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Sham bam bamina! posted:the skull can't tongue kiss back so i don't really think that counts as tongue kissing. if just putting your tongue in something counts as tongue kissing then i'm tongue kissing my own mouth 24/7 Yorick doesn't kiss you back??? |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:alas, poor yorick. i knew him well, and you sir are no yorick heehee |
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Feb 16, 2018 20:28
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google THIS posted:"Would a 'skull-loving' joke be in poor taste?" I wonder, between thrusts. |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:the skull can't tongue kiss back so i don't really think that counts as tongue kissing. if just putting your tongue in something counts as tongue kissing then i'm tongue kissing my own mouth 24/7 I'm a simple old peasant who can only tell you this much: if the skull tongues you back, you got problems, son. ---------------- |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:I'm a simple old peasant who can only tell you this much: if the skull tongues you back, you got problems, son. i thougght thjs was the whoke point?????? |
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Feb 17, 2018 03:38
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skulls in Bolivia are way cooler than Shakespeare skulls. they smoke cigarettes (cool), chew on coca leaves (cool), eat ham sandwiches (cool), wear matching hats (cool and cute), and solve mysteries (cool and helpful) https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/meet-celebrity-skulls-bolivias-fiesta-de-las-natitas-180957289/ |
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Munchables posted:i thougght thjs was the whoke point?????? they were discussing the angst over kissing one's own self constantly, I was talking about mild necrophilia. Two similar topics, agreed, but also different enough for tax purposes. ---------------- |
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Munchables posted:I blew him, Horatio. Before or after the tounge kissing |
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Feb 18, 2018 11:45
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Them orbits, baby (uh!) Ain't no obits on our love life baby (uh!) Fighting through hell to touch your fontanelle (closed!) No matter the bother gonna dote on your mater (you're one tough mother!) Gonna bone down forever 'cause Claudi thinks that he's clever but our love is stronger than that bitch Cinderella (most filmed story in the world bitch!) We gonna get our sex on when you're dug up by a Sexton (ooh!) When it's over you listen to me, hark! We gonna get the gently caress outta Denmark. Hamlet out, bitch, snooze. |
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Feb 18, 2018 12:04
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You're telling me i can get paid to kiss skulls in front of people??? |
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Feb 19, 2018 23:36
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never finshing the soliloquy from hamlet because i get so into tongue kissing the skull
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little munchkin posted:*rodney dangerfield voice* boy in high school all the teachers hated me. I asked my drama teacher if I could try out for Hamlet, she said how about you play the skull? cda posted:this has got to be an actual Rodney Dangerfield joke
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Feb 20, 2018 04:31
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I'm making the butt squeeze motion even though there's nothing there because it is just a skull. |
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Feb 20, 2018 04:48
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methink the skull doth tongue too much |
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Feb 20, 2018 04:48
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It's me, the guy who travels up and down the Mississippi and around the Midwest, renting skulls to high school and community college theatre departments. Making a living (and a fortune!) $10 a night with unlimited concessions privileges. You might ask, where do I get my genuine skulls? By the road side, in fields, at construction demolition sites...all over. But you don't know how to find a skull until you actually find one. It's just fate; you stumble upon a skull in a ditch or glass case, and from then on, you have a skullseeker's sixth sense. It helps if you think like a serial killer, I guess, but you gotta take care not to actually become one. Because then you're overexerting yourself and undermining the fun of being a skull lord. ---------------- |
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| The stage manager keeps getting mad at me because I'm giggling and making out with the skull really loud between scenes and it's 'breaking the fourth wall' does anybody have any advice that doesn't require me to stop making out with the skull? Thanks. | |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:The stage manager keeps getting mad at me because I'm giggling and making out with the skull really loud between scenes and it's 'breaking the fourth wall' does anybody have any advice that doesn't require me to stop making out with the skull? Thanks. maybe you just need to feel lucky that you have the option of stopping making out with the skull if you so choose ---------------- |
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*me at the tryouts for the part of yorick, eyeing the line of waiting skulls, spraying binaca into my mouth* okay, who's first?
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Manifisto posted:*me at the tryouts for the part of yorick, eyeing the line of waiting skulls, spraying binaca into my mouth* okay, who's first? A skull sits on a black leather sofa in a white-painted room, faced by a small camera on a tripod. |
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Feb 21, 2018 00:03
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"What did I think of the play? Well, I thought it was quite excellent, actually. You know, I once performed it in drama class, years ago, but... For the life of me I don't recall Yorick being so sexy..."
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which is better: to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to make out with this totally sick skull, perchance to get sprung |
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I mean, definitely the skull, right? The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune are really bad. That's obvious in the speech. Real shame Shakespeare's editors made him cut the skull part for fear that his advertisers would pull support. |
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Most people don't know that the Hamlet they learned in high school is actually a composite text from the Folio and Quarto editions, which differ considerably. In addition, there is a "bad quarto" which appears to be a 17th c. bootleg of a Hamlet production, written down in real time as it was performed on stage. While this version is not used by itself, it is sometimes used to "check" textual variants. For instance, in Hamlet's first soliloquy, the Folio says "O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt" whereas the Quarto says "O that this too too solid flesh would melt." Did Shakespeare revise from one version to the other? Is one a typo? The "bad quarto" offers no help: the entire line has been struck, and instead Hamlet says "I'm going to tongue the skull and gently caress it."
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From the Bad Quarto, Act I sc II HOR.: Where dost thou go my lord? HAM.: To the graveyard Horatio, and to exhume a skull Smooth and shapely, for my tongue dost hanker After the French style. Dost thou know it, man? ---------------- |
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cda posted:Most people don't know that the Hamlet they learned in high school is actually a composite text from the Folio and Quarto editions, which differ considerably. In addition, there is a "bad quarto" which appears to be a 17th c. bootleg of a Hamlet production, written down in real time as it was performed on stage. While this version is not used by itself, it is sometimes used to "check" textual variants. For instance, in Hamlet's first soliloquy, the Folio says "O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt" whereas the Quarto says "O that this too too solid flesh would melt." Did Shakespeare revise from one version to the other? Is one a typo? The "bad quarto" offers no help: the entire line has been struck, and instead Hamlet says "I'm going to tongue the skull and gently caress it." |
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cda posted:From the Bad Quarto, Act I sc II |
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cda posted:Most people don't know that the Hamlet they learned in high school is actually a composite text from the Folio and Quarto editions, which differ considerably. In addition, there is a "bad quarto" which appears to be a 17th c. bootleg of a Hamlet production, written down in real time as it was performed on stage. While this version is not used by itself, it is sometimes used to "check" textual variants. For instance, in Hamlet's first soliloquy, the Folio says "O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt" whereas the Quarto says "O that this too too solid flesh would melt." Did Shakespeare revise from one version to the other? Is one a typo? The "bad quarto" offers no help: the entire line has been struck, and instead Hamlet says "I'm going to tongue the skull and gently caress it." cda posted:From the Bad Quarto, Act I sc II 
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*A little group of cool n' cute teenage kids in the high school hall, each with a skull on their hand, making 'em kiss with each other and exclaiming "Alas!" at random* *One lame adult teacher to another, whispering "Why can't these kids just sext and shoot each other, like normal kids do these days?"* ---------------- |
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cda posted:From the Bad Quarto, Act I sc II lol ---------------- |
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*the sound of teeth furiously clicking together*
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cda posted:From the Bad Quarto, Act I sc II |
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