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vanisher



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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
make the squirrel keep score

Manifisto


if nobody is watching, attach a firecracker to our frisb--excuse me, our flying disc, to give it oomph


ty nesamdoom!

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Manifisto posted:

if nobody is watching, attach a firecracker to our frisb--excuse me, our flying disc, to give it oomph

i think we should take the squirrel off first but don't feel strongly about it

Scaly Haylie

check on squirrel

Piso Mojado

let the squirrel go free and follow him to his acorns


Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
Put the disk with the squirrel in the river and let it ride into the sunset.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

wearing a lampshade

> tell the squirrel you foresee a shining career as a frolfcaddy before it, toss it a half eaten cracker and your frolfbag and say gently caress it, let's hook this frolfdisc into that flippin frolfhole, now watch this frolftoss

vanisher

So we're getting some inventory requests that aren't possible. Here's our inventory:



We have:
Scorecard & Pencil
Medkit (small)
Lunch
Squirrel
Frolf Bag (contains frolf discs and water bottle)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

take the moon

by sebmojo
feed the squirrel lunch

alnilam

I'm glad the squirrel seems happy now :)

alnilam

Tell the squirrel it's nice and give it part of lunch

Manifisto


using the pencil and some first aid and or lunch supplies, create a valentine for the squirrel

"I'm NUTS about you, frolfie"

or that type of thing


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

spectres of autism posted:

feed the squirrel lunch

alnilam posted:

Tell the squirrel it's nice and give it part of lunch

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
Hmm that was a pretty big part of lunch, we better hurry this game up or send the squirrel out to find more food.

vanisher

HUSKY DILF posted:

make the squirrel keep score

We will attempt to teach the squirrel the rules of frolf and how to keep score. He seems happier after eating.

Manifisto posted:

using the pencil and some first aid and or lunch supplies, create a valentine for the squirrel

"I'm NUTS about you, frolfie"

or that type of thing

We want to make sure we dont overdo it before valentines day so we don't appear clingy.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Feb 13, 2018

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
"frolf" sounds like a dota character


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
lol


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

vanisher



The squirrel flips over the scorecard and draws a shape on it.

Follow squirrels caddy advice? [Y/N]

vanisher fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Feb 13, 2018

Robot Made of Meat

y


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

y

wearing a lampshade

Y

Koishi Komeiji



I don't trust the squirrel, do the opposite of what he says.

Scaly Haylie

Do as the squirrel says and look up.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Collect vood

Manifisto


y, what's the worst that could happen?


ty nesamdoom!

Scaly Haylie

Manifisto posted:

y, what's the worst that could happen?

save

Matoi Ryuko


>slice it

Scaly Haylie


agreed slice the squirrel

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Splice it

Scaly Haylie

Spice it

take the moon

by sebmojo
trust the squirrel we just fed him he has no reason to mess with us

vanisher

vanisher

Our disc hit a tree. We move to take our second throw, a small bunny appears in the flower field ahead of us.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Feb 14, 2018

Papa Was A Video Toaster





>berate caddy


Scaly Haylie

>examine tree

vanisher

Hold on we are getting updated caddy advice

Papa Was A Video Toaster





>frolf the squirrel

vanisher

TVsVeryOwn posted:

>berate caddy

We tell our caddie that we're not very happy with the outcome of his advice. The tree looks like a normal tree.

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Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


>Tell Caddy we still appreciate his help, and that we're all learning. We're sorry for lashing out at him, as it was our fault, too.

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