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Kak
Sep 27, 2002



Part 6 is the best one but Kane Hodder is the best Jason

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

doesn't some random dude like decide to messily devour jason's heart in one movie so he turns into jason or something

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

"Oops" --Lowtax

Gary’s Answer

I'll probably get poo poo for this but the most recent one was excellent. It wasn't a remake, I guess it was a reboot or whatever and they should have ran with it. It was perfect "Jason." Mindless superbeast killing kids who drink, do drugs, and have sex. With some fun deaths which is the whole point of the drat dynasty.

I also love Jason Takes Manhattan.

Fight me.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

"Oops" --Lowtax

Gary’s Answer

Dolphin posted:

doesn't some random dude like decide to messily devour jason's heart in one movie so he turns into jason or something

Yes, that was Jason Goes to Hell and it was a horrible, just... horrible movie. But you see Freddy's hand at the end which was kinda neat.

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


If Jason was trying to kill me Id just suck his dick and then while hes distracted someone else can run up behind him and stab him in the brain

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

veiled boner fuel posted:

If Jason was trying to kill me Id just suck his dick and then while hes distracted someone else can run up behind him and stab him in the brain
it would probably taste like a fungus infected wet sock loosely wrapped around a rotting fish

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

"Oops" --Lowtax

Gary’s Answer

From what I hear he doesn't like sexual things. In fact, he may hate them and those who do it.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

veiled boner fuel posted:

If Jason was trying to kill me Id just suck his dick and then while hes distracted someone else can run up behind him and stab him in the brain
thats my favorite movie

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

From what I hear he doesn't like sexual things. In fact, he may hate them and those who do it.
he's just ugly and jealous and his dick probably rotted off and pegging is like completely out of the question

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


Dolphin posted:

he's just ugly and jealous and his dick probably rotted off and pegging is like completely out of the question

also hes a literal manchild.

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Dolphin posted:

it would probably taste like a fungus infected wet sock loosely wrapped around a rotting fish

Thats what all dicks taste like.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Dolphin posted:

he's just ugly and jealous and his dick probably rotted off and pegging is like completely out of the question



that custom title validated this thread's existence lmbo

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

WatermelonGun posted:

Activism is so gay- Eli Roth, a man in his 40s

Really, beyond the shock value, Holocaust is the only film in the genre worth a poo poo. Everything else is vapid at best and insanely racist at worst. Holocaust is a post-colonial hellhole where there is nothing but despair.

I saw it as him taking issue with #activism where people do it for the wrong reasons, like fame and virtue signaling. His interview on Gawker (RIP) is pretty cool, especially when he's talking about how he paid the villagers who were in the movie.

http://defamer.gawker.com/who-are-w...-rot-1732749802

Eli Roth posted:

We paid them. They made more money in three weeks than they would get in an entire year of work. But they said, Its hard for us to spend the money, so we said, What else can we do for the village? Its a village of 300 people, there are four village elders, and we had a big discussion of what would be the most useful. The first thing discussed was a boat but then it was: Who would get to ride it? How would they get gas? Ultimately, they said, theres 103 huts with straw roofs. They wanted metal roofs for the houses to get them through the rainy season. So we brought 103 roofs for the houses when the shooting was done. Electricity, as we were there, the poles arrived. They were like, Weve been asking the government for 50 years for electricity. But the way it works is first they put in the poles, then a guy comes and says, Vote for me, and Ill put in the wires. Then: Vote for me and Ill run the electricity. In the last few shots of the movie we had to digitally paint out the poles. Its all coming.

It's a pretty good read, and I was lucky enough to read the interview before seeing the movie. If I hadn't, I probably would have thought of it as "meh" as well.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Everything I post is dumb and wrong


imho friday the 13th for the NES is underrated. many people will go on about castlevania or mario, but they are linear trash (except castlevania 2) friday the 13th had a open world free form gameplay! you had to have a good strategy for moving around the map and preventing those kids from being murdered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSnlzrZC9yI

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Kuato posted:



that custom title validated this thread's existence lmbo

That's truly amazing

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Rutibex posted:

imho friday the 13th for the NES is underrated. many people will go on about castlevania or mario, but they are linear trash (except castlevania 2) friday the 13th had a open world free form gameplay! you had to have a good strategy for moving around the map and preventing those kids from being murdered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSnlzrZC9yI

It scared the poo poo out of me as a kid when he would corner you, I didn't know what to do at that point and would just freeze up and lose. Could you escape?

tardwrangler
Oct 2, 2003

the world is my ashtray

The 2 scenes that ever actually scared me are both home invasions

Campervan attack in the original Hills Have Eyes and home invasions in Henry : Portrait of a Serial Killer

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

"Oops" --Lowtax

Gary’s Answer

Holy poo poo that custom title is amazing. I guess.... I guess there are angels out there.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Everything I post is dumb and wrong


Sid Vicious posted:

It scared the poo poo out of me as a kid when he would corner you, I didn't know what to do at that point and would just freeze up and lose. Could you escape?

i never beat the game as a kid. i would just wander around collecting items and die to jason occasionally like you, until i lost. this video explains how the games mechanics actually work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcq9YGG6vVA

Rutibex fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2018 around 05:01

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

you assholes

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) ABOUT BEING LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS WOMAN AND JASON VOORHEES.

i bet in the next one it will really be her all along

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

she should have went to a wawa haha stupid idiot

Actually WaWa is good. HTH.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

Actually WaWa is good. HTH.

thats my point, none of this would have happened if she stopped at wawa instead of that weird diner gas station

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

i guess im watching Part 2 right now

haha theres a crippled dude, I bet he doesnt die haha!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

who thought it would be a good idea for a dude with no legs to be a camp counselor in the woods? like I am all for equal rights and like crippled people doing stuff, but a camp in the middle of some murder woods just doesn't really seem like a great idea and also its in New Jersey so like it just makes it worse

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

lol why would one of the counselors bring their dog to camp? also if they are camp counselors how come there are never any kids at the camp?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

i never watched any of these movies after 2. even when i was a little kid and there was a high chance of boobs i could just tell it was some undoubtedly dumb poo poo

now if you want to get controversial: hellraiser 2 was good movie

Kak
Sep 27, 2002



Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'll probably get poo poo for this but the most recent one was excellent. It wasn't a remake, I guess it was a reboot or whatever and they should have ran with it. It was perfect "Jason." Mindless superbeast killing kids who drink, do drugs, and have sex. With some fun deaths which is the whole point of the drat dynasty.

I also love Jason Takes Manhattan.

Fight me.

I though the reboot was pretty good too.

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010


signalnoise posted:

Freddy is exactly the type of guy who'd use rohypnol

Freddy is a pedophile. You don't need drugs when you weigh 5 times what your victim does.

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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Nod sympathizer


She hitchhiked, it was the 70's.


Somebody buy Dolphin the game so we can teach him all the different Jasons through the educational power of

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