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Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos

Scroon posted:

Maybe what's been holding us back all this time... is ourselves.

Cast Sense Enemy on self

Friend... keep up...

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vanisher

We throw, following our caddies advice.



:frogsiren: THE BOSS APPEARS??

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos

vanisher posted:

We throw, following our caddies advice.



:frogsiren: THE BOSS APPEARS??



Oh, gently caress, you flirted with that doe earlier, this is not good, I REPEAT, NOT GOOD!

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alnilam

ask boss what's shake-a-lakin

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Impress him with our gumption-filled dance moves, distracting him long enough for squirrel Jones to get a touchdown.

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

We throw, following our caddies advice.



:frogsiren: THE BOSS APPEARS??



oh crap it's the boss!

quick, distract him with a souped-up chevy or a symbol of the unattainable american dream


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

The stag is picking up our disc...!



HE EXECUTED A FLAWLESS HAMMER THROW :frogsiren:

Darkman Fanpage
>cast magc missile (throw the squirrel) at the stag

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
Oh, it's loving on, manderfucker!

Signal to squirrel caddy to throw the boomerang so it hits the stag.

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>collect vood

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

WAIT stop the presses! Ask the doe what to do!

Manifisto


Darkman Fanpage posted:

>cast magc missile (throw the squirrel) at the stag

this, but I think we need a two-disc solution. an initial toss to distract the boss (which can be manned by our faithful caddy) followed up by our real throw towards the hole, assisted by bucketloads of gumption


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

Darkman Fanpage posted:

>cast magc missile (throw the squirrel) at the stag



Our caddy isn't too happy about the plan, but we throw him anyway.



Just as the boomerang was going to flip around to come back to us, squirrel grabbed the stag's antlers! The boomerang falls from his grasp.



Stag is enraged :frogsiren:

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

YOU FOOLS
ASK THE DOE

alnilam

Munchables posted:

YOU FOOLS
ASK THE DOE

vanisher

Munchables posted:

YOU FOOLS
ASK THE DOE

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
So it's come to this.

> Throw carrot at stag.

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Shoot him and eat his venison

vanisher

We look for a carrot to throw...

STAG USES A HIGH LEVEL THROW AGAINST US!



We duck, just in time.

The boomerang whips around and hits the stag, defeating him.

Scroon

What's our loot drop from this boss

Alternately: Harvest antlers

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
That boss had chops. Ask defeated stag if he would like to join the party for a fun day of frolf

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I would like the antlers to bring home to my dogge for her to chew.


Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Drink the marrow from his bonns.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

His bonns

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Bones

take the moon

by sebmojo

Scroon posted:

What's our loot drop from this boss

Alternately: Harvest antlers

use to upgrade boomerang

vanisher

Our caddy leveled up again!





We quickly finish up so we can check the boss for valuable loot.



vanisher

vanisher

We inspect the defeated stag...



There appears to be no loot... Stag is recovering. Squirrel doesn't believe Stag is an enemy. The deer comes over to check him out. It appears he will be okay, he just needs to rest and recover.

Murder stag to retrieve Antlers? [Y/N]

vanisher fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Feb 18, 2018

Papa Was A Video Toaster





This is a major decision
>Ask our caddy

Scaly Haylie

Y

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

N, keep him alive during

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
Now it's time to ask the doe.

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vanisher

TVsVeryOwn posted:

This is a major decision
>Ask our caddy

We look at the injured stag, then back to our caddy... he appears to feel sorry for him.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

vanisher posted:

We look at the injured stag, then back to our caddy... he appears to feel sorry for him.



Good thing he shot first

vanisher

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Now it's time to ask the doe.



The doe... points at the cave?

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

>kill the cave

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
> Approach cave carefully

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vanisher

Munchables posted:

>kill the cave

Absurd Alhazred posted:

> Approach cave carefully



Our friends won't follow us, we must travel alone

Enter cave? [Y/N]

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Y

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