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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.




This week on Raw!
  • A Fatal Fourway to decide the final participant in the Elimination Chamber was probably spoiled by WWE.com putting up a picture of ALL the EC competitors, including Finn Balor. Will he get hosed out of his spot in a fit of pique by Vince McMahon?

  • Bayley faces Sasha tonight, with some people saying that rather than doing the smart and cool and sensible thing of turning Sasha heel, they might turn Bayley instead?

  • John Cena opens the show tonight, and presumably Elias will get involved.

  • Alexa Bliss is hoping that at least Mickie has forgotten that they've already done a Mickie/Alexa team/feud, as she tries to form alliances to save her from the Elimination Chamber.

  • Seth Rollins lost the tag titles, his rematch and even his second, unwanted partner in Jason Jordan. Now what does he do?

  • Nia Jax continues on her inexorable journey towards death at the hands of Asuka

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


fart blood posted:

WWE's branded terms mentioned all the time on commentary is really annoying.

It's all so forced and unnatural. Somehow the thing that most gets to me is using their twitter names complete with hashtag when talking about the wrestlers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


fart blood posted:

I would ABSOLUTELY let John blow his stringy load up my diarrhea spout. No question.

He's gotta quit wearing the green stuff though.

...just... just take off the shirt, John.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


John, you literally just did a promo saying you were confident of winning the Elimination Chamber and going to Wrestlemania.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Haha, Miz ain't no dummy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Kurt, why aren't you at home keeping an eye on your failure of a son?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


fart blood posted:

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

Well done

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Supreme Allah posted:

he was a great man, my uncle. Never did poo poo.

You can tell us... did he KNOW the ice was there before he slipped on it?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


VJeff posted:

Man I just don't care about these "WHO HAS WHAT NUMBER IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER" stipulations. Maybe it's just because it's too stupidly obvious who's gonna win so the numbers don't matter.

"I say we battle for who wins the right to be Roman Reigns!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Supreme Allah posted:

He probably watered down the sidewalk himself the night before. a great man.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Fluffy Bunnies posted:



the treat is this match, his face is my face

LOOKIT DAT DOG!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


FINALLY things are going John Cena's way. FINALLY.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Well that was just rubbing salt in the w-GODDAMMIT GRAVES

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Matt: How long do I say DELETE for?
Vince: Until it's been run into the ground and the formerly hot and enthusiastic crowd have lost interest.
Matt: And then I stop?
Vince: Oh my heavens no...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Oh my God the text has infected Raw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


DarkstarIV posted:

smh at the nerds in this thread complaining about the nerd o meter.

I can live with the nerd-o-meter, it's the text graphics accompanying promos that are driving me insane.

Dango Bango posted:

It was on Raw last week.

I must have scrubbed that from my mind. Goddammit WWE.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



yessssssss

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Tomahawk posted:

no way in hell im going back to watch any nxt revival matches so im going with the revival was always bad

hope they get buried more tonight

All joking aside, the Revival were loving amazing in NXT

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


In the end, the real nerd was inside you all along.... is what that one nerd in the Darth Vader mask told that lady in Revenge of the Nerds.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Baron Corbin posted:

did anything interesting happen on this show before this point

The Miz lost a match to John Cena and must now enter the Elimination Chamber first.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Baron Corbin posted:

did you hellban me Jerusalem

I actually hellbanned everybody on my first day. I really didn't think that one through.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Did... did I just see a coca cola commercial trying to tie themselves to the civil rights movement....?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


....did I also just see a quirky, cutesy ad playing up the will-they/won't-they relationship of the two detectives who INVESTIGATE SEXUAL ABUSE CRIMES!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Hell yeah Kurt, call them out!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Seth vs Brock would be a really, really loving good match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Finn Balor backstage just went,"Oh are you loving kidding me... "

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


fart blood posted:

Eh he's got a big dick he'll be fine.

Yeah but maybe his rear end isn't that great. I'm gonna go check that tweet video again a few dozen times to make sure.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Le Saboteur posted:

What happened to Finn?

WWE.com spoiled that Finn was going to be in the Elimination Chamber. Now suddenly Seth Rollins has been added to the match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Please Sasha heel turn and not something "clever" instead

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Dangerous Person posted:

If the Freedom Rides were happening today Vince would be so mad about them that he would start his own bus company

Haha, goddamn.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Coach that story was unbelievably awful, hahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Sasha being the Iron Man in the rumble, being furious about losing and taking on Asuka and losing that etc were the perfect setup for a heel turn that would freshen up her character so much and give Bayley exactly the kind of opponent she needs... please don't gently caress this up, WWE.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Haha, how did Bayley not see that Sasha had got out of the way?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


That was fun!

STAC Goat posted:

It's not really the time or the place but I always find the "Vince loves MLK" narrative to be pretty silly and head in the sand because I think we'd both agree Vince has done more than enough to show where his politics lie today and we can guess where that would have put him in MLK's time.

Like it's just the old guy version of "I voted for Obama".

Based on what we know about Vince, I think his mindset re: MLK is more that he identifies with him (don't laugh too hard) and likes him because he sees him as an outsider that the system and the elites were against, but by sheer force of will and power of personality he made massive changes to society.

Remember he also thinks that Stone Cold Steve Austin is based on what Vince is REALLY like.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Sasha look she's celebrating! Take out your anger on her!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Oh phew, instead of Sasha or Bayley turning heel, WWE gave us something that NOBODY wanted.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


shiksa posted:

why is asuka at elimination chamber she won the rumble

wait did she say who she was going to challenge? i didnt watch last week.

Asuka fights Nia on the PPV. If Nia wins she gets added to the title match which becomes a Threeway.... even though Asuka hasn't actually picked an opponent for Mania yet.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Rhonne posted:

A lot of old racist say they like MLK because he's dead and they can pretend he would agree with whatever dumb poo poo they say.

Oh my God Political Cartoonists are the worst about this. They love using that statue of MLK to glare with disapproval at black people and think,"This wasn't my dream!"

I think they even did one where MLK was furious at the idea of Obama being President.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


"What happened to your mouth?"
"I got my teeth kicked into my gums and continued to wrestle the full match regardless."

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


DarkstarIV posted:

Reminder: nia jax's win rate is 14.1% in 2017. Only tamina and carmella were lower.

Well she said she wasn't like MOST of the girls.

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