feb 10, 2018 04:02

take the moon: by sebmojo

yorick have you lost weight

# ? Feb 10, 2018 05:38

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 07:00

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

cda posted:

this has got to be an actual Rodney Dangerfield joke

# ? Feb 10, 2018 07:00

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

"How was Hamlet?"

"Ok.. lead actor overdid it a lil'"

"Chewed up the scenery, eh?"

"... um, kinda?"

# ? Feb 10, 2018 08:37

Macnult

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 08:43

Peg Sliderskew

Alas, poor Yorick! I'll do him, Horatio.

Something something borne me on his back joke.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Feb 10, 2018 11:32

wearing a lampshade

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 14:26

alnilam

*talking to the skull of my ex clown lover Tim* oh how i loved your dick...

horatio: did you just uhh...

me: no no i said uh, yorick. I loved yorick. That was his name, see (phew nice save)

# ? Feb 10, 2018 15:22

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

the skeleton bloggers really appreciated the casting of a skull as a love interest, instead of the stereotypical roles that skeletons are usually cast into (warrior, token dead friend, medical office prop)

# ? Feb 10, 2018 16:12

Piso Mojado

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 18:59

kalel

(me sweating) Time for the big kissing scene...

(I blush awkwardly before kissing Yorick's skull)

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:03

FutonForensic

cda posted:

Alath, Poo yawwick,

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:25

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Alas, mmmmmm

# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:36

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I blew him, Horatio.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:44

alnilam

Munchables posted:

I blew him, Horatio.

# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:20

google THIS

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

alnilam posted:

*talking to the skull of my ex clown lover Tim* oh how i loved your dick...

horatio: did you just uhh...

me: no no i said uh, yorick. I loved yorick. That was his name, see (phew nice save)

Munchables posted:

I blew him, Horatio.

# ? Feb 13, 2018 16:58

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Sneaking a mint into the mouth of the skull but it just falls through.

# ? Feb 13, 2018 17:20

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft! a couple more, then. couple more. a couple more.

# ? Feb 13, 2018 18:16

cda: by Hand Knit

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Sneaking a mint into the mouth of the skull but it just falls through.

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# ? Feb 13, 2018 18:48

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

a+ thread title

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 13, 2018 19:36

I Dunno

little munchkin posted:

*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull?

# ? Feb 13, 2018 20:06

beer pal

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Feb 13, 2018 20:24

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Kissing dusty dry bones is pretty easy if you coat them in honey or sugar syrup beforehand. Just watch out for the ants, roaches, mice, rats, flies, butterflies, and hummingbirds you'll undoubtedly attract.

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# ? Feb 14, 2018 01:10

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

beer pal posted:

lol

# ? Feb 14, 2018 01:18

google THIS

"Would a 'skull-loving' joke be in poor taste?" I wonder, between thrusts.

# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:20

problematic hug

# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:24

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

problematic hug posted:

Babe no

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:22

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

the skull can't tongue kiss back so i don't really think that counts as tongue kissing. if just putting your tongue in something counts as tongue kissing then i'm tongue kissing my own mouth 24/7

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:34

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

alas, poor yorick. i knew him well, and you sir are no yorick

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:35

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:53

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

cda posted:

Alath, Poo yawwick,

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:36

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