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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Meet the controlled opposition for the upcoming March 2018 Russian Presidential election: Ksenia Sobchak



She's a reality tv star/talk show host/professional socialite who is trying to appeal to the "forgotten" Russian voters in rural areas.



Some think there's something fishy/fake about her candidacy

quote:

Sobchak has cited the Decembrists, 19th century aristocrats who forfeited their palaces and were sentenced to exile for challenging the ultimate power of the tsar, as one of her inspirations. Some skeptics accuse Sobchak of being a pawn of Putin bent to undermine opposition candidate Aleksei Navalny; the Kremlin often handpicks a high-profile liberal candidate to run in elections as part of its policy of "managed democracy" wherein Putin attempts to control the entire process. Other skeptics suspect Sobchak's candidacy is mostly about building her brand. Sobchak does not believe she can win against Putin in 2018, but has stated she's in it for the long haul: "Of course I want to be president, I want to win, but I also want to be sincere. In a system created by Putin, it is only possible for Putin to win. I am realistic about who will become the president." Under current Russian law, Putin may not run for President for a third consecutive term in 2024, just as he was barred from running for President in 2008.[19]

Aleksei Nalavany, a lawyer activist who represents the "actual" opposition to Putin, has been banned from running. He is encouraging people to protest by not voting at all in an effort to delegitimize the election.



But gently caress him, Sobchak is our gal:



quote:

Russian presidential candidate Ksenia Sobchak says it appears that Moscow meddled in the U.S. presidential election in 2016, and called any such interference "unacceptable."

Sobchak, who has raised eyebrows by making a lengthy trip to the United States weeks ahead of the March 18 election in Russia, spoke in an interview with CNN that was broadcast on February 8.

"It sounds [like] we really had something to do with it. If that's so, I want to say sorry," Sobchak told CNN's Christiane Amanpour.

"It's unacceptable for any country to meddle into the affairs of another country," she said.

I'll toast to that!




She also hung out with the big guy when they were celebrating jesus




Anyways, I don't know poo poo about Russia or it's elections, I just found out about Sobchak from last night's VICE puff piece and was immediately enchanted. It'd be cool and good and fitting if the US intelligence community did what they could to boost her vanity candidacy like Russia did with our reality tv darling. Fairs fair!



SOBCHAK

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
please do not doxx my wife ty

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
here's a video of her saying russian words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he68RC4f24k


and here's her speaking american words, far better than I've ever heard putin speak them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ok8oKYLMwY&t=14s

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
So the "real" opposition guy is telling anti-Putin voters not to vote? lol

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Frijolero posted:

So the "real" opposition guy is telling anti-Putin voters not to vote? lol

I think the logic is that if people vote for the other candidates, it'll give the appearance that this was a real, normal election, when really the other major candidate was barred from running. So a huge chunk of Russians not voting is pretty much the only way to show that they weren't offered a choice. It'd be like if the Republican had been barred from running and people had to chose between a Dem or Libertarian or Green or any of the other third party nothings. It's clearly rigged, but the results wouldn't reflect that on their face.

But yeah that's stupid. Nalavany or no Nalavany, it was always going to be a historic 99% for Putin with a historic 99% turn-out.

For the record, Sobchak has said that she'd drop if Nalavany was allowed back in.

Trumps Baby Hands has issued a correction as of 07:48 on Feb 10, 2018

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jill Stein 2018

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

russian presidential elections are such an obvious and semi-public charade who's main function is to legitimize putin. not turning out is more of an act of defiance than voting for whatever sockpuppet he selects as his opposite number, since the votes themselves have no real effect on the outcome.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
hmaprince: durrr russians shouldn't vote as an act of defiance

me:

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
wow putin is really good at hand picking terrible controlled opposition candidates, i already have zero sympathy for her

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Capitalism was a mistake

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
"my political inspiration are a bunch of literal #resistance aristocrats, and i think being a lapdog of a compromised system is going to threaten it in anyway"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


"Russia is a country of a free economy with a strong state sector. All large state corporations should be privatized with antitrust restrictions. The state should not control any sectors of the economy, the state's share in enterprises and industries should be limited to breaking up monopolies. Private property should be protected by law, the review of any ownership and nationalization are possible only on a reimbursable basis on the basis of independent market valuations. Reform of tax and regulatory legislation and practices should stimulate the development of private entrepreneurship, small and medium-sized businesses, technological and innovative development of enterprises, education. The list of licensed branches of the economy should be significantly reduced."

lol

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
She's making Putin look like a socialist by comparison lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Frijolero posted:

So the "real" opposition guy is telling anti-Putin voters not to vote? lol

What a strange trick...

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

"Russia is a country of a free economy with a strong state sector. All large state corporations should be privatized with antitrust restrictions. The state should not control any sectors of the economy, the state's share in enterprises and industries should be limited to breaking up monopolies. Private property should be protected by law, the review of any ownership and nationalization are possible only on a reimbursable basis on the basis of independent market valuations. Reform of tax and regulatory legislation and practices should stimulate the development of private entrepreneurship, small and medium-sized businesses, technological and innovative development of enterprises, education. The list of licensed branches of the economy should be significantly reduced."

lol

So, Putin's controlled opposition is a defeatist neoliberal :thunk:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Значит, она Хиллари Клинтон

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhbOgSKF9k

the sobchak fight song

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Don't blame me, I voted for Pavel Grudinin.



Edit:

Also isn't Sobchak the TV Rain reporter? I remember seeing her during one of those gonzo Putin press conferences.

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
sobchak was on the russian reality show dom 2

witness her presidential behavior:

taking care of a robot baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSl3DTp_5X4&t=283s

getting in realty tv fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KGMOZncRMM

she was also cast as eva braun in the russian comedy "Hitler Kaput"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83pBhBfZh8

GoluboiOgon has issued a correction as of 02:00 on Feb 11, 2018

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

GoluboiOgon posted:


she was also cast as eva braun in the russian comedy "Hitler Kaput"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83pBhBfZh8

Finally another lightheaded Hitler themed comedy like Looks Who's Back.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

She should run for US president to keep the incompontent reality TV star win streak going....

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
broke: reality show dom 2 heiress for president

woke: reality show dom 2 porn star for president

nsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRcuNHfXG4
nsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBu0-p6fmfE (in turkish and russian)

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Putin's playing third-dimensional Tetris

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
ksenia sobchak vs unicorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJMChuTlY7E

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Frijolero posted:

Putin's playing third-dimensional Tetris
so he's playing Tetrisphere? Putin has horrible taste in games

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
Kasparov would be cooler, Russia would finally be able to play 4D chess with TRUMP

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kasparov is a quack

Make Russia Soviet Again

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
alex jones denouncing globalist candidate ksenia sobchak [dubbed in russian]:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KusvwUii5E

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

GoluboiOgon posted:

she was also cast as eva braun in the russian comedy "Hitler Kaput"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83pBhBfZh8

extremely pro-fuckin' click, wow

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

extremely pro-fuckin' click, wow

like the only decent part of the movie, the roman salute dance off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObpT9nG3yDE&t=61s

make sure to stay for the bad russian rap

the whole thing is on youtube but it will severely rot your brain

GoluboiOgon has issued a correction as of 06:44 on Feb 11, 2018

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

extremely pro-fuckin' click, wow

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Look Who's Back was pretty much the best Hitler themed comedy in human history.

Especially the dog park scene...

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Look Who's Back is funny as hell until you get to the ending and then you want to wipe out humanity with nuclear hellfire

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HerraS posted:

Look Who's Back is funny as hell until you get to the ending and then you want to wipe out humanity with nuclear hellfire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJt77kaY8EY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9IyXLtf_Bc

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

HerraS posted:

Look Who's Back is funny as hell until you get to the ending and then you want to wipe out humanity with nuclear hellfire

the movie turned out to be right though :hitler:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lawman 0 posted:

the movie turned out to be right though :hitler:

It was hilarious reading interview with the actor on how ordinary germans vented their anger and feelings to him such blaming immigrants for problems.

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo


ksenya sobchak continuing her brilliant strategy of campaigning for russian president from us academia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSjUnbx9Owc

GoluboiOgon has issued a correction as of 01:50 on Feb 17, 2018

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

get that OUT of my face posted:

so he's playing Tetrisphere? Putin has horrible taste in games

if you've paid any attention to these stories of dossiers and kompromat, you would know he is an expert at Wetrix :smugmrgw:

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GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
virgin loser: supports medical marijuana
chad future president: stopped in airport for possessing "medicinal" cocaine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmBviFW_Ns4

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