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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



WWE's branded terms mentioned all the time on commentary is really annoying.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



That is the greenest green that ever greened.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

It's all so forced and unnatural. Somehow the thing that most gets to me is using their twitter names complete with hashtag when talking about the wrestlers.

I hate it when Michael Cole repeats what a wrestler said on twitter.

Just have it be a promo by the wrestler you idiots.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Mulaney Power Move posted:

lol just lol if you wouldn't let john cena pound you in the rear end

I would ABSOLUTELY let John blow his stringy load up my diarrhea spout. No question.

He's gotta quit wearing the green stuff though.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Professor Funk posted:

Balor/Cena would have been so much better than whatever lovely build they're gonna do for Cena/Taker

Cena/Taker is gonna probably be awesome though. (Assuming Taker's hips and knees are okay.)

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



It'd be funny if John did win and they changed the main event to Cena/Bork so Cena can break Flair's record.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



BOOTY-ADE posted:

Nah, keep it on so it feels like you're being tag teamed by Donatello and HGH Mark Wahlberg

Well i would love to be tag teamed by oily mutants so sure yeah good point.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Curtis Axel looks like one of those alt right guys that does Skype interviews with Mike Cernovich

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Why is Kurt Angle continuously flubbing lines?

Is he on the sauce again?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Professor Funk posted:

no he just has brain damage after years of abusing his body in a wrestling ring and with drugs/alcohol

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Raw is kinda dumb. I mean

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



The girl in that trailer is wearing a Ramones shirt. I bet she only knows the first album.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



SatansOnion posted:

Nice! May I suggest cracking open a soft drink and then pouring it into your open mouth (and everywhere else) as you stand on the bottom ropes

I don't drink soft drinks, that is beneath me

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008




Stop posting me thats revenge porn

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Abroham Lincoln posted:

how are you posting and wrestling at the same time!

It's not really me i'm not a hot white boy

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Push El Burrito posted:

Name your dog what you want to see in the world.



Now animate cum going from one mouth into the other as a seamless loop.

(Why am I talking about cum so much? I think I'm just bored.)

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Dango Bango posted:

I don't like how they're doing the Hardy stuff without building up any backstory for it.

Because Vince stinks.


Push El Burrito posted:

Boredly Posting Cum is a good name.

Hmmmm ya know, fart blood is getting stale.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



This text thing is a Vince idea, isn't it.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008




If WWE had any sense they'd make this a shirt.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

All joking aside, the Revival were loving amazing in NXT

It's almost as if NXT is well booked and the main show isn't.

:::tells a wrestler that:::

:::wrestler replies "OH YEAH WELL I BOUGHT A HOUSE SO gently caress YOU" because they have zero sense of long-term goals:::

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Aphrodite posted:

Better matches for way less money isnít really a long term goal either.

I know that but a main product that gets consistently worse leads to diminishing returns and less money when the product eventually alienates everyone.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Aphrodite posted:

I donít know, people are paying money to see Cody Rhodes now so I think being stuck in bad WWE matches just raises your indie cred.

are you sure they're paying to see him?

Or are they paying to see....

....smoke and mirrors?

Whoa-oah

only smoke and mirrors?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Baron Corbin posted:

seth rollins sucks

You know who doesn't suck? Henry Rollins.

.....

....eh he kinda sucks too.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

Finn Balor backstage just went,"Oh are you loving kidding me... "

Eh he's got a big dick he'll be fine.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

Yeah but maybe his rear end isn't that great. I'm gonna go check that tweet video again a few dozen times to make sure.

Ya know for a straight guy i think about gay sex A LOT. It's weird.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



I hate it when Cole says "it's boss time." Shut up. Just shut up Cole. Let them be people.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



My favorite thing about WWE doing black history month is that you know Vince probably really really likes black people but he's an old white guy so he's still tone deaf.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



STAC Goat posted:

I'm sure he likes the good ones.

Apparently he loves MLK.

Which is funny because I don't know if Vince would like him if he were around today.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Oh my god WWE IS SO loving STALE AND PRODUCED AND BORING AAAAAAAAAAA

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



STOP SAYING "OPPORTUNITY" ITS SO FAKE

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008




Why are you posting photos of a Real Doll?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



I bet if MLK were alive today he'd be a big fan of that old sitcom "A Different World"

It was a good show in the first two seasons.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008




Ya know for real I always HATED Jasmine Guy.

She had heel heat.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Chris James 2 posted:

Will prob post it again in the discussion thread after Raw so not everybody misses it:

Dave says he heard all PPVs post-Mania will be dual-branded, with weekly shows not affected, due to lower ticket sales

Thats what they did the last time after single brand PPVs had low buyrates ten years ago.

They're literally doing the same mistakes again.

Don't be surprised if the brand split dies out yet again in a year or so.

Because the brand split IS REALLY REALLY STUPID.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Dango Bango posted:

Brand split is totally doable, especially with today's roster size. They just need to book better all around.

It's not doable because its all run by the same guy who micromanages everything and has the same vision for both shows. They're the same show with different colored ropes.

Maybe I'm just a jaded thirty-plus year fan but the brand split was always terrible, even back in the day. (Heyman's Smackdown back in 2003 was awesome but even that was totally an accident and doomed to fail because Heyman couldn't help himself in meetings.)

It's just a dumb, dumb, dummy dummy dumb idea because the man in charge can't get out of his own way.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Sonya Deville looks so lost in the ring sometimes and its so funny.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



STAC Goat posted:

Neither Absolution girl seems terrible confident or fluid.

Mandy is greener than Cena's shirt but at least she's trying to fake being confident (badly, but still.)

Sonya just has a perpetual "what do I do?" look on her face.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Chris James 2 posted:

This is why it's not doable

Not only that but their split actually thins things out too much. WWE has an excellent women roster now, but its split between two shows, so rather than having one solid women roster, we have two thin women's rosters. Same with the tag teams.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

Giving her the MMA gimmick was a bad idea, but last week where she got punched in the face and spent the entire match holding her nose was especially bad.

She's doomed the minute Ronda Rousey shows any sign of promise in the ring.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Also lmbo Asuka is going to challenge Charlotte and Carmella will cash in

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