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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



This week on Raw!
  • A Fatal Fourway to decide the final participant in the Elimination Chamber was probably spoiled by WWE.com putting up a picture of ALL the EC competitors, including Finn Balor. Will he get hosed out of his spot in a fit of pique by Vince McMahon?

  • Bayley faces Sasha tonight, with some people saying that rather than doing the smart and cool and sensible thing of turning Sasha heel, they might turn Bayley instead?

  • John Cena opens the show tonight, and presumably Elias will get involved.

  • Alexa Bliss is hoping that at least Mickie has forgotten that they've already done a Mickie/Alexa team/feud, as she tries to form alliances to save her from the Elimination Chamber.

  • Seth Rollins lost the tag titles, his rematch and even his second, unwanted partner in Jason Jordan. Now what does he do?

  • Nia Jax continues on her inexorable journey towards death at the hands of Asuka

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

raw

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I demand heel Bayley

Baheeley

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i came to post

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hell yeah it's john big dick cena now that's how you start a raw my friends

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Why'd they eliminate pyro anyway IS VINCE DESTITUTE

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
crow bayley and heel sasha do it

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
WWE's branded terms mentioned all the time on commentary is really annoying.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

John Cena more like Yawn Cena

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
That is the greenest green that ever greened.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

fart blood posted:

WWE's branded terms mentioned all the time on commentary is really annoying.

It creates such a weird sterile world where nobody talks like a person.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

what color will he debut this year at wrasslemania you guys

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

WWE's branded terms mentioned all the time on commentary is really annoying.

It's all so forced and unnatural. Somehow the thing that most gets to me is using their twitter names complete with hashtag when talking about the wrestlers.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
its jon zima

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
For a second there I thought we'd had confirmation that Finn had in fact hosed some faces, or was free and willing to gently caress some faces.

Don't get my hopes up like that again.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

fart blood posted:

WWE's branded terms mentioned all the time on commentary is really annoying.

I don't know what you mean. I'm just part of the WWE universe watching the longest running episodic television show in history with it's superstar sports entertainers.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
here i am

i am watching raw

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

lol just lol if you wouldn't let john cena pound you in the rear end

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

It's all so forced and unnatural. Somehow the thing that most gets to me is using their twitter names complete with hashtag when talking about the wrestlers.

I hate it when Michael Cole repeats what a wrestler said on twitter.

Just have it be a promo by the wrestler you idiots.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

pressedbunny posted:

For a second there I thought we'd had confirmation that Finn had in fact hosed some faces, or was free and willing to gently caress some faces.

Don't get my hopes up like that again.

I'm pretty sure Finn has hosed some faces.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

what color will he debut this year at wrasslemania you guys

Maybe he could move on to patterns. I don't think we've yet seen Paisley Cena, for instance

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Codependent Poster posted:

I don't know what you mean. I'm just part of the WWE universe watching the longest running episodic television show in history with it's superstar sports entertainers.

i hate wwe universe so much, i usually can get by some of the branding stuff but wwe universe just fuckin kills me.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

i want a repeat of this tonight PLEASE

https://streamable.com/tt4sz

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Mulaney Power Move posted:

lol just lol if you wouldn't let john cena pound you in the rear end

I would ABSOLUTELY let John blow his stringy load up my diarrhea spout. No question.

He's gotta quit wearing the green stuff though.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Balor/Cena would have been so much better than whatever lovely build they're gonna do for Cena/Taker

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Professor Funk posted:

Balor/Cena would have been so much better than whatever lovely build they're gonna do for Cena/Taker

Cena/Taker is gonna probably be awesome though. (Assuming Taker's hips and knees are okay.)

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Erebus posted:

I demand heel Bayley

Baheeley

And give her Sycho Sid's horror theme

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
johns road to wrestlemania will rest in peace

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"i have to win...or the timeline will become distorted"

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
It'd be funny if John did win and they changed the main event to Cena/Bork so Cena can break Flair's record.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fart blood posted:

Cena/Taker is gonna probably be awesome though. (Assuming Taker's hips and knees are okay.)

They aren't ok and they won't be ok ever again

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

fart blood posted:

I would ABSOLUTELY let John blow his stringy load up my diarrhea spout. No question.

He's gotta quit wearing the green stuff though.

Nah, keep it on so it feels like you're being tag teamed by Donatello and HGH Mark Wahlberg

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Heel Bayley: a choke hold is a kind of hug, right :angel:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why bury the Miz like this?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

I would ABSOLUTELY let John blow his stringy load up my diarrhea spout. No question.

He's gotta quit wearing the green stuff though.

...just... just take off the shirt, John. :argh:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Dango Bango posted:

Why bury the Miz like this?

hi, i'm john cena, have you met me

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Nah, keep it on so it feels like you're being tag teamed by Donatello and HGH Mark Wahlberg

Well i would love to be tag teamed by oily mutants so sure yeah good point.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Curtis Axel looks like one of those alt right guys that does Skype interviews with Mike Cernovich

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
How can John Cena take a dig for Miz about being confident about EC when Cena literally just came out to say "I am going to win the elimination chamber"

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I want to be Bo Dallas.

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