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Not for a bad reason, I mean, but like maybe the baby is on fire and you only have a second to punt him into a river? Or maybe the time cops are about to rescue future Superhitler and you only have a second to punt him into a river? There are a lot of ways this could go down, but basically you need to kick this baby. What kind of yardage could you expect, realistically?
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A meter max
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Feb 10, 2018 08:33
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babies are mostly liquid and I think their body would absorb a lot of the initial impact and prevent it from transferring kinetically. like how far could you punt a water balloon? after a certain amount of force it would just pop
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Feb 10, 2018 08:35
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I could spiral throw a baby 40 meters easy
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Feb 10, 2018 08:39
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For maximum distance of launching a baby surely the best technique would be winding up and hurling it like a discus.
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Feb 10, 2018 08:50
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OP, may you be kicked to death by a gang of rogue babies.
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Feb 10, 2018 08:52
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As short as possible, so I could kick it again and again.
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Feb 10, 2018 08:53
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Does it have to be a river, or can I punt the baby into a creek or a pond, for example?
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Feb 10, 2018 08:57
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I wish someone had kicked me right in the face and killed me dead when I was a stupid baby 
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Feb 10, 2018 08:59
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69 yards
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Feb 10, 2018 08:59
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Feb 10, 2018 09:01
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my record is only 5 feet but I think I could make 7 with a more horizontal kick
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Feb 10, 2018 09:02
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don’t kick the goddamn baby https://youtu.be/cWQO3BChV1w
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Feb 10, 2018 09:05
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how big of a baby?
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Feb 10, 2018 10:08
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The real trick isn't getting a great kick, but concentrating while the parents scream from the sidelines.
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Feb 10, 2018 10:08
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I think I could kick a baby further with a run-up kick rather than the traditional standing drop-the-baby-and-punt style
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Feb 10, 2018 10:36
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Cubone posted:babies are mostly liquid and I think their body would absorb a lot of the initial impact and prevent it from transferring kinetically. like how far could you punt a water balloon? after a certain amount of force it would just pop It counts as long as 51% of the baby impacts the goal
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Feb 10, 2018 22:46
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Whenever I try to punt a football it goes straight up and then comes down onto my face so probably that
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Feb 10, 2018 22:49
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Cubone posted:babies are mostly liquid and I think their body would absorb a lot of the initial impact and prevent it from transferring kinetically. like how far could you punt a water balloon? after a certain amount of force it would just pop Other problems with punting with a baby it that it has a lot of weird angles. It will move kind of erratically. Also the head is really big compared to the rest of the body, so that will make it wobble, or worse the center of gravity will in the head and the rest of body will spin around.
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Feb 10, 2018 22:51
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Cubone posted:babies are mostly liquid and I think their body would absorb a lot of the initial impact and prevent it from transferring kinetically. like how far could you punt a water balloon? after a certain amount of force it would just pop I was thinking the same. Rather than punting it I would probably just heave it like a football.
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Feb 10, 2018 22:52
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hopefully you could punt it all the way to 4chan and follow it there
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gary oldmans diary posted:hopefully you could punt it all the way to 4chan and follow it there 
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Feb 10, 2018 23:20
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I'm notoriously bad at all forms of estimations so... 40 meters?
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Feb 10, 2018 23:35
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Whos baby is it and what race
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Feb 10, 2018 23:39
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I would destroy that baby, Fist of the North Star style, leaving behind dust and a onesie
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Feb 10, 2018 23:41
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babies are heavy, your pathetic nerd knee or ankle would explode if you tried. 1m max
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Feb 10, 2018 23:49
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WatermelonGun posted:I would destroy that baby, Fist of the North Star style, leaving behind dust and a onesie "You're already aborted."
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Feb 10, 2018 23:49
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Infinitely far, unless it's exerted upon by an outside force.
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Feb 10, 2018 23:50
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idiots
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Node posted:As short as possible, so I could kick it again and again. I was gonna say as far as it took to get to the next baby in the relay but your commitment is inspiring.
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Feb 10, 2018 23:52
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realbez posted:babies are heavy, your pathetic nerd knee or ankle would explode if you tried. 1m max
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Feb 10, 2018 23:59
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1redflag posted:"You're already aborted." 
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Feb 11, 2018 00:01
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It depends on the density of the baby. If it was swole and had a more firm consistency, probably decently far. If it was fat and soft, probably not far. Please give more information about the physical properties of this baby I am punting.
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Feb 11, 2018 00:02
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Costco has nice long wide aisles and they carry boots, tape measures and full packer briskets in a variety of weights you’re welcome.
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Feb 11, 2018 00:05
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I know you football types like your action with drawings so here I made one
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Feb 11, 2018 00:08
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Millions of Crows posted:For maximum distance of launching a baby surely the best technique would be winding up and hurling it like a discus. hammer throw
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Feb 11, 2018 00:18
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A good leg grip'n toss seems a better distance- maker
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Feb 11, 2018 00:22
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We talking a controlled "laces out" situation or are we talking self defense? If the latter, you want as much distance between you and the baby, so screaming "FIVE SECOND RULE" would be key to distracting and confuse observers while you break contact with your baby attacker.
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Feb 11, 2018 00:33
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About as far as I can punt a real football, probably. Which is to say, negative one yards if the wind is favorable. And I'll probably pull something and dislocate something else and probably rupture my spleen.
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10 yards or more if the long snapper and holder are on point
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