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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


Despite having a Camp Crystal Lake keychain and owning almost all the movies including Jason X I think I really only like #2. I was one of *those* horror idiots for quite a while.

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


Dolphin posted:

did you get into debates about how nobody else really understood jaws 4

no more like I would bring my copy of cannibal holocaust to parties as a high schooler

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


Bogus Adventure posted:

I don't think I could have watched that movie because of what they did to the turtle. Thank God that Eli Roth made Green Inferno. It's a pretty good substitute.

“Activism is so gay”- Eli Roth, a man in his 40’s

Really, beyond the shock value, Holocaust is the only film in the genre worth a poo poo. Everything else is vapid at best and insanely racist at worst. Holocaust is a post-colonial hellhole where there is nothing but despair.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


Dolphin posted:

he's just ugly and jealous and his dick probably rotted off and pegging is like completely out of the question

also he’s a literal manchild.

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