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I deleted my character cause I realized that I was doing bad things (like buying in Paleto Bay). Getting a free apt in Alta cause I kept the level was a nice surprise. In as BoldestofBold. It's really a different experience playing with goons
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So Rockstar is making GTA5 their Skyrim?
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Dannywilson posted:Doing a Magic Schoolbus Field Trip tonight was one of the best times I've had in a grip, thanks y'all. Stealing the pubbie's Insurgent and then using it to chase and murk 'im relentlessly was a v nice start to the proceedings
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Up to 175k any more than that you get 2 vehicles
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Mods plz rename thread to Goon Theft Panto tia
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Fwoderwick posted:Entirely luck of the draw. If you got two dune buggies or two of the 5 drop insurgents it'd be a struggle to do two on your own. You lose like 7k per vehicle spawned, in my experience. And like VectorSigma mentioned, you're best off upgrading your bunker first, then buying 75k of supplies and selling those whem the supplies run out. It's one vehicle deliveries, and either 140k or 210k sale if you're taking the longer route. There is also a High Demand bonus if you sell in a populated session (1% per player not in your org/mc). Also, those gifs 
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You need to upgrade everything but security in the bunker so you can get the 140k in stock from 75k in purchase of supplies
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You have to be level 21 I think to go visit Lester at his house and that enables getting him to call off the fuzz
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Nov 2, 2020 19:54
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Chiliad bowling on Go Karts when?
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Does the festive clothing go away once december ends? Im down to rock some ugly sweaters all year long
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Inspector Hound posted:I mean I crash planes into people sometimes, I'm not entirely joyless and uncreative If you are driving around in the armored Kuruma, you are restricted to pistols only, since the plates around the windows 'prevent' you from throwing bombs around. I've found the nightshark to be a good griefing tool as well. Sure you only get some lovely front mounted machine guns, but fully upgraded it takes 27 missile hits to explode, so you can just grind people into paste while they call you a modder cause your car did not blow up with their missile 
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Yep, just join the discord, playing with goons >>>>>>>>>> playing with pubbies
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Boo hiss r*
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Well there was a goon who spent a good 20 min in loading screen hell when connecting to online. No SSD will fix that
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Last week was the only time it's been acceptable to scope the tequila if you're doing cayo heist solo. I usually take the reroll if that's what shows up
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Floppychop posted:Wait, you can reroll? I've been getting pretty much nothing but the tequila. Like Fart.Bleed.Repeat said, there's no quick way but it can be done. As soon as you scope something undesirable, session hop, get out of the Kosatka if that is your spawning point, call Pavel and cancel the heist. Then go back in and start Cayo again.
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BitBasher posted:Can't afford them after buying the heli and sub, down to 100k. I'll put it on the list though! You can also park your kosatka on top of the merryweather sub so escaping is just a matter of swimming up. No helis spawn this way too
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Open a ticket with R*, that sonar has been free for people who linked amazon since the kosatka went live, should get your money back for it
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Entry drainage tunnel and exit main dock will guarantee you elite challenge rewards, can be done in about 10 minutes. Can even go up to airstrip with a boat from the main dock if you don't have a filled bag and still beat the timer.
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I go with the military rifle weapon loadout cause it comes with sticky bombs and those help deal with the guards standing in pairs in several spots of the compound and island (R* logic: kill by explosion is still stealth kill). For the rest, just gotta lead them a bit to kill moving guards, hth
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coupedeville posted:Yes, as of today there is still a bug that explosions do not alert the guards inside el rubio's compound I think at this point it's more of a feature nd R* better not fix it, as Kormak said, it's hilarious.
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Remy Marathe posted:I have the problem THF13 describes, I burn through like all 8 body armor sometimes getting shot clearing doorways, though like them I just recently discovered first person view helps a lot there. Just fire grenades or rpgs to the areas you know have NPCs in areas where they will blast you first . Worst that can happen is that the blast wave clips you in the meantime El Padrino fucked around with this message at 09:49 on May 5, 2021 |
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Gamepad for driving/flying, M+KB for clicking heads
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Floppychop posted:I'm a bad gamer, I prefer most shooters with a controller. I find that combination to be optimal for GTA but that does not mean you should use it too, or that you're a bad gamer if you don't. You do you goon friend, and play the game however it makes ou happy (except if you power trip with mod menus, cause then you are unequivocally, a bad player)
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Can the mean kosatka-havers hop on their sparrows and fire barrages of missiles into the Diamond parking lot?
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Remy Marathe posted:-Jump to a cutscene of my character climbing out of the kosatka hatch then appearing on the beach because...??? Because R*
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Likewise, y'all are welcome to hop in the hot tub aboard Son of Unsinkable II if they see it on the waters of Vespucci Beach 
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The way some people drive their flying bikes (into poles, other vehicles and missiles) think this amounts to the same experience
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Jul 1, 2021 00:32
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Some folks' brainworms have a dragon's hoarding mentality, so the only way they can be satisfied is by seeing the cash counter go up. Sparing a dollar for expenses makes the green number go down and that's not acceptable.
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Remy Marathe posted:Well-phrased to imply that we all have GTAO brainworms, it's just different kinds of brainworms preying upon us. Some people collect money, others grind levels, others keep meticulously maintained garages, and yet others sustain their brainworms by mining salt from pubbie tears. Especially by blowing up sale vehicles.
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Both have weapons, both can be stored in tbe Kosatka, the only difference is that the Toreador has room for 4 and has a boost. Get the Toreador
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I vaguely remember GTA2 having Wasted! pop whenever you got murked, along with a voice clip. The font might've been different though
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Tristesse posted:Anyone on PC wanna team up with an idiot that normally never does heists and has only done Fleeca ages ago? Like Chimi already said, join the discord! Playing GTAO with goons is the only way to play!
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Pope Corky the IX posted:How do you get them to spawn at all? At one point I happened to be near one that was ringing next to an Ammunation but it stopped by the time I got close to it. And that was only the once. You can also call Franklin, I believe
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The bug i encountered there was that I was able to call Lester to get the cops off my nuts... except for two police cruisers that kept ramming my car, which earned me two stars. Used bribe CEO power and same thing happened.
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R* should grab anybody with a KD ratio over 5 I guess? And lump them together. Bam no more dumbshit modders in the session. Until they crack a new epic game store free copy to continue making GBS threads over folks 
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Wowporn posted:Cool I will probly be a fly on the wall in these Join in goonbro, and DON'T sleep in on Goon Nights, some of the most fun in GTA with 0 pubbies (unless some manage to join in the session)
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He stopped wearing yee-yee rear end flip flops and got a win
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