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 Get ready for an exciting Frolf game. Let's play Frolf friends. |
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Throw driver up into cloud 
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Feb 12, 2018 04:05
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>get frog |
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Feb 12, 2018 04:05
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We need to set up our player before we begin Uh, we have 10 points total
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Feb 12, 2018 04:08
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We will also need to choose a disc set There's a long range disk, a medium range disc, and a short range disc in each set. We can mix and match sets but can only take one of each size. |
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Feb 12, 2018 04:14
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vanisher posted:We need to set up our player before we begin 8 0 0 8 teehee |
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Feb 12, 2018 04:29
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vanisher posted:We need to set up our player before we begin 2 2 2 4 Gumption is clearly twice as important as the others. 
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Feb 12, 2018 04:36
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vanisher posted:We will also need to choose a disc set Short range disk - control Medium range disk - spin long range disk - power |
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Feb 12, 2018 04:53
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Alright, we step up to hole 1 Here's the layout and our stats   
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Feb 12, 2018 05:51
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> Make a run for it. You're trapped in a simulation and all you know is fake.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:58
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Tiberius Thyben posted:> Make a run for it. You're trapped in a simulation and all you know is fake. We close our eyes to focus and try to determine if we are in a simulation   Nothing happened. A small squirrel runs into the fairway |
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Feb 12, 2018 06:02
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investigate squirrel
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Feb 12, 2018 06:16
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From the tee, we focus on the squirrel to investigate
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Feb 12, 2018 06:31
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Ask the squirrel why it is so angry and if there's anything we can do to help |
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Feb 12, 2018 06:35
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apply exactly .6 gumption points at a 42° angle however I am having a certain realism problem with this frolf sim, which is the lack of a torque stat in this case I am willing to accept a 1.0 nominal torque, but for trickier holes that will clearly be unacceptable
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Feb 12, 2018 08:30
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Frisbee the squirrel. Frolf it. I don't know, whatever the verb is for throwing the disc. |
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Feb 12, 2018 10:24
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> Store the squirrel for later use. |
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Feb 12, 2018 12:32
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> Flip the bird back at the squirrel For all we know this is its people's way of greeting, and we should reciprocate. ---------------- |
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Feb 12, 2018 13:57
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> Realize that despite your best efforts, you were never that good at Frolf. You have been frolfing for 25 years now, and where has it got you? You don;t even like frolfing. Pass on your knowledge to the squirrel, that he may avoid the mistakes you made.
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Feb 12, 2018 15:33
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>eat squirrel whole to absorb gumption |
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Feb 12, 2018 16:30
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somalian pirate posted:> Store the squirrel for later use. |
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Feb 12, 2018 16:42
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> ask the squirrel if it wants to get drunk and play some motherfuckING FROLF! |
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Feb 12, 2018 18:02
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Manifisto posted:apply exactly .6 gumption points at a 42° angle Lizard Wizard posted:Frisbee the squirrel. Frolf it. I don't know, whatever the verb is for throwing the disc. Using our power driver (long range) we try and apply normal torque.  We miss. somalian pirate posted:> Store the squirrel for later use.  We add the squirrel to our inventory |
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Feb 12, 2018 18:27
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vanisher posted:
lol |
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Feb 12, 2018 18:44
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take the squirrel back out of our inventory
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Feb 12, 2018 18:51
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> cast enlarge squirrel
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Feb 12, 2018 18:52
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Throw driver at cloud
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Feb 12, 2018 18:53
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combine disc with squirrel |
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Feb 12, 2018 18:57
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Lizard Wizard posted:combine disc with squirrel |
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Feb 12, 2018 19:02
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Lizard Wizard posted:combine disc with squirrel |
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Feb 12, 2018 19:20
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We're close enough to the hole for a kill shot, Pour all your gumption and strength into the next throw. Destroy the hole.
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Feb 12, 2018 20:06
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 Our largest disc seems to be the best choice. The squirrel naturally grabs the disc in fear when placed on top. |
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Feb 12, 2018 20:40
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Tiberius Thyben posted:> Realize that despite your best efforts, you were never that good at Frolf. You have been frolfing for 25 years now, and where has it got you? You don;t even like frolfing. Pass on your knowledge to the squirrel, that he may avoid the mistakes you made. We discuss the many challenges of Frolf, but the squirrel does not understand us or have self awareness to implement our suggestions. albany academy posted:> ask the squirrel if it wants to get drunk and play some motherfuckING FROLF! The squirrel grabs the disc tighter in fear. |
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Feb 12, 2018 20:51
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vanisher posted:Using our power driver (long range) we try and apply normal torque. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I knew we needed a biased torque here, this goddamn frolf sim is worthless vanisher posted:
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Feb 12, 2018 22:22
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> with extreme gumption, fling the disc into the horizon. goodnight, sweet prince |
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Feb 12, 2018 22:26
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> be squirrel |
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Feb 12, 2018 23:27
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vanisher posted:
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Feb 13, 2018 00:19
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Koishi Komeiji posted:We're close enough to the hole for a kill shot, Pour all your gumption and strength into the next throw. Destroy the hole. 
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Feb 13, 2018 05:26
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squirrel is clearly a frolf guru. we should consult him/her about our approach to hole 2, as one would consult a trusted caddy.
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