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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Annie at the begining is just at some gas station checking out some dogs dick, and then gets a ride from some bumpkin to like halfway where she wants to go "camp crystal lake". How did she get to the gas station in the first place? Why didn't she drive? How did she end up at that gas station and have no idea where she was going? What an idiot.

Then the dude tries to warn her and she calls him a bitch who is afraid of ghosts and mocks him like a rear end in a top hat.

Anyway its like why the hell did she not know where she was going, and how did she get to the gas station in the first place? This movie loving sucks dick.

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Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014


Itís a movie.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008



Jason loving fucks people up in the movie. Like he loving kills people

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Maybe you could buy some brown paper bags and then wear the bags on your head and hide your face and then people will ask 'why are you wearing that bag on your head, bag-head?!' and you will have to tell them it's because you have an ugly face!! What THEN buddy!!

Ramrod XTreme

It's a fictional story that they paid people to act out while filming them, op.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Dolphin posted:

Jason loving fucks people up in the movie. Like he loving kills people

Actually his mother Pamela does lol have you never seen it before???

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



Dolphin posted:

Jason loving fucks people up in the movie. Like he loving kills people

No he doesnít

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Also why is the gas station a diner???

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017
NRA shill who thinks homeless people would love to live in migrant border camps. Help me realize I am a bigoted piece of shit.


Dolphin posted:

Jason loving fucks people up in the movie. Like he loving kills people

He also kills loving people IIRC.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

Also why is the gas station a diner???

To give people something to do while the attendant goes out and pumps the gas because F13 takes place in a state where self service gas is banned.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

she should have went to a wawa haha stupid idiot

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Hasselblad posted:

He also kills loving people IIRC.

Not in the first one

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Pretty sure he scored a wicked stealth takedown at the end of the credits or something

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

I AM HUMOURLESS AND ON THE WRONG FORUM


All of these questions and more are answered in the directors extended cut: "Saturday the 14th"

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

I'll pay fair market value to suck your dick

I Still Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th

redm
Feb 20, 2016

M


Sugartime Jones

I've only watched the last 30 seconds of the first movie on YouTube so I have no idea

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


All you gotta do to kill Jason is appeal to his sense of reason

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

I'll pay fair market value to suck your dick

Just dress as his mom and tell him you don't want him to kill any more

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


You really only need the sweater because she wore it literally every day of her life

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Not a single golden fleece in that movie

What a rip

Bortus
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord

Dolphin posted:

Jason loving fucks people up in the movie. Like he loving kills people

Check out this loving piece of poo poo fellas. Talk about a self own

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


Everyone was on coke in the 80s

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

i don't like to watch horror movies because they are scary op

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.


Offensive Clock

looking forward to the rest of this, the latest gbs thread about someone's opinion about a movie. riveting stuff, op.

Bortus
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord

Damo posted:

looking forward to the rest of this, the latest gbs thread about someone's opinion about a movie. riveting stuff, op.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006



Soiled Meat

really was sad there wasn't a freddy and jason sex scene

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

Humanoid Typhoon

Nonviolent J posted:

really was sad there wasn't a freddy and jason sex scene

Who would be the top?

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

DaStampede posted:

Who would be the top?

Michael myers

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

communist kangaroo posted:

i don't like to watch horror movies because they are scary op

its more of a slasher flick really

theres no like jump scares or anything psychologically spooky, its just kids hangin out and then they die

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



That was my birthday.

I'm dead now however

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Judy Judy Judy Judy rockin' everywhere.

Dolphin posted:

Jason loving fucks people up in the movie. Like he loving kills people

he doesn't do poo poo until the end of the first film where he reveals himself in dream world. then he gets busy in the 2nd film

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Freddy is exactly the type of guy who'd use rohypnol

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Wrong thread

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy


I prefer for my threads to be an open forum so please feel free to discuss anything you would like friend

Bortus
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord

JakeP posted:

I prefer for my threads to be an open forum so please feel free to discuss anything you would like friend

I was gonna make a thread titled ďsex: overrated?Ē But Iím just gonna hijack yours, friendo. Anyway, I think itís overrated and there are more worthwhile ventures one can pursue

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003



Lipstick Apathy

Kuato posted:

I was gonna make a thread titled ďsex: overrated?Ē But Iím just gonna hijack yours, friendo. Anyway, I think itís overrated and there are more worthwhile ventures one can pursue

yeah, its pretty cool, but i mean its like, so is playing a round of League of Legends with your bros

Bortus
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord

JakeP posted:

yeah, its pretty cool, but i mean its like, so is playing a round of League of Legends with your bros

Iím trying to unlock diamond camos on sniper guns in call of duty wwII. Was getting a bj in my room in Vegas and was thinking the whole time ďthis is ok, but Iíd really rather be playing call of dutyĒ

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


New York citys sewers are flooded with toxic waste every midnight.

It's from one of the movies.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Sid Vicious posted:

I Still Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th

Scream.

But, you know, it's Friday the 13th or something

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.


Offensive Clock

the only way this thread may, may just survive past this day op... is if you try to pivot it into the gbs horror movie thread

just a bit of advice if you want to keep your otherwise terrible thread alive

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

Pretty sure he scored a wicked stealth takedown at the end of the credits or something

nah that was a hallucination of the lone survivor

He kills her for reals at the start of part 2

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