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Maldoror posted:then feed wellness core jeez
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Feb 11, 2018 18:11
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Feed your cat pickled eggs
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Feb 11, 2018 18:30
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Very beautiful cat, I can't believe such a rancid smell would come out of this creature's bhole.
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Feb 11, 2018 18:37
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yeah op prob farted and blamed the cat, which is hosed up and true
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Feb 11, 2018 18:56
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For sale: farting cat, never loved.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:16
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Soup du Journey posted:you deserve the farts for not making your own cat food. guess what idiot, I have tried that and she won't eat it only eats trader joes tuna for cats
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Feb 11, 2018 19:41
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:why not just buy regular tuna? you know they putting weird stuff when they emphasize not for humans she wont eat regular people tuna, only Trader Joes Tuna for Cats
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Feb 11, 2018 19:42
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I've literally given her poached lobster tails before and she refused them
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Feb 11, 2018 19:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:For sale: farting cat, never loved. 
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Feb 11, 2018 19:42
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I won't sell my cat for farting, I fart almost all the time, and am farting as I type this
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Feb 11, 2018 20:08
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That's the look of a cat who just cropdusted.
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Feb 11, 2018 21:12
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Maldoror posted:then feed wellness core jeez my cats love this poo poo. expensive though
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Feb 11, 2018 21:13
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My Office
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Feb 11, 2018 21:29
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JakeP posted:guess what idiot, I have tried that and she won't eat it hey moron im not ur idiot!! try harder. mix tuna in there and they'll gobble that poo poo up. just make sure to use chunk light and not chunk white. chunk white is albacore and has way more mercury than chunk light.
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Feb 11, 2018 21:35
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i never knew that cats were capable of being so disgusting until recently
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Feb 11, 2018 21:36
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take down this revenge porn
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Feb 11, 2018 21:38
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Giving them food they haven't eaten before can give them some wicked diarrhea. Several years back I tried switching my cats to a different brand, but stopped as soon as one painted the walls in the room that I kept the litter pan in. Unfortunately, switching back to the original brand did not fix the issue and I took both other cats into the vet, since they were more likely to have health problems, before the last cat wandered into my office, made a horror-filled meow, then started fountaining diarrhea out of his rear end onto the wall in there. At least the vet's office had recently gotten some samples of metoclopramide that was liver flavored. It still apparently tasted awful, but it was less of a struggle to get him to take it than the regular pill. Metoclopramide tastes awful, in case anyone reading has never had to take it.
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Feb 11, 2018 21:55
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I had to give one of my cats away because the other cats were bullying her so she stopped using the litter box and just pissed in the kitchen, but she never farted
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Feb 11, 2018 22:42
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Soup du Journey posted:hey moron im not ur idiot!! Im going to bust open a new can of Trader Joes Tuna for cats and feed the whole thing to her just to spite you
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Feb 11, 2018 23:24
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JakeP posted:Im going to bust open a new can of Trader Joes Tuna for cats and feed the whole thing to her just to spite you 
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Feb 11, 2018 23:27
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sardines ?
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Feb 11, 2018 23:37
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Smythe posted:sardines ? I've tried, she won't eat them, but she will lick up the oil. I gave her more TJ's Tuna for Cats and she is digesting now on one of her perches. I imagine that in an hour or so she will prolly start farting again but who can say 
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Feb 11, 2018 23:39
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the other cat will just eat whatever and doesn't fart I dont think but I can't say that with 100% certainty
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Feb 11, 2018 23:41
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RocktheCaulk posted:Lol just feed your cat normal rear end car food you stupid MAGA Chud What does this post even mean? Do you want me to give my cat gasoline or oil or seomthing? What is a MAGA Chud???
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Feb 12, 2018 00:18
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JakeP posted:What does this post even mean? Do you want me to give my cat gasoline or oil or seomthing? In the year 20XX Dr Light has made a robot, MAGAChud
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Feb 12, 2018 00:19
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JakeP posted:I've tried, she won't eat them, but she will lick up the oil. I gave her more TJ's Tuna for Cats and she is digesting now on one of her perches. I imagine that in an hour or so she will prolly start farting again but who can say nice perch & nice cat. love this pic
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Feb 12, 2018 00:27
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I'm going to give that cat a solid B+ points off for rancid farting, but still a high quality cat
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Feb 12, 2018 00:32
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JakeP posted:Im going to bust open a new can of Trader Joes Tuna for cats and feed the whole thing to her just to spite you well im gonna fuckin fart then you rear end in a top hat
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Feb 12, 2018 00:45
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like a cigarette should posted:I'm going to give that cat a solid B+ The rancid farting should add points for home defense.
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Feb 12, 2018 00:47
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she hasn't moved from her perch since laying down to take a nap, no farts that I can sense
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Feb 12, 2018 01:37
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shut up!
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Feb 12, 2018 01:38
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gently caress the OP and his stupid cat imo
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Feb 12, 2018 01:39
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:shut up! Hey Nef, whats shakin? Havn't seen you around the ol mundo for a minute, hope all is well
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Feb 12, 2018 02:07
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Beefed or queefed, op
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Feb 12, 2018 02:20
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cat farts dont make sounds, they make smells
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Feb 12, 2018 02:24
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Mammal Sauce posted:Beefed or queefed, op i hope it was not a queef or else my cat prolly has a really bad UTI and is dying  (
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Feb 12, 2018 02:33
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JakeP posted:the other cat will just eat whatever and doesn't fart I dont think but I can't say that with 100% certainty Use a blacklight on its cat bed, we need to identify the source
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-jessica-michaelson/im-glad-my-son-ate-cat-poop_b_5544506.html I’m Glad My Son Ate Cat Poop Yesterday, I met up with an amazing friend and her spunky daughter at a local tot lot so our kids could run and crawl around while we could sit and catch up. They did. We did. Then it was lunch time. My two boys and her girl gathered around us at the benches for finger foods and continued playing in between bites. My youngest, a few days shy of 1 year old, has a healthy appetite and stayed right by my side as I handed off bites of quesadilla, strawberry and banana. I popped a slice of banana in his mouth and he crawled away to check out a plastic excavator. I ate a bite of strawberry myself, then looked back up at my sweet baby boy. He was still chewing. Usually, a banana bite is down the hatch in no more than three chews. “Are you still eating that banana, baby?” I get up, walk two feet, crouch down and check his mouth. Has the banana been dropped in sand and reinserted, because it sure is brown. And then, the stench hit me... “He’s eating poop!” The remainder of the turd — or the part that had drooled out of his mouth as he savored his current mouthful — was next to him, and undeniably, it was poop. Bird? No, cat! And a mouth FULL. And a smile, and CHEWING. My friend and a mom we had been talking to registered what I had just said: “He’s eating it?!?!” And then the kids register what I’ve said. 3-year-old stops in his tracks, “He’s eating poop?!?!” And then the laughter. At this point, the laughter is the backtrack to my shoving wet-wipes into baby’s mouth. He’s smiling because he loves when his big brother laughs, but he’s clearly a bit annoyed that I’ve extracted his snack. “He ate poop?!?!??!” That’s me, incredulous. It takes many wipe-swipes before they come out poop-free. By this point, I’m laughing, too. And a little high on adrenaline from the nice combination of crisis management and lack of true imminent danger. Next thought: There is a lack of imminent danger, right? Then I call the doctor. I get an advice nurse who can’t find “Ate Cat Feces” in her problem list database. She asks, “What brand was it?” I’m silent. As a psychologist, I’m used to not answering questions and letting the asker figure it out. It takes a few seconds. “Oh, cat POOP. There is no brand.” She puts me on hold while she calls her supervisor. “She wants to know what brand it was?” Again, I allow the silence to answer. “Um, maybe call Poison Control? I can do it for you.” No, no. I can call Poison Control. “Poison Control, how can I help you?” “My kid ate a mouthful of fresh cat poop.” “That’s not our department, you’re supposed to call Infectious Disease Control.” “Oh.” “But, if the cat had worms, the child might get worms. Look out for him scratching his behind or worms in his poops.” OK, not imminent threat. And another thing that will crack my preschooler up — worms in poop. Now that I had reassurance that the likely downside would be relatively benign, I was free to laugh and enjoy the situation. While I will feel terrible for the little guy if he has to suffer the discomfort of pin-worms and I will bring him right into the pediatrician’s office to get immediate medical care (I promise!), for now, we can all enjoy the event. The baby liked eating the poop. The big boy liked being able to say “poop” as much as he wanted. And he’s excited to go back to school and tell all his friends, “but only when we’re in the bathroom, cuz that’s bathroom words.” So rule-abiding. I liked the thrill of emergency intervention without the terror that comes from true danger. I love that I’m not freaked out. I don’t feel like a bad mom. I don’t feel like I should have supervised him more or kept him from putting crap in his mouth — because I didn’t expect the crap would actually be crap. So, this time it was actual crap. As one mom pointed out, “the sand is covered with cat poop, so they’re all getting it in their mouths all the time.” Don’t fool yourselves, people. Even if (knock on wood) the baby gets sick from this, it will not take away the pleasure we derived from the moment, so I’ll let myself acknowledge it and welcome it. Joy isn’t always easy to come by, so I’ll take it where I can get it.
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death to america
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