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beer pal


the olympics are dumb. whoc ares about them. also canada has way less population than other coutnresi so it makes sense that we dont get as many medals. also im an internationalist, patriotism is counter revolutionary

canada starts doing good: lets go canada my home and native land kick some rear end at ice dancing show those yanks whos the best curlers [f5 medal standings]

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spectres of autism


i agree that Canada rules and amerikkka sucks

e: also who cares about the olympics x2 but i like posting in threads

beer pal


amerikka as wel as... 1 sec. Germany norway netherlands and france and sweden

Piso Mojado

canada is cool but lmao @ u all for living in cold rear end canada lol


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Piso Mojado posted:

canada is cool but lmao @ u all for living in cold rear end canada lol

1) Not that cold
2) Super hecking chill

beer pal


it was -27 this morning. i heard parts of the province were like -45

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

You're just gloating because you get to have a cool downhill ski ride to get to the US of the As from Canadia (becuase of needing to go down hill when ever someone heads south as everyone of course knows) so I deduct 2 points and back to you, Bob...

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

vanisher


Piso Mojado posted:

canada is cool but lmao @ u all for living in cold rear end canada lol

Watching the olympics loling at all these countries with bad weather

Heh like why

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

I know, right? I never went skiing but I'm pretty sure it's not done sideways from all the meddling wind and if you wanna argue with the judges over your score you gotta thaw out your words because they freeze as soon as they leave your face. I don't get it

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

FutonForensic


i refuse to believe Skeleton is a sport anyone actually trains for. no one spends their life professionally developing themselves to slide down a tube on their belly as quickly as possible. assholes. loving ludicrous. christ

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

it has the best sport name by far though

Koishi Komeiji


My favorite Olympic sports from best to worst: Nordic Combined, Biathlon, Worfing (uphill only), Skeleton, Norge, Randytackling, Curling, Uliloping (mens only), Bobsleigh, Luge, Jorg.

Darkman Fanpage

ha ha



lets watch cool runnings

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

wanna kiss my lucky egg?

albany academy

I can't see shit!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

lets watch cool runnings

Rip John "Candy" Candy, or the Candster, as I like to call him.

albany academy

I can't see shit!
The Olympics? Heh. Just a means of enforcing imperialistic power dynamics by forcing participants to go into massive deficits to support public works projects with no longevity or future practical applications in mind, all for meaningless prestige and bribes. The Olympics are a sick example of capitalism at its most shallow and destructive. A locust swarm would have a more positive impact on a city than hosting the games. Instead of promoting togetherness, it encourages tribalism and mindless competitiveness.

*My countries doing good at curling* *wearing a Canada jersey and screaming at the tv in a sports bar* loving CRUSH THOSE BASTARDS, KILL EM! KILL EM! GET IT IN! GET IT IN! KNOCK THEIR loving STONE THING OUT! gently caress!

Koishi Komeiji


There's an eerie beauty to abandoned Olympic venues. This one looks like if byob was a physical place:

cda

HAIKUDICATOR
I learned this week that Canada is like less than 5% black, so now I do not like Canada

cda

HAIKUDICATOR
It's also 0% African American

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

albany academy posted:

The Olympics? Heh. Just a means of enforcing imperialistic power dynamics by forcing participants to go into massive deficits to support public works projects with no longevity or future practical applications in mind, all for meaningless prestige and bribes. The Olympics are a sick example of capitalism at its most shallow and destructive. A locust swarm would have a more positive impact on a city than hosting the games. Instead of promoting togetherness, it encourages tribalism and mindless competitiveness.

*My countries doing good at curling* *wearing a Canada jersey and screaming at the tv in a sports bar* loving CRUSH THOSE BASTARDS, KILL EM! KILL EM! GET IT IN! GET IT IN! KNOCK THEIR loving STONE THING OUT! gently caress!

Darkman Fanpage

ha ha



why isnt snow tubing an olympic sport

canyoneer
I only have canyoneyes for you

Darkman Fanpage posted:

why isnt snow tubing an olympic sport

I'd love to see it on the downhill skiing course. Have one for tubes, sleds, and toboggans

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
yall should see the legs on the uphill skiers, like two fat tree trunks crammed into north face jackets

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Jolo posted:

two fat tree trunks crammed into north face jackets

Name of my favorite porno

Jedrick

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I'm an Olympic curler, in that I eat a lot of fiber.

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!

Koishi Komeiji posted:

There's an eerie beauty to abandoned Olympic venues. This one looks like if byob was a physical place:



Take care.

No climbing.

TrixRabbi

It is a classic symbol of racism in America. This is where the white man has taken the black man and put him between two buns. And then dumped ketchup on him.

i'd prefer some olympic curly fries ehhhhhhhhh

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
*Hires someone to make me a few dozen gold medals, and adorn me with them while I walk around the olympians with a smug look on my face*

"Oh, your entire country only has that many?"


Sig by vanisher

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

"While it's true I have no medals or awards to that effect, I do in fact fancy myself a sort of Olympic medalist in bong-ripping."

-Me, just now, 2/18/2018

Jedrick

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Weed Olympics

Synchronized Smoking
100m Hash
High Jump
Choom Relay
Bongathlon

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Ladies curling is on!

Rushi

The Doodler

once again byob cat wins the hammocking gold!

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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
byob cat's anti doping test came back with heightened levels of chillatonin, the doctor who ran the tests added, "usually we only see this level of chillatonin in older sloths, this is a very cool cat."

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