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will you be alive in 2061
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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

Well, hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull


the celestial visitor is expected to be visible from earth in the year 2061. That's in forty three years. I will be 75 years old and I plan to live at least that long. I really want to see it because it's a pretty cool thing and the history of people losing their poo poo over it is pretty funny.

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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
Chief Rocka

I'd be 70 and I fuckin hope not

e: not because I don't want to see the comet but because I don't want to be old

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

Iím more of a hale-bopp kinda guy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

Well, hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull


Stevie Lee posted:

I'd be 70 and I fuckin hope not

e: not because I don't want to see the comet but because I don't want to be old

70 is the new 30

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017



No way will I live to be nearly 80 lol.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON


i will be dead as gently caress

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

I'm on board a Tesla that is leaving Earth orbit, right now so will probably see Halley's comet before you guys. Everyone thinks it is a mannequin, but nope, it's me. I'm trying to find the spare air tanks that were supposed to be in the trunk....

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017



Zippy the Bummer posted:

i will be dead as gently caress

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Through the thick clouds of nuclear fallout? Doubtful.

flirty dental hygienist
Jul 24, 2007

All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!


I'll be 85. As of right now I'm wondering if I'd even make it to 50

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

most of us probably won't be around in even 30 years, but hey, anything's possible

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

MUST

CRUSH

CAPAATAALEISM



I'm sure I will be but I'll probably miss it anyway bc light pollution or some idiot poo poo like that!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017



Stevie Lee posted:

I'd be 70 and I fuckin hope not

e: not because I don't want to see the comet but because I don't want to be old

It's even worse than you think FYI.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

What?

I'm a time traveler and I'm here to tell you that it will be cloudy that night and you won't be able to see anything OP

But that won't matter because you'll have gone blind from diabetes by then anyway

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24? The way things is going, I don't know

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



Pretty much all of us are going to be alive, current life expectancy is almost 80 and rising rapidly, and it's not like goons are likely to suffer accidental deaths due to going on adventures

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


L'il Peep won't see Halley's comet...

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

How can I see a space rock when the sky is filled with space advertisements? explain that eggheads!

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

I saw it in '86 and it was underwhelming. I imagine it will be less impressive the next time around.

I did have a pretty boss Halley's Comet Swatch Watch though.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


I don't know that anyone is "alive" if they are wasting their time staring at the sky like some loving nerd OP

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

Hi guys I've realized that Judaism is the right way to go and i'm converting!!! I'm making aliyah to Israel and want some hot guys to "cum" with me I hope they have gloryholes in Tel Aviv! Shalom!

i saw it twice before, might as well see it again i guess?

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



I think one could make the argument that I'm not even alive right now, OP. Like I'm posting on this gay board instead of getting drunk with friends or skydiving or getting laid or anything that actual live people do. By the time this big space turd comes back I'll probably have uploaded my consciousness to a VR porn server to live forever in sexual bliss so who even cares about comets at that point

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



I plan to watch from the observation deck of an orbiting vacation space station as the position is miscalculated and the comet slams right into us, OP.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

I hope the comet strikes earth square on chinatown's mummified balls, obliterating both him and the weird tomb he and the rest of the sex perverts are going to be buried in following the Hansen Cleanse of '32

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Yeah getting drunk and laid, like allll the time, is what all real normal people do. It's not spending half your waking hours on work and worrying about paying off your goddamn mortgage, it's just a never ending Coors commercial.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah getting drunk and laid, like allll the time, is what all real normal people do. It's not spending half your waking hours on work and worrying about paying off your goddamn mortgage, it's just a never ending Coors commercial.

Ive never seen a beer commercial where someone spray-vomits on a cop

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Tane posted:

I think one could make the argument that I'm not even alive right now, OP. Like I'm posting on this gay board instead of getting drunk with friends or skydiving or getting laid or anything that actual live people do. By the time this big space turd comes back I'll probably have uploaded my consciousness to a VR porn server to live forever in sexual bliss so who even cares about comets at that point

Lurk more newb!

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Hillary Clinton/Sonic fanfic, it's so hawt.

"That's no good, no one has the right to touch you.

Want more? Ask!

PAID FOR BY THE SONIC SCREW (best typo it stays)

I mean I saw it already, who cares

it wasn't even the coolest comet I've ever seen so it can suck my dick

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

A little reg date joke.

And I hope Iíll be alive. I donít want to die.

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001



I saw it in 1986. Next time around I'll be 86 and I highly doubt I'll be around. My kids will be 46 and 49 respectively so I hope they are able to see it.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

Well, hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull


VikingSkull posted:

I mean I saw it already, who cares

it wasn't even the coolest comet I've ever seen so it can suck my dick

Hey you old bitch. What was it like witnessing halleys comet of 1910

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

Humanoid Typhoon

BONE DOG posted:

I will be 75 years old and I plan to live at least that long.

Op has big plans in life.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003
I got a girl, she won't be true, no, no.


I remember seeing it the last time but i'll be 78 when it comes back so maybe?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

Well, hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull


DaStampede posted:

Op has big plans in life.

I have no plans just big ideas bud roll up hard and suck the dicks 24 7 never begging for a rain cheque

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


yes if i don't kill myself by then

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


Look, a barley visible speck of light thatís indistinguishable from a star!

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


Comets are totes lameville.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Gun Saliva

i'd be 77 but lol if you think any of us will be alive in the next few years.

p.s. thanks for making a thread that is not about your opinion about a movie

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

...But I am already in my Pajamas...

Gravy Boat 2k

I will be 99. Not sure how well I will hold up, but if I'm in good shape, why not?

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

Well, hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull


unpleasantly turgid posted:

yes if i don't kill myself by then

Please don't. Reign in the celestial visit with geriatric sex with me

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